Erling Haaland

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Honeybeetea

I’ve found my people I’ve not admitted it to anyone so this feels a bit like an AA meeting.

I don’t know what it is about him, but I definitely fucking would.
 
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Just Drive

Exactly this. For me, he’s appealing rather than hot (although the body is amazing).
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

Honeybeetea said:
I’ve found my people I’ve not admitted it to anyone so this feels a bit like an AA meeting.

I don’t know what it is about him, but I definitely fucking would.
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There is something about him isn’t there. I’d love him to throw me around a bit and have his way
 
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wordzalad

I love the idea of angry sex . Like I was livid he scored against us but I still would.

I say that like I wouldn’t be sulking, we lost to my boyfriends team and I was in a mood for three days cause he kept gloating .
 
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Honeybeetea

Are we all excited for a glimpse of the big Norwegian tomorrow?

I’m off to the Etihad to I’ll have to hide my feelings towards Erling from my boyfriend
 
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wordzalad

Yes . Im a Wolves fan so I’m not that fussed about the score… wouldnt mind him and McTominay having a scrap though . They’re both hot... I think it’ll be an exciting game.

Oh no, I bet that’ll be hard to conceal fancying him . My BF knows and mugs me off... .
 
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Just Drive

Honeybeetea said:
Are we all excited for a glimpse of the big Norwegian tomorrow?

I’m off to the Etihad to I’ll have to hide my feelings towards Erling from my boyfriend
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So, I suppose that means you can’t hold a sign asking for Haaland’s shirt?
 
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Just Drive

The man is fucking phenomenal. He is so skilled it’s actually insane. What a match.

The man is unstoppable!
 
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wordzalad

The way he slid into the celebration after scoring the third one was so satisfying. I dunno why I liked that so much . I wonder if he’ll break the record for hat tricks this season.

Man United fans you can have your hate sex fantasies
 
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Just Drive

In the post-match press conference, the man said “yeah, not bad.”

He’s still not satisfied. No wonder he fits in so well with Pep and the squad!
 
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Popupchick

So I'm gonna be out for about a week because I'm annoyed

I'm however gonna send him a congratulations picture because he's a arsehole but a bloody good looking arsehole
 
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wordzalad


If he looked at me like this, I’d have my clothes off within a second
 
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olivia321

Lots of love and kisses to the Haaland lovers for your contribution to the hat trick today
 
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