Fabulous Hannah

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Well she's definitely never cut back on anything in her life being this privileged, mollycoddled, painfully unaware of real life mummy's girl. Her vlogs are becoming really unbearable, the amount she buys and over consumes is absolutely insane. Who buys 4 pairs of shorts at once? Or multiple pairs of summer trousers, when she's only just bought some from ASOS a couple of months ago. Get into a real world, darling. Spending nearly £400 on a second hand peloton isn't a bargain, it's a massive bleeping present to yourself and an unnecessary purchase when you can join the gym a £30 a month. I hope at least Josh will make use of it
 
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Well she's definitely never cut back on anything in her life being this privileged, mollycoddled, painfully unaware of real life mummy's girl. Her vlogs are becoming really unbearable, the amount she buys and over consumes is absolutely insane. Who buys 4 pairs of shorts at once? Or multiple pairs of summer trousers, when she's only just bought some from ASOS a couple of months ago. Get into a real world, darling. Spending nearly £400 on a second hand peloton isn't a bargain, it's a massive bleeping present to yourself and an unnecessary purchase when you can join the gym a £30 a month. I hope at least Josh will make use of it
I haven't watched many of her recent vlogs but this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Her consumerism is crazy but more so because she acts like she's so frugal and careful. Its so weird. Like, just embrace your wealth. You'll still have "relatability" to some viewers and have an audience it would just be more honest and less grating!! That said, given how much she brags and goes on about the quality of her harnesses and stuff for sunnyside and other small business's, she really ought to consider that she's contradicting herself by buying SO much fast fashion... that also all looks the same... (here's looking at the previous poster who showed us her many many MANY brown tops 🤣)
 
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Yeah, I agree - if you’ve got money, fine, whatever, spend waste it, but stop pretending you’re frugal and budget and complain about the price of trivial things when you drop hundreds of quid on shorts at a time.
 
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Han complaining about how expensive a portable air con unit is. I am sure she can afford several of them if she needs them, or will be gifted one by a brand. Influencers playing poor at the viewers expense is so irritating.
 
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Her latest video came on and she’s like ‘oh I don’t know what to film, blah blah’ and has got to the point where she asks Chat GPT what she should talk about 🤦‍♀️ also mentions tattle, which she never ever reads btw but thinks it’s terrible (how would she know then…) and thinks it’s for losers… oh and ‘HAHA, everyone is going to know who you are, it’s karma’ 🙃
Goes on about weight, but she’s not bothered about it, but blathers on about it for ages anyway.
She’s also not bothered that she won’t be a ‘young mum’ (love, you’re 26.)
 
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Her latest video came on and she’s like ‘oh I don’t know what to film, blah blah’ and has got to the point where she asks Chat GPT what she should talk about 🤦‍♀️ also mentions tattle, which she never ever reads btw but thinks it’s terrible (how would she know then…) and thinks it’s for losers… oh and ‘HAHA, everyone is going to know who you are, it’s karma’ 🙃
Goes on about weight, but she’s not bothered about it, but blathers on about it for ages anyway.
She’s also not bothered that she won’t be a ‘young mum’ (love, you’re 26.)
Shes so odd to me. Shes a liar too like she doesn't care about being a young mum, yeah right it's been a weird obsession of hers forever!

Back to why shes odd to me - she is so arrested in her development and yet wants to be a Mum and wanted to be a young Mum. She quite literally couldn't cope with the idea of moving walking distance away from her own mother. She puts it down to just "I'd miss her and all the time we spent together" but its so much more than that and any psychologist would have a field day with her weird attachment that was highlighted before she moved out.
She has no idea how independent you have to become when you have a child even if you have the biggest support network in the world, that child needs you to be a well adjusted human and I just dont believe she is one. Shes a big baby.
 
