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Fathering Autism #90 Isaiah fled, Squirt is dead, Cilla’s belly spread, Abbie’s trust fund
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I messed up so how about everyone just fills in the blank after Abbie's trust fund....I miscounted and it was one word too long
I messed up so how about everyone just fills in the blank after Abbie's trust fund....I miscounted and it was one word too long
Hmmm. They got a Jaguar to show up. I am actually surprised they havent tried to rope Tebow in, now that Urban's got him down south again! I mean, isnt Tebow the "Night to Shine" guy or am I thinking of someone else?
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There would have been prize money but I'm using it to learn how to count betterThank you to @Kermy and the Tattle Academy. I am grateful for this honor.
So they got a mascot in a fuzzy costume and a moonlighting wedding DJ… no offence to wedding DJ’s, but for your influencer VIP night why not get someone who DJ’s full time, or is more well known? Spare no expense right? And why aren’t DJ’s beating down the doors to get in on this ;-)
I can't wait for this tit show. I wish I was in the area, I would so go there on their VIP night. I'm sure that Kaitlyn will be prowling for a new man.
They got the mascot!!! They didn't get a player
This keeps getting better and better!!
If you have to ask for VIPs, you aren’t VIP worthy...
That’s him. I like Tebow. No way they’re even close to TebowI can't wait for this tit show. I wish I was in the area, I would so go there on their VIP night. I'm sure that Kaitlyn will be prowling for a new man.
They got the mascot!!! They didn't get a player
OMG. That just brought me so much joy. A mascot! I'm going to bed laughing!I can't wait for this tit show. I wish I was in the area, I would so go there on their VIP night. I'm sure that Kaitlyn will be prowling for a new man.
They got the mascot!!! They didn't get a player
Opening night....VIP only? What about the Tonia’s, Amanda’s and the creepy super fan (the girl who sounds like she’s high on ‘life’? I’m sure they think they are the most important person and included in the VIP list. Will the Patreons want an invite, enquiring minds want to know.
Also, not long after the Maaasives moved into mouldy mansion, wasn’t there a guy on here that used to drive up their street to go to work?
Love to know if the yard banners are going to be put up, and the neighbours complain about the constant tackyness
Also, not long after the Maaasives moved into mouldy mansion, wasn’t there a guy on here that used to drive up their street to go to work?
Love to know if the yard banners are going to be put up, and the neighbours complain about the constant tackyness
You’ll have to get past Sherry first. VIP night is invite only.I can't wait for this tit show. I wish I was in the area, I would so go there on their VIP night. I'm sure that Kaitlyn will be prowling for a new man.
They got the mascot!!! They didn't get a player
Is the whole place going to be "Jag-wires" (as the Maases say it) themed? There's the Duval sign, the mascot appearance...and possibly the pooping cat on the wall, who may or may not be a jaguar, we'll have to wait and see. The demographics for influencers and their audiences skew young, female, and primarily interested in fashion and fitness...bet they'll all flock to this glorified sports bar to take a pic referencing one of the nation's shittiest football teams
How can those sleezebags call their bleeping joke business number 1 won when they haven't even opened yet?
Here she is Mrs. Monstrosity Matriarch of Mold Manor.
Don't look to long she will eat your soul.
WTF do you want me to do?
Are you F'in kidding me dad, clean up?
Oh, it's time for me to perform.
Meanwhile.....
Three minutes of witch sitting on her fat ass.
Laughing at her Assclown of a husband and casting her daughter looks of.....evil, disgust, contempt?? Take your pick.
Three minutes of Asshole prompting towards miraculous independent. Talking his way to the bank. Voice over some word vomit, give some poor me puppy eyes, Cha-bleeping-Ching.
Huge, huGE HUGE DOUCHEBAG.
Here she is Mrs. Monstrosity Matriarch of Mold Manor.
Don't look to long she will eat your soul.
WTF do you want me to do?
Are you F'in kidding me dad, clean up?
Oh, it's time for me to perform.
Meanwhile.....
Three minutes of witch sitting on her fat ass.
Laughing at her Assclown of a husband and casting her daughter looks of.....evil, disgust, contempt?? Take your pick.
Three minutes of Asshole prompting towards miraculous independent. Talking his way to the bank. Voice over some word vomit, give some poor me puppy eyes, Cha-bleeping-Ching.
Huge, huGE HUGE DOUCHEBAG.
He keeps talking about independence but sweet girl can't even wash a dish. What the actual duck is he talking about?!
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