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I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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In Mexico:

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In Mexico:

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Ibiza:

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A couple more, not sure where these were taken.

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She wouldn't look out of place in my big Gypsy Wedding would she on these photos?
 
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Really productive day guys.......built a locker and hung a couple of pots oh and bleached the floor. Cos that won't kill the plants at all will it?
Sorry but that awful green metal locker is right at the entrance of their home. Everyone that comes and goes will walk past it. Lovely. She's worried about shoes inside but not about the dogs peeing and pooping inside daily.
 
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Really productive day guys.......built a locker and hung a couple of pots oh and bleached the floor. Cos that won't kill the plants at all will it?
Sorry but that awful green metal locker is right at the entrance of their home. Everyone that comes and goes will walk past it. Lovely. She's worried about shoes inside but not about the dogs peeing and pooping inside daily.
Is she still banging on about eating the good stuff and supplements whilst constantly using a beautifying filter?

I hardly watch her anymore because she is so fake now and Ryan is an expert on everything!!
 
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Is she still banging on about eating the good stuff and supplements whilst constantly using a beautifying filter?

I hardly watch her anymore because she is so fake now and Ryan is an expert on everything!!
Yeah nothing has changed there. Occasionally she'll forget and leave the filter off and we see reality.
Not only is she taking supplements now but she's worried about people walking germs into the flat, she read it online somewhere, so everyone including guests are going to have to remove their shoes at the door and put on Amazon single use slippers which she has bought in bulk. Ryan didn't get the memo and walked in and out freely and even dragged a dirty old dusty box into the living room/kitchen/dining room. The dogs can still use the floor as their toilet. Make it make sense. Smelly old trainers and shoes left right at the front door for all to see. It's akin to people who have a front porch and it stinks cos they leave all their damp coats and shoes in it.

But she did hang a single pot plant and we're all supposed to give a round of applause for her design abilities. Kelly Hoppen watch out. Fernibops is after your job.

She obviously has far too much time on her hands.
 
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Yeah nothing has changed there. Occasionally she'll forget and leave the filter off and we see reality.
Not only is she taking supplements now but she's worried about people walking germs into the flat, she read it online somewhere, so everyone including guests are going to have to remove their shoes at the door and put on Amazon single use slippers which she has bought in bulk. Ryan didn't get the memo and walked in and out freely and even dragged a dirty old dusty box into the living room/kitchen/dining room. The dogs can still use the floor as their toilet. Make it make sense. Smelly old trainers and shoes left right at the front door for all to see. It's akin to people who have a front porch and it stinks cos they leave all their damp coats and shoes in it.

But she did hang a single pot plant and we're all supposed to give a round of applause for her design abilities. Kelly Hoppen watch out. Fernibops is after your job.

She obviously has far too much time on her hands.
Thanks for the update , no need to watch now !!

I did wonder if once the kids were at high school and she was living in town if she would actually get a job , her YT must pay hardly anything , bet her French hasn't improved either !!
 
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I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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In Mexico:

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Ibiza:

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I’ve just discovered this page. I know a lot of people wanted to see her wedding so hopefully everyone can see it on this link.

Seen 'Don't Tell the Bride'? Watch it here on Channel 4:

 
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I unsubscribed as I was fed up watching her wasting money after selling their lovely house. Rentals were money down the drain, also storage costs.Now a fortune is being spent on their doer upper but still spending on luxuries. So I saw an alert for her Mum's visit & Paris outing which I watched, then I was blanked out unless I pay to watch!! What...pay to watch Fernibop - must be joking!!
 
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I've barely watched the last several months. Not interested in her travel vlogs.....and definitely not interested in watching her daughter play influencer.
 
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Does anyone know how she can afford to buy the designer clothes and jewellery? That Van Celebes bracelet is four grand unless it’s a knock off.

How actually successful is Ryan’s business? And why on earth did they sell their house to hole themselves up in a tight fitting apartment for four people with literally no garden?
 
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I was watching a vlog the other day where Cannes was described at the “tacky Dubai of France, full of wannabes, and people living there pretending to be rich while drowning in debt”. Made me think of our Fern straight away.
 
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Does anyone know how she can afford to buy the designer clothes and jewellery? That Van Celebes bracelet is four grand unless it’s a knock off.

How actually successful is Ryan’s business? And why on earth did they sell their house to hole themselves up in a tight fitting apartment for four people with literally no garden?
Ryan's French business has been in Financial redressement for 18 months (public available information). This means at some point he has not been able to pay his bills supplier/contractors or most likely his social insurance contributions which I believe to be the case. Basically a financial agreement to try and pay off the debt before you go bankrupt. This coincided with their down sizing, I doubt they paid off his debt and most likely the remaining funds pays for her delusions of grandeur. All of their previous businesses in uk went into liquidation so I'm guessing its just a matter of time here in France.
 
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Ryan's French business has been in Financial redressement for 18 months (public available information). This means at some point he has not been able to pay his bills supplier/contractors or most likely his social insurance contributions which I believe to be the case. Basically a financial agreement to try and pay off the debt before you go bankrupt. This coincided with their down sizing, I doubt they paid off his debt and most likely the remaining funds pays for her delusions of grandeur. All of their previous businesses in uk went into liquidation so I'm guessing its just a matter of time here in France.
They have just returned from the UK and Fern has had so much filler put into her cheeks that she can hardly move her face and her eyes have disappeared!!
 
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They have just returned from the UK and Fern has had so much filler put into her cheeks that she can hardly move her face and her eyes have disappeared!!
If that’s correct about Ryan’s business (and the other ones he had in the UK) then what the hell is she thinking to keep on spending, especially for such non necessary things as cheek filler.

Q: What was the reason they moved to France?
 
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I had totally forgotten about these people. She looks terrible. Such a shame she feels she needs to do that to her face. Everyone will assume she is that woman's mum, so I don't know who she is trying to kid.

The dog needs the humane treatment of saying goodbye to this world and moving on. bleeping cruel keeping it alive.

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg" 🙄 🙄
 
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Jeez her lips now , proper duck face now !

Constant use of skin smoothing filter you can see it glitching !

Those poor women stood in the queue in Zara ! Did they give permission to be filmed ?? So bloody entitled !

Fasting but had a massive glass of white wine , make it make sense !!

Sorting daughters hair bobbles, riveting !!
 
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I had totally forgotten about these people. She looks terrible. Such a shame she feels she needs to do that to her face. Everyone will assume she is that woman's mum, so I don't know who she is trying to kid.

The dog needs the humane treatment of saying goodbye to this world and moving on. bleeping cruel keeping it alive.

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg" 🙄 🙄
Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg" 🙄 🙄

It was worse than that, she said “I phastinggggg”.
 
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It is genetically impossible for a cat to breed with a dog and vice versa !!!

What she says about this makes about much sense as all the bio hacking theories she goes on about and all the “good stuff” she eats whilst promoting dieting ideas in front of her kids !
 
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It is genetically impossible for a cat to breed with a dog and vice versa !!!

What she says about this makes about much sense as all the bio hacking theories she goes on about and all the “good stuff” she eats whilst promoting dieting ideas in front of her kids !
I wonder who is going to be brave enough to tell her. 😂😂
 
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