Father of Daughters #48 Selling kids and now credit, no longer a human family chronicle

[LuBiLu]

Clammie ( racist liar ) Fodney the idiot

What is wrong with her teeth.

 

[Spoke]

Clem really was right when she called him a grade A twat wasn’t she

A stopped clock is right twice a day, and a racist midwife is right once a tattle

 

[LaLaDoDo]

Why is everything he posts so negative? Why can’t he say anything he does with his family is remotely enjoyable? Moaning about paying for fruit picking, then encouraging his family to pick from the free bushes outside (I cringed at how tight they looked) Why not just do that in the first place if they didn’t want to pay? And I know it’s only one or two bits of fruit, but encouraging the kids (and his bots) to steal berries as they pick annoyed me. Just pay for it! It’s likely a small business, if everyone stole the equivalent of half of what they picked that would hugely impact their takings. So tone deaf!

 

[EddieBeds]

Grabbiness aside how the hell can he post this misogynistic crap? How does Glen think it’s ok?! Slymon hit the nail on the head with the imaginary friend of Glen’s commenting that he/men do shit badly on purpose so they don’t get asked to do it again (ok, slightly paraphrased it). How as a father does he think this is good role modelling?! It’s also toxic masculinity/reinforcing outdated stereotypes rubbish as well that men can’t possibly do domestic chores cause they might get it wrong yet women are expected to manage households on top of jobs/parenting etc by default and have to be grateful if a man does something, even if badly because ‘at least they tried’. Urgh you can see how the cycle of sexism repeats itself when the likes of Fodney are still peddling this shit.

 

[Rosieee]

I need therapy after seeing this

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

This is hands down the fucking weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on Instagram. He is truly truly AWFUL. Who fucking FILMS themselves crying??? About something so random?
He’s just the worst person in the world. EVER.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Normally I'm the one traumatizing you guys and laughing- but I need help after today.

It was cute when Dr Mc dreamy and Meredith did it in Grey's, but there was more connection lol. No feeling afraid of dropping the phone in the bath.

Sharing the contents of the cards too feels too much. Here's a love letter I wrote to my wife. I wouldn't want my husband sharing it.

MOD 49# I don't be baths without bubbles....

 

[sassmaster3000]

His fans are so intelligent

 

[Axatogrind]

Forced myself to go back and look for it. Here it is!

 

[blurstoftimes]

don't worry ben, most of the people reading FOD's content these days are either sexy bots, Tattle readers or housewives called Darlene living in midwest USA so your brand remains undamaged!

 

[sassmaster3000]

I absolutely cannot get my head around the irony of him saying that he’s worried about the privacy of his children’s data.
Things about his children that are already freely available to the public:
- their birthdays
- their address
- where they go to school
- their medical history
- their developmental milestones
- literally photos of their bare arse

What could he possibly be worried about that isn’t already public information?? That post absolutely screams as fishing for content and/or an ad/gifted DNA kit.

Side note - just had to google if I was using the correct there/their/they’re because it looked so bizarre to see “their” so many times in a row haha

 

[MarmiteExtract]

If I remember correctly, Scouse Rach was the one ripping FOD & MOD apart on Twitter. She was brutal but spot on. BM &GJ were in agreement and taking the piss out of them too. It made me lol as Clammie had previously been a bit sleazy desperate about Greg James.
Just checked and Scouse Rach's tweets are now locked.

Their comments around the time of MODgate inspired the title of thread 12 (“When I throw my wife under the bus, I always use National Express #ad #gifted”)

 

[Axatogrind]

That is an outfit for an old girl like me......I wouldn't wear it or her sensible shoes.

"Gifted loot, denim jumpsuit, I like to pair it with... whatever footwear the model in the online catalogue was wearing"

(Throwback to thread title #9 if anyone doesn't get it )

 

[EddieBeds]

Nah, don’t think so Slymon. We could dip you in a vat of it and you’d still be a

 

[Dogmuck]

So by 10am he’d read the guardian, got upset, got his phone, recorded himself pretending to cry (who knows how many takes that took), penned and posted a massive word salad and penned several stories...if I was his boss he would almost certainly be sacked. It clear all his DIY escapades haven’t been exclusively done at weekends, THEN all his stupid twatty videos/post, who the funk with a full time job has the time to do this?

 

[TheSilverFox]

So why don’t we all have diabetes Frances?

It's diates he's got from childhood smaxxines though - think we are safe Em with our standard issue vaccines from the dreaded diates.

Chunt by name chunt by nature.

 

[Dogmuck]

Also, the last person I want to go shopping with is my husband- and not on our anniversary. Fuck he does not need to know how much I spend on anything let alone bras.

13 years of being a controlling twat and showing the world that he’s the man. Ugh Mr Dogmuck would be in the bin if he ever once alluded to being my benefactor. Makes me mad when men behave like that...hello it’s 2021 not 1921

However, I sense a power change in their relationship, she was the driving force and now he’s enjoying the control of knowing it’s in his hands to bring her back from the dead.

Glen, I won’t let you rise from the ashes hun, you’re a racist, you’re a liar and fortunately we have the receipts

 

[LuBiLu]

Ugh ladies and gents. I feel utterly disgusting and ashamed.

I had a dream that I got it on with Sly last night.

I apologise profusely.

I am now going to stick my head in a bucket of bleach, and hope it erases my memory.

 

[LuBiLu]

Ahhh he is back, with throwbacks of the time they were aligning themselves in the celebrity world.

And remember when this happened Sly?

 

[Axatogrind]

I can't be bothered to go back and find it now (and it might have been deleted anyway), but there was a comment on his post where he said he'd ruined her bras, something along the lines of "that's nothing compared to what she did to you"