Eurovision Song Contest 2024 #3

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Seriously Loreen, just take some lactulose and it'll work it's own way out... no need for all the writhing around.

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

Malin and Petra are shockingly bad...

 

[Diagnosis123]

They call him Mr Thruster

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

This is giving Rammstein I fucking love it!!!

 

[londongirl2001]

Sorry to all Portuguese tattlers, but every year I’m bored by the overly serious entries. That includes the kid who won in 2017.

 

[Millennial Pink]

She's dressed like the Cyberwoman from Torchwood.

 

[redstraw16]

Sweden really have smashed the staging to be fair.

 

[OA1]

Croatia very good

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

The more I see our act with those horrid Rocky shorts and the Saw bathroom all the grinding and shit the more I hate it

 

[princessmaire80]

To be fair I think anything would struggle after Croatia

 

[vasilissa]

if anyone sees the aurora let us know so we can go outside too. i just checked but nothing.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

If you’ve entered 39 times and never won wouldn’t you sack it off? Rich saying this I know given I live in the UK.

 

[Rosie glow]

Who’s buying this on DVD?

Me I need a birthday present for someone I hate

 

[Sibz]

Croatia is going to shoot to the top in viewers vote

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Husband just said “Yes; Aussie bird for Cyprus is the fittest yet. Vote for that bird.”

Erm wasn’t aware it was a “Who would you shag competition?” (although for the record, no fucker)

 

[LadyMuck]

If they cut all the crap cringe bits out, this show could be at least an hour shorter

 

[Vanelope]

Graham used to be funnier - there is a lot to mock and he isn’t getting into it.

 

[quinzel]

FFS Loreen we get it, you work out!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why’s he climbing a Sky dish?

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

OMG we have Northen Lights! You can't see it without a phone though. You need view it through the camera in night mode to make it visible and then take a photo!