Fabulous Hannah

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Hans is definitely the type that always has to schedule sex even though there is nobody else living in the house. I'd be shocked if it happened more than twice a month TBH.
Given that she is constantly talking about kids/pregancy; bet she only does it once a month
 
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She’s designing a nursery… I understand being excited and thinking of the future and all but if I was Josh I’d be freaked the duck out!!
 
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She’s designing a nursery… I understand being excited and thinking of the future and all but if I was Josh I’d be freaked the duck out!!
If she's designing a nursery before even getting pregnant first that's a whole new level of naivety. It can take years to conceive, and sometimes doesn't happen at all. She's so silly it's painful to watch
 
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If she's designing a nursery before even getting pregnant first that's a whole new level of naivety. It can take years to conceive, and sometimes doesn't happen at all. She's so silly it's painful to watch
She’s a child in an adults body playing house and dolls.
 
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If she's designing a nursery before even getting pregnant first that's a whole new level of naivety. It can take years to conceive, and sometimes doesn't happen at all. She's so silly it's painful to watch
Its just so odd! That's the kind of thinking I might have had in my teens. But once you know a few people who've had babies you really start to see all the emotional ups and downs... Infertility problems, miscarriages, sadly baby loss. These things are quite common unfortunately. There's a saying about counting chickens before they're hatched, alot of people are superstitious about things like sorting out a nursery before the birth.

I think alot of influencers get caught up in the content opportunities before realising that there may be things about starting a family that they wish to keep private.
 
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Yeah I wouldn’t wish infertility or loss on anyone. We had an awful time conceiving our first and it would have been SO much worse if we had essentially a shrine to the idea of a baby that we didn’t know would ever come to be in our house.
 
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I've genuinely never seen a person so naive. She will say things like "I'm not having a baby YET...." Who's to say they can? I hope she doesn't have any issues, genuinely but shes kind of setting herself up for a huge mental toll of tit if she does.
 
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I've genuinely never seen a person so naive. She will say things like "I'm not having a baby YET...." Who's to say they can? I hope she doesn't have any issues, genuinely but shes kind of setting herself up for a huge mental toll of tit if she does.
She probably doesn’t realise that’s possible! This is problem, she doesn’t expose herself to “negativity” and other issues. She just thinks everything will go well and she has no idea
 
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She probably doesn’t realise that’s possible! This is problem, she doesn’t expose herself to “negativity” and other issues. She just thinks everything will go well and she has no idea
She’s got her work cut out just wearing Joshy down into agreement from what I’ve seen. Let’s also not forget the job she didn’t get paid for “potentially delaying her being able to start a family”. A couple of weeks ago she was moaning about having to get up before 9 and now she’s claiming she’s bored so she wants a kid so they will wake her up at 5:30.

She’s quite the Jekyll and Hide - she often acknowledges how boring she is so she is self aware at times and she’s invested well with the help of her parents so she’s financially astute but at other times she’s so far removed from real life and immature it’s actually quite scary.
 
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She’s got her work cut out just wearing Joshy down into agreement from what I’ve seen. Let’s also not forget the job she didn’t get paid for “potentially delaying her being able to start a family”. A couple of weeks ago she was moaning about having to get up before 9 and now she’s claiming she’s bored so she wants a kid so they will wake her up at 5:30.

She’s quite the Jekyll and Hide - she often acknowledges how boring she is so she is self aware at times and she’s invested well with the help of her parents so she’s financially astute but at other times she’s so far removed from real life and immature it’s actually quite scary.
THIS!! You've worded it so well. I was wanting to mention the whole - I know I'm ready for a baby because I'm bored and I don't want to lie in anymore - yet it was literally last week she qas complaining about the clocks changing and missing sleep. Wtf. It's like whiplash. She needs a proper job or hobby. Living in her beige world with no issues or illnesses or losses of her family etc has created this bubble of her being so placid in her own world. She said not long ago she was so so scared of her parents dying to the point it gave her panic attack symptoms. Has she even considered what life would be like if she lost a pregnancy or god forbid had a still birth? I'm so sorry this is really morbid and probably a bit OTT but I'm just so triggered by her and her constant, incessant show of wanting perfection and not considering that the world doesn't always pander to her every whim. The designing a nursery!!!!! The "I want a baby so will have one eventually". The overconsumption to fill a void that quite frankly needs therapy, not a baby.
I just feel that if she has a baby soon she will really struggle and it's a worry. She's so, so naive.
 
