Eurovision Song Contest 2024 #3

[Restless Native]

They've done way better with the camera work tonight than in the semi

I'm glad yer windows 95 man didn't have a semi

 

[Scragbags]

The abbatars are terrifying

 

[Moot22]

It’s like a dance interpretation of being the sole survivor of a Boeing plane crash

 

[PurvyPanda]

If I was singing on that wobbly chair, i’d be inserting loads of ‘whoops’s ‘whoa’s and ‘shit’s every time it rocked around.

 

[Moot22]

There it is. The token “rising from the ashes like a phoenix” lyric from at least one song every year.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Imagine Joanna Lumley is wrapped up in a Palastine Flag BBC will shit a kidney.

 

[Howdy]

if anyone sees the aurora let us know so we can go outside too. i just checked but nothing.

Husband is sat in the garden convinced the sky has a red hue. It doesn't.

 

[princessmaire80]

This is my 1000th post I would like to thank Eurovision, Doritos and Gordon’s gin for making it possible.
However it’s not going to be some sparkling wit- I’m just going to say, not for the first time, WTAF is going on?!

 

[redstraw16]

I know we like a Nando’s but 12 points to Portugal?!?!

 

[Mark81]

I didn't get how she won last year, and I still don't get the fuss over her

 

[kayefeluu20]

When I was 17 I was passed out in a local field, off my nut on Scrumpy Jack's. Fair enough to her.

 

[ishant]

People saying the abba experience was amazing? Is this what it was like? Its so fucking shit?

 

[Miss Begotten]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!

 

[Rosa34]

“peace will prevail” that was nice and her nails are lovely

 

[princessmaire80]

Oh god I’ve got the Rim Tim Tagi Dim bit stuck in my head now…

 

[LadyMuck]

I don't like the hologram thingies - it's like they're dead

 

[Diagnosis123]

I vote for the spinning Swiss man

 

[ishant]

Lewis Hamilton showed up

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ooooh bonsoir.

 

[Diagnosis123]

I think Conchita probably had the best legs of the night

Forgetting Finland already?