Again with the question...why are these MLM huns always asking people to help
them win things? Bitch you're always telling me how easy and fun your job is. Do the work yourself, it should be a breeze for you! Where's
my prize for helping you level up? At least host a fucking giveaway or something for the customers who participate, you fucking marketing genius.
Imagine if every job did this. "I have to work a shift
tonight, who wants to help me out
by covering the first six hours of it, unpaid??? Help me earn my salary! There's nothing in it for you!
" "If anybody has been thinking about picking up some antibiotics
or an MRI scan
, drop me a line and I'll get you into a bed on my unit! We can't wait to send you a medical bill!
"
Imagine walking into an arcade and a bunch of adult-ass women in Crayola-colored New York & Company business casual are climbing all over the machines. They behave worse than little kids. I would load my nephews up with grape soda, shake 'em like a Polaroid, tell them "Be on your worst behavior!" and send them over there beg these bitches for quarters and hopefully puke on them.
I mean...I was gonna trash this statement, but yeah, I guess clambering on top of an arcade machine like a poorly raised nine-year-old while your "colleague" in pink slacks wraps a leg around it like a stripper pole
is the way an MLM should be represented.