Erling Haaland

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wordzalad

He is actually unrealisti. I keep staring . I’d be coming out of a night with him with a bruised cervix and a sore throat
 
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LtKit

I don't think I would be physically able to leave after a night with him
My body would literally be incapable of movement. I would need a recovery day before I could walk the door
 
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LtKit

don't mind me
just wishing I was still on holiday instead of working on a research paper
not that I see any hot footballers where I spend my summers

 
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wordzalad

Naaah as if it’s got that many signatures. It’s gonna have to be debated now

imagine at city training, Peps like “Erling mate there’s a man from the government here to to check if you’re a robot”
 
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Gossngiggles

Happy to see this thread. I can’t decide if I think he is handsome or not, either way I absolutely would give him a go. I’m only 5ft so he’d make me feel like a tiny fairy or something.

Also would totally be up for a 3 way with him and Jack.
 
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wordzalad

I think him being so big is part of the appeal for us shorter people (I’m 5’2”) and seeing how easy he lifted John Stones who must be about 6’1”…

I’d want a three way with Haaland and Neves. Honestly my dream
 
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Rita.

I just wanna see his smooth arse WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? Probably like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream.
 
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futbolista

wordzalad said:
His hair in this one ‍

Also I keep staring at his mouth. I love his lips and I’m also jealous of them
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He does have amazing lips. I live in LA and all the ladies here who get them done would be super jealous
 
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