Five minute mum

[Aab41]

She is really annoying, tells us they've all been ill over half term but won't go into details as it's none of our business! Then why bloody mention it in the 1st place? No-one cares

 

[Aab41]

She's trying very hard not to be judging those who give their kids air fryer freezer food while also judging those who give their kids air fryer freezer foods. Can't all be as perfect as her with her batch cooking. I'd much rather eat chicken nuggets from the air fryer than the crap she is microwaving

 

[LittleMy]

The ideas and activities she shares are just basic common sense, no? Bathing the dolls etc.



I used to follow her when my children were toddlers but she’s not doing anything different to any other nursery/school teacher. Defo get the smug vibes too.

 

[Aab41]

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Daisy the philanthropist. Quick, somebody notify the honours list, Daisy is missing an OBE! If she writes these books purely to help us, I wonder where she donates all the fees she receives

Not to mention all the aff links to amazon, she's making a killing on that with people not realising she gets a cut of everything they buy on there if they've clicked her link

 

[Lilro182]

She’s an awful woman. Her latest stories - arrogance and self importance personified. Of course she knows best.
I wonder if she’s as obnoxious in real life as she is on social media?

 

[belle0610]

Wetting herself that it’s prime day and she can reshare all of her aff links

 

[chocolate starfish]

Glad to see this thread is still going. I’m sure she’s trying to tone it down but the privilege just shines through 🫣
I’ve noticed now her kids are too old and of no use to her, she’s now switch from exploiting them to exploiting her poor niece!

 

[belle0610]

Aff linking her nieces injury…really!

 

[GoldSilver]

I don’t understand how she got such a big following? Nothing she does is original and she has no charisma.

 

[Ren901]

Isn't there already an actual dull womens club? There's a dull men's club that's come up on my Facebook and I'm sure there's a women's one. Why has she made a logo?!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Fuck me, I don't even think she's joking

But it already exists??? it’s on Facebook. There’s even a book. Surely she knows this? Weird behaviour.

 

[Toffeebythesea]

I used to follow but now she just irritates me. I’m a teacher of over a decade and I cannot stand her ‘I know it all’ ‘school expert’ nonsense. She was a TA for what a year?! ta’s are worth their weight in gold and are fabulous but her peddling this false narrative she was planning phonics and lessons, responsible for you name it and delivering everything under the sun. Sorry no, in no planet would you have had that responsibility and role. Completely false advertising when she refers to herself as teaching. Phonics specialist?! How much training and delivery did you do in your five minutes in a classroom as a ta?
I can’t think of many other ‘influencer’s so full of their own self importance, she’s just a know it all smug.

Completely agree! I've been a teacher 10 years this year. Shes a phonics specialist my ar*e. Maybe we need to write a book.

 

[chocolate starfish]

At last!! I’ve found some like-minded FFM dislikers!
She’s so SMUG!
I too used to like her, even have one of her books. Can’t put my finger on it but I can’t stand her now.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Yep all of the above. I'm a teacher myself and I often read her ideas and posts and think "wow, groundbreaking, as if we haven't been doing this for years"

She was a TA for 5 minutes so now she’s an expert .
Same. Teacher here.
Her squeaky voice and eye fucking herself as she smugly struts round the kitchen does my head in too

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Wow, such a charmer , really don't know why she's popular, she is very smug and cringe

She’s so rude!! It’s like she doesn’t want engagement

 

[Lilro182]

Small businesses commenting on her post asking how they can send free products for the women’s shelter.
‘It’s now closed I shared it a month ago’. Is there a need fo be so rude?
Surely she can facilitate getting the items to her P.O. Box and send them on. But then that would be work behind the scenes of being the do-gooding saviour.
The more I see the more I dislike of her.

 

[NorrisCole]

I think it can definitely be converted!
I started it 2 years ago, I can’t believe how much she’s changed in that time. Followers and a book deal now completely smug and annoying.
ETA I don’t actually know how to convert it??

 

[Aab41]

Ironic she calls herself 5 minute mum when it takes her hours to get a sentence out . Not even sure why i still follow her as always skip the long and boring stories!

 

[Toffeebythesea]

Let’s just assume we’ve converted it .

I went off her as soon as she climes up Mrs Hinch’s back side.
I can’t stand the fact that she seems to believe she’s invented basic teaching and learning games that teachers have been doing for years.
What is it about her that you find irritating?

Yep all of the above. I'm a teacher myself and I often read her ideas and posts and think "wow, groundbreaking, as if we haven't been doing this for years"

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Daisy the literacy expert who doesn’t know the difference between ‘bought’ and ‘brought’. It’s brought it on myself Daisy, not bought.