Fathering Autism #106 Big P tries to twerk, Abbie eats paper & Asa’s a jerk

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BRAVO!! Bra-fucking-Vo! Trying to figure out my favorite. I’m going with “Abbie bursts in on me rear mounting Cilla, then asks for candy” Close second - Abbie tries to kill Piggy!
 
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That so called "costume" for Abbie last year infuriated me. It was so degrading!
 
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You pour it all out on newspaper on the table. French bread is great with it
 
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You pour it all out on newspaper on the table. French bread is great with it
It is normally quite tasty. She replied to a comment stating she added Old Bay, Tony Chachere’s, and Zatarain’s seasonings. So, as per normal, it is likely her hooves are the size of actual elephant feet due to all the sodium induced water retention. She is a female Can’t Get Right.
 
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She acts like she invented the whole concept like her coochie boards
Guess she's just way too high falutin for a crawfish boil..damn now I'm hungry
 
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She acts like she invented the whole concept like her coochie boards
Guess she's just way too high falutin for a crawfish boil..damn now I'm hungry
I would eat a crab leg or two! Not from Pig’s cauldron, but still…
 
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Priscilla the porcine
Candy queen of halloween
 
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Fathering Autism #107 The bloom is off the rose as AssA’s subs hit all time lows
 
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So under the post of them announcing no vlog tonight Good ole Samantha commented calling them “Slackers” and Sherie posted calling her out on it and Samantha deleted before I could get a SS. Samantha hates when they skip vlogs always has something nasty to say to them when they do.

WTACTUALF
 
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Low country boil - a southern coast delicacy. But I’m sure big P fucked it up
I'm so hungry right now...lol.
We do it a bit different at our house in South Jersey shore than Cilla showed at Moldy Mansion. We only do it in the summer because it's a MESS to eat and clean. Plus the NJ corn is the BEST when it's in season.We put craft paper out on the entire length of picnic table. We do all sorts of shell fish. Little neck clams, mussels, snow crab legs and smaller crabs,shrimp. We steam the seafood with Old Bay seasoning in a steam basket that is made to sit inside my stock pot of boiling water. We definitely do NOT boil seafood. Fresh NEw Jersey corn on cob is what we boil with redskin potatoes. Everyone gets their own ramikens of clarified butter in one and Kelchners cocktail sauce in the other to dip the seafood in. There is no wrong way. Except the Massives dinner seems cramped, uninviting and def NOT FUN! Also some ice cold beers, some wine, loud music, and laughter. Not pretentious at all! Why don't you all Tattlers come next summer? And clean up is a breeze...put the garbage can at one of the table roll the craft paper up at one end and dump it at the other end!

This is really weird to me!
It sounds like Sherrie is talking about a pet. Forever home?!? That's NOT gonna happen IMO.

Really? Wow Jealous much Assa?

Really? Wow Jealous much Assa?
 
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We mostly eat what's in the pot. Sometimes we added macaroni salad, potato salad and of course, maybe some different food for kids or friends who don't eat seafood/shellfish. It really is a fun night. Especially after a long hot beach day.

Hey Tattlers! I have a question. I saw a post about Ass getting ignorant and snippy regarding comments involving Lurch. Am I getting that wrong? Was he jealous about humpers praising Crystal? Its hard to navigate sometimes on my phone. I'm just curious and now I can't find the post. Thanks!
 
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WTACTUALF
She’s trying to be a clown to boost her views and sales. She thrives on attention and praise from her downline and FA humpers. It may not be her first choice to look foolish, but it does increase her exposure and buzz. She’s certainly no Carol Burnett (now I’m dating myself). Trying to be everyone’s darling must be so fatiguing when the stage lights dim.
 
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OMG.. that sounds delicious! When is dinner??

I gasped when I saw P dump her crab legs in that boiling cauldron.. I'm sure they came out overcooked and rubbery... Also.. seemed like a small amount for that many people... usually they have about that much food when they eat by themselves.
 
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Hey there my FA tattle friends! I haven't posted much on here lately but I do enjoy catching up with the Massholes and what's going on in your lives too.
I pray often for all the people who are suffering all sorts of terrible pain and chronic ailments. Even though we will never meet I still care about you. You all give me so much joy and laughter, how could I not care!
However, tonight I felt compelled to write a little something. Please indulge me for a moment?
I'm not sure if/when things changed but I grew up in a culture where it's not cool to go after someone for their set of religious beliefs.
Whether a person is Muslim, Jewish, Christian, Sikh, Buddhist, Bantu, Taoist, Atheist, ...and on and on and on... You just don't make fun of them.
I am a Christian. Not always a very good one but I try. It hurts my heart to see my set of religious beliefs being ridiculed.
I am most definitely not telling anyone what to say or not say as I am a firm believer in freedom of speech. I just want you to know that it can be hurtful to your friend sitting over here in their little part of the world.
And to anyone reading this who prays, I sure would appreciate a prayer, no matter what your beliefs.
Thank you, Friends
 
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