This is the girl who made a whole song and dance about wanting that song "jealous now that we've found something so out of the ordinary" at her wedding - when she's in literally the MOST bland and ordinary relationship I've ever seen. Oh and the wedding isn't on the horizon because she wants kids before she gets engaged and married. Kids she's now in limbo waiting for...
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Totally agree, I think she is desperately bored and unhappy but I also think she struggled to even recognise that because she has always been the same. Nothing about her is adventurous, fun, out of the box. She's very vanilla. That's fine btw, so many people are and are so content and that sounds blissful but for Han, I think her brain is telling her she is content because she's following all the "right steps" but it's not really what she needs to be fulfilled. I think she wants to be a mum and is totally naive as to how it will affect her life. She wanted to move out and carbon copied her mum's house. She wanted a partner and settled with the guy who doesn't actually want the same as her on the same timeline. It's sad to see but if she had ever actually pushed the boat out she could have had everything she truly wanted already.She's overcompensating. The fact that she feels the need to keep making reels about how happy she is in this pre-kids stage of life just makes me think that she isn't happy at all. It's clearly something that she sees as missing from her life or she wouldn't keep going on about it. I always worry about Josh and I just hope he's on the same page.
I've just watched the vlog and I'm more amazed that she went to B&Q by herself
Yep I think she’s so bored and feels like her life isn’t meaningful without kids. I don’t know what she’s going to do if there’s more delays or she can’t have children.
She’s also become so lazy with work. She barely does anything with sunny side, she didn’t upload two weeks ago and said she’d upload twice to make up for it the next week, didn’t bother editing to do that, and just used the second video for her skin as her next upload!!! She has no life of her own, her house is SO boring and beige it’s ridiculous, she’s trying to basically become her mother and won’t go anywhere without her. She buys things cause she’s bored and wants to fill a void and has nothing else to do with her time. She won’t work so she has to be driven demented in that house. I thought maybe she’d do up the garage with a bit of colour but no, Egyptian bleeping cotton again. Christ it must be so dull being with her. How does Josh do it??? He’s also 100% not ready for kids and I don’t blame him but she’s going to lose it if they don’t soon. She’s only 27 ffs, the way she goes on I thought she was pushing her bio clock!!!
She’s also become so lazy with work. She barely does anything with sunny side, she didn’t upload two weeks ago and said she’d upload twice to make up for it the next week, didn’t bother editing to do that, and just used the second video for her skin as her next upload!!! She has no life of her own, her house is SO boring and beige it’s ridiculous, she’s trying to basically become her mother and won’t go anywhere without her. She buys things cause she’s bored and wants to fill a void and has nothing else to do with her time. She won’t work so she has to be driven demented in that house. I thought maybe she’d do up the garage with a bit of colour but no, Egyptian bleeping cotton again. Christ it must be so dull being with her. How does Josh do it??? He’s also 100% not ready for kids and I don’t blame him but she’s going to lose it if they don’t soon. She’s only 27 ffs, the way she goes on I thought she was pushing her bio clock!!!
If she finds playing with the dog boring, can you all imagine for a second how she will find having to endlessly entertain a toddler, who goes around trashing the house and emptying every draw? Plus the daily playground trips, the washing that never stops, the chaotic family holidays. It will all be too much for such a low energy person like Hannah
I can't wait for the Disney vlog, to see how she manages to even make Disney land boring and beige.
Funny that she's taken Alice with her, not Joshy. So far this year she went away 3 times with girlfriends, and only once with him. Their life as a couple is pretty dull to say they're only in their late 20s
I assume it’s due to his work and the dog? and with Alice because she also makes content Hannah has some help where as she likes to keep Josh in the background/not really part of her content
Their relationship confuses me, even though we have seen so little of it. I mean, if they are both happy then sure that's all that matters but still.
She could tell me 100 times over that she only shows a tiny part of their relationship and they have a raunchy sex life, go on fabulous trips away, have days out together as a two that would make most of us with kids remember fondly, eat at lovely restaurants for date nights but they just don't show it on camera and I still wouldn't believe it.
She's settled and he's happy to just be along for the ride I'm sure of it.
The photo thing she made was okay but I had to laugh at her getting Josh downstairs for the "unveiling of the fabric" 
Could anyone actually see Han picking any colour other than dull beige then making it a big event?
Could anyone actually see Han picking any colour other than dull beige then making it a big event?
even worse, he enthusiastically said how nice it was and it sounded totally authentic. I was expecting male disinterest or a mocking “it’s just beige”. They’re a match made in beige heavenThe photo thing she made was okay but I had to laugh at her getting Josh downstairs for the "unveiling of the fabric"
Could anyone actually see Han picking any colour other than dull beige then making it a big event?
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Ok, I'm not even sorry. She's realllllyyyyyyy hit a nerve here. For a boring bit of background I'm a book worm, I like a thriller and I'm a true crime girl for any TV shows so I'm sure my bias is showing BUT OH MY GOD.
This beige queen who admits she barely reads. Admits this last book, she's been reading for WEEKS has the nerve to do a "look what I've been reading what should I read next" post when she's read barely anything recent AND THEN, has the audacity to say the story written by the daughter of bleeping ROSE WEST could've been done half way through?!
Show me more rich boring beige bland nauseatingly basic privilege I fucccccking dare you.
I'm mad at this. Genuinely. duck you Han. Sincerely, everyone who's ever read a book or watched a true crime video.
This beige queen who admits she barely reads. Admits this last book, she's been reading for WEEKS has the nerve to do a "look what I've been reading what should I read next" post when she's read barely anything recent AND THEN, has the audacity to say the story written by the daughter of bleeping ROSE WEST could've been done half way through?!
Show me more rich boring beige bland nauseatingly basic privilege I fucccccking dare you.
I'm mad at this. Genuinely. duck you Han. Sincerely, everyone who's ever read a book or watched a true crime video.
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Is this just people from her area of essex? Her mum and dad’s house is the same
That's diabolical to say 'could have ended half way through' and criticise an abuse memoir as too long.
That's the kind of comment to make for a long drawn out fictional book, not a non-fiction about someone's life.
Exactly. If you're not enjoying the book put it down. How can she be so entitled to think the author should have stopped writing their book because some blonde bimbo might think their story of abuse is too boring to continue writing about it.
Booked New York again for December. I'm calling it now, she reckons she's coming back engaged by going at Christmas. Wonder who's idea this trip was
Or pregnant… and show the 12 week scan under the rockerfella tree….Booked New York again for December. I'm calling it now, she reckons she's coming back engaged by going at Christmas. Wonder who's idea this trip was
One or the other
I would not be shocked by either of those things.Nah she'll be way too scared to fly pregnant. Will probably take to bed for the entire pregnancy, like Zoella did. But to go to New York 3 times in the space of 2 years is insane. Not a single original thought in that head of hers..
The amount of things she does in NYC, she may as well go walk around Lakeside and Bluewater and call it a day.