Thread title is genius.Congratulations to @MostSegsualNarc for the most votes for the title.
You win a Big Brown cardigan for your efforts, a used BBQ, a deflated Tiffany & Co basketball (you will need to collect it from Johntheneighbours roof)
Over to you Fezzas to d a recap!
. General consensus from our legal team - ‘Active cat & Co‘ - was no case to answer. I object! 
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for neighbour John #binsoutforjohn #istandwithjohn “getoffmyroofboi
, Mumma followed up with the soft launch of her OF by sharing a delicious nap on fresh Sheridan sheets and $600 doona.
, a sexy selfie deleted, a quickie Live (while waiting for bewdiful gorjus Uncle Cow to drop Mini Emmy off) that ended up being another delicious metaphorical nap due to the lack of presence by Tattler Special Ops.
we all exclaimed when Mumma woke up grumpy after another delicious nap to find that her #gifted #notgifted car wouldn’t start. Do we smell another car campaign on the horizon? Nope, that’s just Mumma’s speedos hanging from the basketball ring.Bippity bobbity boo another new thread! Thanks to the thread creator and winning title holder.Congratulations to @MostSegsualNarc for the most votes for the title.
You win a Big Brown cardigan for your efforts, a used BBQ, a deflated Tiffany & Co basketball (you will need to collect it from Johntheneighbours roof)
Over to you Fezzas to d a recap!
Blaming her crying on the new moon, Chinese NY and hormones! WOW - it's all coming at her.
We are not worthy @Super Cute this is hands down the bestGame….Set…..Snatch!
Someone read the brief wrong and so dressed in her Wimbledon whites for a day in the Chemist Warehouse pop up injecting room at the Aus Open.
Mumma was functioning in ‘quiet baby TV presenter’ setting until the snack cart and her Airtasker Sally Spielberg arrived, sending Mumma into hyperdrive.
Debate raged over whether or not the AAAC would be interested in whether or not Yo-Yo has sourdough or spelt toast and the amount of time she spends filming on pedestrian crossings each day
(The firm quickly disbanded after someone went rogue and signed up to a collaboration with Everlast for staff uniforms
The pharmaceutical trade somehow infiltrated our thread much like Airfryergate of thread #62. Much to everyone’s relief, Pharmagate was sent to bed early with a delicious cocktail of Probiotics, Progesterone and Metamucil, washed down with a sugar free Vanilla Coke
The Girl Children were wheeled out for their 15min visitation (content creation) and had a bewdiful gorjus fun time watching Mumma struggle with the concept of cooking something other than oxtail slop or a steak wrap from the Dinnerly box. Instructions were thrown into the new Sheike bin as Chef Lou improvised and re-created a literal and metaphorical dogs breakfast
We paused for a minutes silence out of respect for a grieving Mumma. She lost someone very special to her….but then found them in the new Sheike bin!! Huzzah
Next in line for some Big Love were Mumma’s bodiour sheets for the biannual anniversary had arrived when the crusty linens were run through the #notgifted #secondhand #needanewone #givemeonenowforfree washing machine. Double huzzah
Tattlers held a vigil with Doterra oils for @EmmysUnusedHairbrush as she continued to be MIA.….and prayers
All Mumma’s frens from SMM have gone into the witness protection program so the lucky folk at Ricketts Point Teahouse received a visit from YoYo in her string Facebook bikini. Flapjack Quinoa and Saggy Tit Salad are now new additions to their menu. Exhausted from this new neighbourhood vibe
Still struggling with the concept of being alone with her children, Mumma #invited her Basketball Family/Rent-a-Crowd over for BBQ and an awkward TV session on the couch
Fezzas awoke to new members
While debate raged over whether Mumma had photoshopped off 25kgs and her sanity, Bishmas were treated to some more body positivity manifesting in the form of:
“Oh no not the Mitsubishi”
- Let go of stuff like werking
- Don’t werk, walk
- Werking = large
Ball boys, hold your balls!
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I’m seriously dead after reading this , choking on my suga free flat white soy-almond latte (home made, no Cafes or staff were harmed in the making)….bloody brilliantGame….Set…..Snatch!
Someone read the brief wrong and so dressed in her Wimbledon whites for a day in the Chemist Warehouse pop up injecting room at the Aus Open.
Mumma was functioning in ‘quiet baby TV presenter’ setting until the snack cart and her Airtasker Sally Spielberg arrived, sending Mumma into hyperdrive.
Debate raged over whether or not the AAAC would be interested in whether or not Yo-Yo has sourdough or spelt toast and the amount of time she spends filming on pedestrian crossings each day
(The firm quickly disbanded after someone went rogue and signed up to a collaboration with Everlast for staff uniforms
The pharmaceutical trade somehow infiltrated our thread much like Airfryergate of thread #62. Much to everyone’s relief, Pharmagate was sent to bed early with a delicious cocktail of Probiotics, Progesterone and Metamucil, washed down with a sugar free Vanilla Coke
The Girl Children were wheeled out for their 15min visitation (content creation) and had a bewdiful gorjus fun time watching Mumma struggle with the concept of cooking something other than oxtail slop or a steak wrap from the Dinnerly box. Instructions were thrown into the new Sheike bin as Chef Lou improvised and re-created a literal and metaphorical dogs breakfast
We paused for a minutes silence out of respect for a grieving Mumma. She lost someone very special to her….but then found them in the new Sheike bin!! Huzzah
Next in line for some Big Love were Mumma’s bodiour sheets for the biannual anniversary had arrived when the crusty linens were run through the #notgifted #secondhand #needanewone #givemeonenowforfree washing machine. Double huzzah
Tattlers held a vigil with Doterra oils for @EmmysUnusedHairbrush as she continued to be MIA.….and prayers
All Mumma’s frens from SMM have gone into the witness protection program so the lucky folk at Ricketts Point Teahouse received a visit from YoYo in her string Facebook bikini. Flapjack Quinoa and Saggy Tit Salad are now new additions to their menu. Exhausted from this new neighbourhood vibe
Still struggling with the concept of being alone with her children, Mumma #invited her Basketball Family/Rent-a-Crowd over for BBQ and an awkward TV session on the couch
Fezzas awoke to new members
While debate raged over whether Mumma had photoshopped off 25kgs and her sanity, Bishmas were treated to some more body positivity manifesting in the form of:
“Oh no not the Mitsubishi”
- Let go of stuff like werking
- Don’t werk, walk
- Werking = large
Ball boys, hold your balls!
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