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THIS!! You've worded it so well. I was wanting to mention the whole - I know I'm ready for a baby because I'm bored and I don't want to lie in anymore - yet it was literally last week she qas complaining about the clocks changing and missing sleep. Wtf. It's like whiplash. She needs a proper job or hobby. Living in her beige world with no issues or illnesses or losses of her family etc has created this bubble of her being so placid in her own world. She said not long ago she was so so scared of her parents dying to the point it gave her panic attack symptoms. Has she even considered what life would be like if she lost a pregnancy or god forbid had a still birth? I'm so sorry this is really morbid and probably a bit OTT but I'm just so triggered by her and her constant, incessant show of wanting perfection and not considering that the world doesn't always pander to her every whim. The designing a nursery!!!!! The "I want a baby so will have one eventually". The overconsumption to fill a void that quite frankly needs therapy, not a baby.
I just feel that if she has a baby soon she will really struggle and it's a worry. She's so, so naive.
She also speaks about a baby like it’s a new toy rather than a living breathing full time life altering responsibility. She can’t cope with sunny and I have no doubt the novelty of early mornings will wear off on a baby bloody quickly. She also won’t cope with pregnancy or any difficulties with birth and that’s with a perfectly healthy baby. She’s had very little difficulty in life and has no idea how privileged she is. She knows she’s so boring but a baby won’t fix that, it’s not a cure for boredom ffs. The way she talks about it tells me she’s just not ready and not in the real world. I wonder what Josh and his family think of all this? I’d say he feels so pressured, I’d almost start feeling trapped even though it’s her house etc.
 
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Oh come on, she takes Sunny to the vet twice a year, so how much harder can it be? She had a really bad skin condition one time and had to cut back on using all the free product sent to her, so she knows how hard life is. She is totally ready to ruin someone else's life by procreating with them.
 
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Oh come on, she takes Sunny to the vet twice a year, so how much harder can it be? She had a really bad skin condition one time and had to cut back on using all the free product sent to her, so she knows how hard life is. She is totally ready to ruin someone else's life by procreating with them.
Don’t forget her fake tan addiction that must of been so traumatic
 
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What an absolute fool she is 😆 baby will wake her up at 5:30.. Yes, babe, and also at 1:30, then at 3:30. They need feeding every couple of hours at first, and then they'll have teething pains and growth spurts. You literally won't sleep properly for years. I remember going to work on 2 or 4 hours of sleep because even when your child gets back to sleep you sometimes don't. She's also a very low energy person so God knows how she'll cope with entertaining a child, then running after a toddler, let alone weaning and potty training. It will for sure be interesting for us to watch
 
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She's also a very low energy person so God knows how she'll cope with entertaining a child, then running after a toddler, let alone weaning and potty training.
This is a really good point and reminded me of when she said she gets really bored playing with Sunny and gets fed up throwing toys for her and stuff. It was a while ago as I'm sure it was when she still lived at home, but it made me really sad at the time.

She admitted in a vlog recently that she says things and posts stuff that she knows is controversial even if she doesn't agree with it, just to get the clicks and to get people talking, so I'm hoping this is just another one of those cases. She can't be THAT deluded in real life. Surely Joshy would be running for the hills.
 
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Did you see when she made a normal white coffee in her vlog and called it a flat white 🤣
 
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What the f**k is she getting at here. She knows she's in a relationship with a man right? That her father is a man? Why the man hating? She's so dim. Trying to get likes by being a "feminist" not realising that being a feminist doesn't mean hating men. I'm so confused by her. I have so much to say but I genuinely cba, she's a beige, dumb, boring and now borderline sexist, little girl.
 

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She's just stirring tit as per usual. I'm glad she can afford 3 holidays in a year without going to work- Finland,New York and I'm sure there's something else booked later this year. Makes me feel very successful knowing that I'm grafting 9-5 5 days a week as a key worker and can barely afford 1 holiday, saving every penny for 8 months straight. Well done Han. Being in the right place at the right time and being friends with the right people ( Gabriella velvetghost) sets you up in life
 
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