Five minute mum

[HinchesSousChef]

Well she’s back after the summer holidays with a tik tok account and smug as anything because she’s been rubbing noses with Mothercould (who I find equally smug and braggy).
Is this still a rave thread or could it be converted?

 

[belle0610]

On the beg for ANOTHER holiday this year. She’s so rude as well “British people shouting for a fry up” what?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I hope that the friend could easily afford such a gift for a kid and didn’t feel obliged to buy such an expensive experience even if it was out of budget…

However this is the same woman who kept telling her followers to buy her books so that they could go on another Disney holiday and that she’d have more Disney content for them if people bought her products.

I do wonder what the shelf life of ‘education influencers’ is. Now that her kids are in upper primary, she doesn’t really have much kid stuff to share- I imagine there will be some transferring to secondary school book at some stage now that her eldest is 10 but without the toddler games on stories, how does she get new followers or people interested in her stuff? Surely the hey day of the 2020 pandemic followers have older kids now too.

Hence two weeks of robot vacuum content

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She has a few weeks where she’s just about tolerable and then becomes an annoying dick again.

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

She wants to cry over choosing an air fryer yet still manages to aff link it. What problems she has

Hang on, wasn’t she saying she would never ever get an air fryer a few weeks ago? What’s changed? The Amazon commission is too tempting?

 

[Aab41]

They're planning to go to a swimming pool today to swim and use their showers?! Her daughter was being sick all day Saturday?! Can't stand people like her. She should be at home even if she's feeling better

Absolutely, should be 48 hours after last time, probably even longer if swimming. If she was sick all day Saturday shouldn't go today. My son was sick exactly 48 hours after my daughters last episode over Christmas so contagious still

 

[belle0610]

Oh to have the privilege of having people around you to take your children for 24 hours so you can to away every year after Christmas! Yes I'm jealous as we have no one to take our children, but so glad she'd be happy to stay home this year to help pay for her expensive new kitchen as long as someon still takes the kids

But STOP sending her recommendations in the WRONG area everyone. God she’s so rude

 

[chocolate starfish]

Who does she think she is!?

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

She is mind numbingly boring. And I'm sorry but that fringe has got to go

 

[Aab41]

Yep came here to say same thing. Making money from her neices injury, nice

 

[Aab41]

We don't do sats in Wales but all this drama about it seems a bit much. Really disliking her smugness more and more though. She just can't take even the slightest criticism

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She is really annoying, tells us they've all been ill over half term but won't go into details as it's none of our business! Then why bloody mention it in the 1st place? No-one cares

She’s a smug git.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s desperate to be noticed by bloody Mrs Hinch.

 

[LittleMy]

Most of her recent stories have been her moaning about what her followers have been suggesting for her, whether it’s where to store an air fryer or which bin to buy (thrilling stuff!). Today she’s moaning that people are suggesting something she’s already tried to clean her keyboard. She says it all with a little fake laugh but it’s starting to grate on me.

God she’s boring as fuck.

 

[chocolate starfish]

I was hoping she’d posting some more cringe content (now that we’ve got the ball rolling) but apparently she’s not ‘officially’ back yet. Still on annual leave from her insta job evidently.
No doubt she’ll still post her annoying weekend ads/promos though

 

[belle0610]

Disney just sounds so exhausting and expensive no wonder she aff links everything even tights she hates

 

[belle0610]

Can everyone stop messaging her recommendations because she DEFINITELY DOESNT need them unless it’s for a aff link for stuff she hates

 

[Amamam]

But STOP sending her recommendations in the WRONG area everyone. God she’s so rude

Also, she said South or South East - of course the Cotswolds are in the south! If she meant just Kent or Sussex, why not say that?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I used to follow but now she just irritates me. I’m a teacher of over a decade and I cannot stand her ‘I know it all’ ‘school expert’ nonsense. She was a TA for what a year?! ta’s are worth their weight in gold and are fabulous but her peddling this false narrative she was planning phonics and lessons, responsible for you name it and delivering everything under the sun. Sorry no, in no planet would you have had that responsibility and role. Completely false advertising when she refers to herself as teaching. Phonics specialist?! How much training and delivery did you do in your five minutes in a classroom as a ta?
I can’t think of many other ‘influencer’s so full of their own self importance, she’s just a know it all smug.

Don’t forget she’s a PR expert too. Makes me wonder why she switched from such a high flying job to the classroom. Bare in mind this is all before she’s even hit 30.

 

[Sure. name changed]

She’s so rude.