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As it was discussed here a million times, she'll have a massive shock when she faces the reality of the motherhood. For someone who's never had a regular job, not had to get up before 8 am for about 10 years now, never had a boss..I have honestly no idea how she'd cope with the endless demands of the baby/toddler/child. The first year would be difficult, the second year would be tough and the third year would most likely kill her 😆 Her poor mother would have to move in at first i bet! And she'd have no life going forward as Hannah would constantly demand her time and attention, asking her a thousand questions a day and dropping the child off for babysitting. I really, really hope there won't be a trap baby now that she's off the pill
 
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when she does have a baby I think she’ll spend all day with her parents and rely on them (an unhealthy amount) for support.
 
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If she drones on about ‘burnout’ when she does duck all most of the time I’d like to see her with a colicky, fussy baby when she hasn’t slept for three days and hasn’t been able to go to the range with her mum or take pictures of her dog
 
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Watch that love of her life poor dog get cast aside to her mum's when she has a kid too.
 
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If she drones on about ‘burnout’ when she does duck all most of the time I’d like to see her with a colicky, fussy baby when she hasn’t slept for three days and hasn’t been able to go to the range with her mum or take pictures of her dog
I’ve got a two year old and a 9 week old. Between them both, I haven’t slept a stretch longer than two hours or a total of more than four hours since baby was born. I’m finding it hard and I have an ‘easy’ baby, she really wouldn’t cope!
 
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I’ve got a two year old and a 9 week old. Between them both, I haven’t slept a stretch longer than two hours or a total of more than four hours since baby was born. I’m finding it hard and I have an ‘easy’ baby, she really wouldn’t cope!
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Same feelings here. I have 2 girls 1 and 2 years old and they are considered easy kids, really quite well behaved but its still hard. Without wanting to be a total witch, I genuinely think she could never hack it. Shes such a pandered to princess.
 
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What she needs is a real job, even if it was just part time, she would understand how a routine is good for you and she might make some more social connections, she’d learn some resilience but she won’t think she can’t “sink down” to that level
 
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Its quite jarring when i remember that this is the same Hannah who did a video showcasing herself in sexy lounge underwear!
 
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Its quite jarring when i remember that this is the same Hannah who did a video showcasing herself in sexy lounge underwear!
When was this? I remember watching her showing some swimwear years ago, way before josh, and it was so boring - she wouldn't even stand up and do a full body shot of herself in it. She was sat on the floor filming herself in the mirror, you couldn't see anything past her waist
 
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When was this? I remember watching her showing some swimwear years ago, way before josh, and it was so boring - she wouldn't even stand up and do a full body shot of herself in it. She was sat on the floor filming herself in the mirror, you couldn't see anything past her waist
Maybe a couple years ago? The camera quality was quite sharp though. I think she was single at the time. I remember the video was sponsored by lounge and she was saying about how you can just wear sexy underwear for yourself. Perhaps she's taken it down as when I searched for it I can only see the videos that you mentioned.
 
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Hello! I've been a silent reader but never posted. I can't believe she went through all that trouble panelling the back of the bed for it all to look so... grey... and blended together in the end... Even the pieces of art, the idea is lovely with them both favourite lyrics, why make it the same colour as the room so you cannot even read it? And I find the placement of the art pieces odd as well...
 
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Hello! I've been a silent reader but never posted. I can't believe she went through all that trouble panelling the back of the bed for it all to look so... grey... and blended together in the end... Even the pieces of art, the idea is lovely with them both favourite lyrics, why make it the same colour as the room so you cannot even read it? And I find the placement of the art pieces odd as well...
I find it very difficult to listen to her lengthy discussions about the perfect shade of white. She’s been fairly self aware of being “boring” in the past (no shade, most people have quirks/interests that would be mind-numbing to the majority) but she’s moved to another level of late and doesn’t seem to realise it. The photos of her extensive brown top collection from another poster is another fine example.
 
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I've not even watched it yet, but already know it's going to be bland and nothing special. She's shown the canvases she made and white it's a good idea , you also need to make it look good. You wouldn't be putting white letters on a white background. The whole house is so dull, I'd be fuming if I spent thousands for it to look so crap. She hasn't got a faintest idea of what kind of colours go well together, or interior design in general. Let's not even mention the world's most boring sofas that belong in a care home
 
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