Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE

[futbolista]

erl making his announcement that blond Godzilla is coming to asia. they are going to love him

 

[aliciane]

Sasha posted that outfit photo the other day. So maybe right before jack went to see fisher in Ibiza. Cannes is is not far from hotel du cap den roc. can’t make out the name of restaurant behind them


I feel like they are more like buddies. They never seem affectionate but maybe erling was trained a certain way to be in public. I know when I was that age I was sucking face non stop with my boyfriend lol

I’m basically from the same place as them (and I know his aunt well, and worked with his mum when I was in my late teens) and we really don’t do PDA here. It’s like solid farmer country and most people are kinda reserved (when they’re not drunk), so it’s not that strange to me that they’re not all over each other in public

 

[olivia321]

I’ve had my head up my arse for a few days and only earlier seen the Haaland and Kim pictures

Pray for Man City… The Kardashian Kurse is well and truly on us, we are doomed

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I just had a very brief but very vivid dream that he referred to his teammates as his "little tiny biscuits"

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Today is the one-year anniversary of the death of his agent, Mino Raiola.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler: EH & mrs

they are very cute. At one point she put the flag over his head and kissed him under it

 

[futbolista]

Is she not Arsenal through and through?

whomever will give her and her son some free tickets. Think her kid loves Arsenal

 

[wordzalad]

As if he would've done anything less than start at 100% Viking smashing them in

Wish he’d smash me in

 

[Just Drive]

Because we can never hear this enough. His little laugh afterwards is

 

[wordzalad]

Should have called one of us if he needed a date

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Are these three in a throuple

 

[wordzalad]

So which one of you was round at Haaland’s last night?

That was me . You’re welcome

 

[wordzalad]

I think he’s in Italy then bc that’s where they are right now. Also zlatan (can’t stand him) was see at Same concert. Lol.

Did he go to the ones at Etihad?

Yeah I think so. I’m sure I saw a post about him being there
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Just seen a TikTok of his mrs running that fan account

Tbf it Did post a picture that was allegedly in her private story so if it ain’t her it’s her mates . I mean if I were her id be too focused on getting thrown about the bedroom to run a Rando insta but whatever floats her boat

 

[StephenTJackson]

Who is the mystery hair braider?? We must know.

I Wish it was me. He's so beautiful.

 

[wordzalad]

The rents aren't actually that mad. Like yeah, expensive - but not totally crazy.

I reckon we could rent one between us and take it in turns to linger around communal areas looking hot

I’m in

 

[Donald23]

He’s in France nude sun bathing with Jack

Also no clue where this picture is from, probably his gfs private, I like how on brand she is with the city blue constantly

 

[futbolista]

Erl and his baby

 

[futbolista]

No goal for the Viking robot but he’s a happy sky blue baby

 

[wordzalad]

I got asked my celeb crush at work for a “Get to know” thing and said Haaland and the guy went “do you mean Grealish”

I was like no mate, I know who Haaland is. I said what I said

 

[olivia321]

I’ll tell the big blonde nugget once and once only

Fuckin score and win on Sunday or I’ll cut that stupid Andy Carroll pony tail off ok.