Five minute mum

[NorrisCole]

Sorry if there’s already a thread, I couldn’t see one?
Anyone else follow? I love her. Love how she’s real, shows the kids/house as it is. Her games are great.

 

[Ellen19]

I wish she would just calm down with the Amazon links or is she trying to pay off the holiday to Florida that she’s been hinting at. She’s getting a bit nippy with anyone who brings it up too. Just be a bit more honest that you are doing it for the kickback (hey, we all need to make a living), just don’t make out that you are doing it out of the goodness of your heart

She said on the last Amazon prime day that she makes the majority of her income from the Amazon links and this gives her the time and freedom to write her books as she doesn’t need a 9-5 with the Amazon links mad init

 

[chocolate starfish]

I see that FFM has mentioned being smug (smug about being smug 🫣) twice in her stories today, think it’s safe to say she searches herself on here

 

[Sure. name changed]

Sorry couldn’t find a non-rave thread but my god I’ve had to unfollow her now. She really has the biggest ego. Lecturing people on weeds as if everyone should be an expert and understand why it’s fine to pull the heads off some plants and not others?? I might be wrong but I assumed pulling the head off those weeds would spread the seeds more easily.

 

[Lilro182]

Child whisperer extraordinaire but sends her children off to another room to watch dvds for her own wedding with nursery staff.
Surely her wonderous tat bags would have entertained them…

 

[Dgrey2]

She is still intolerable

 

[SaturdayNightIsWineNight]

Just started following - seems to have some great tips for homeschooling!

Fingers crossed it doesn't go the usual way and she ends up on the trash threads.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Well she’s back after the summer holidays with a tik tok account and smug as anything because she’s been rubbing noses with Mothercould (who I find equally smug and braggy).
Is this still a rave thread or could it be converted?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She has a few weeks where she’s just about tolerable and then becomes an annoying dick again.

 

[chocolate starfish]

Who does she think she is!?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She is really annoying, tells us they've all been ill over half term but won't go into details as it's none of our business! Then why bloody mention it in the 1st place? No-one cares

She’s a smug git.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s desperate to be noticed by bloody Mrs Hinch.

 

[chocolate starfish]

I was hoping she’d posting some more cringe content (now that we’ve got the ball rolling) but apparently she’s not ‘officially’ back yet. Still on annual leave from her insta job evidently.
No doubt she’ll still post her annoying weekend ads/promos though

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I used to follow but now she just irritates me. I’m a teacher of over a decade and I cannot stand her ‘I know it all’ ‘school expert’ nonsense. She was a TA for what a year?! ta’s are worth their weight in gold and are fabulous but her peddling this false narrative she was planning phonics and lessons, responsible for you name it and delivering everything under the sun. Sorry no, in no planet would you have had that responsibility and role. Completely false advertising when she refers to herself as teaching. Phonics specialist?! How much training and delivery did you do in your five minutes in a classroom as a ta?
I can’t think of many other ‘influencer’s so full of their own self importance, she’s just a know it all smug.

Don’t forget she’s a PR expert too. Makes me wonder why she switched from such a high flying job to the classroom. Bare in mind this is all before she’s even hit 30.

 

[Dgrey2]

Her dancing reels literally make me sick in my mouth

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Child whisperer extraordinaire but sends her children off to another room to watch dvds for her own wedding with nursery staff.
Surely her wonderous tat bags would have entertained them…

Sounds like her kids were in the way at “her” wedding.

 

[elepal]

She's having a gripe on her Insta stories today because people dared to ask for some clarification about a video she'd posted on how to get sun cream stain out of clothes. Hubris?

 

[Venuslurker]

Omg the hippo video again, it's not even that funny,

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’m getting the feeling this is a rave thread. I used to really like her. Bought two of her books etc. but lately I’m finding her smug and braggy. All this clothing business. Sorry she’s slim as anything and gorgeous. I don’t get it.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She is now a former orchestra member. Who knew.