Fopperholic #88 Fopperholic #88 put the genie back in the lamp we can see your tits and chav stamp

[InstaLurk]

Come on, who was it?

 

[ChubClubThug]

This is incredibly petty and mean spirited of me, but I hope they have a really shit mini break in Paris

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

She has never mentioned loving Adele before. Probably cos she’s lost weight so Fopps can like her now

 

[JJusa69]

This trip is in no way for her and Chris. It's not for romantic purposes.. It's purely for Instagram and engagement.
And also another excuse to spend the entire weekend away from her boys.
She really really hates being a mum doesn't she.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Deux mankles avec petite coat in Paris not a chance Madame fopperbollox we all heard how you pronounced croissants this should be interesting

 

[caz272]

More wank in Warwick then sex in the city , I’m dead

 

[ChubClubThug]

Crouched down outside a carvery one day.... making hot squash on instagram the next... living the dream

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Imagine putting a timer on playing with your child. I can imagine her screaming at Chris ‘I’ve done my time!!!’ Afterwards as she storms off to her playroom

 

[swipe_up]

Has anyone tried the ‘au naturale’ filter she uses all the time. It changes your face soooo much!!

This is anything but “natural”
What a filter

she looks like kryton from Red fucking Dwarf

 

[JJusa69]

Did today's "work" actually consist of her pouring hot water into squash?
Seriously?!

 

[Ellsbells123]

Oh fuck off Nikki….nobody gives a shit. Google places to go, get on the plane and go with the flow.
You weren’t the only one that had a lockdown birthday, take your fake shit bag, and your smug ass picture that doesn’t even relate to the post and fuck off!!

 

[asdaprice]

Ooo where did you get your glass/ kettle/ water from please hun

 

[Buggeroff]

But this is the scary thing Anyone can figure out their schedule now. A public Instagram with150k followers - how do you know there’s no unsavoury characters in there. That poor girl in Aus was supposedly taken by someone who follower her mum on insta (and even if she wasn’t why would you reveal so so much of your day to day)

Monday - Chris’s day off little kickers then crèche at the gym and lunch. Then some activity in the afternoon bouncy castle place or jumpin

Tuesday - mad mazzas who lives in Warwick probably they go to st nick parks, Nicola goes shopping or her play room

Wednesday what day…. Nicola baby sits her children for the day. Usually crèche so she can go to the gym then maybe some soft play.

Thursdays nursery 9-3 nursery probably in Warwick

Friday 9-3 nursery again

Saturday Chris works the morning so she stays in but everyone is ready to go by the time Chris has finished then pile into the car and off to Hatton or something similar

Sunday again some sort of activity.

It’s frightening really. I just thought it’s like she co parents with her parents.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Did I have a deprived childhood? I've never had a hot squash in my life my savage parents used to give me brandy and coffee with one sugar gotta love the 80s

 

[Buggeroff]

I’m no fopps but I don’t put my feet in nasty cheap shoes to “mess around in” neither do I pay £500 on trainers! Like just get a standard decent pair of boots!

It makes me think her ysl bag was fake because who would take a real one to a farm but buy £16 boots for messing around in.

 

[Ellsbells123]

It’s not hot squash, it’s tepid squash! Hot squash would be in a mug with boiling hot water….not cold water first
She is so desperately, shit

 

[Ellsbells123]

#89 faking it in Paris..fake bag, fake face, fake broken foppertoe, fake marriage! Fopp’s let it go…

thread suggestion.

 

[lexiloo]

Im thinking the ASA will be getting a prissy voice note or maybe a copy and paste cease and desist letter from old rule breaker ryan

 

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

One of my little fantasies (particularly during lockdown) is to piss off and have a weekend by myself in Paris…no husband, no children, no cat…just me wandering the streets, visiting museums, reading my book in peace, eating allllll the good food and drinking plenty of wine. Cliched maybe, but Id love to soak it all in. As others have said though, I don’t think this culture vulture will be doing any of that…I reckon she’ll head to McDonalds, be searching manically for “healthy” patisseries, and be more interested in racking up her steps looking for insta shots…erghhhh

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Her disappointment when she found out she was having boys was palpable and don’t even get me started on Mad Mazza shouting you’ve got another egg! I remember her doing a clip on girls names she liked and her saying ‘OBVIOUSLY I’m having 2 boys’ in a vile way. That will still be out there in all its glory for the boys to find when they’re old enough, when they realise one of them wasn’t really wanted.

I’ve said this a few times before but I’m sure Lawson not being a girl was why she always used to favour Grayson. In her silly mind Grayson should be the mini Chris with his dark hair and eyes and Lawson should have been the mini her with blonde hair and blue eyes. It’s only when Lawson became the better performing monkey that he became favourite.