EmmyLou Loves #66 Yo Yo SlimMummaLardy on the hunt for a Big Brown Cardi

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I’m seriously dead after reading this , choking on my suga free flat white soy-almond latte (home made, no Cafes or staff were harmed in the making)….bloody brilliant 👏

On another note, this next instalment of Lou I think is now #bridgetjonesdiary Lou.. Except rounder and older and with 3 kids..
Imagine Bridget 15 years on now living in Port Melbourne .. she’ll take you on her journey of lost loves, dating misadventures and the lifelong obsession to be thin …no Mr Darcy or Hugh Grant tho ladies.. but extra eye candy courtesy of the stars (and those benched-she doesn’t care) of Melb United.. strap yourselves in.. it’s going to be a blockbuster…
On behalf of Bridget, Im offended.She could never!
 
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I don’t know about everyone else but when either myself or my kids find “a treasure” out walking, we post about it on our local suburbs Fb group and try to get it returned to the owner. If found at shops or outside a cafe etc we hand it in
 
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I bet the staff at Ned’s can’t wait for LL to return to annoying everyone at the SMM
 
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Went and listened to this morning's stories with the volume on (I usually try to spare my poor ears ☹).

What an absolute car crash! I smell bull with her backtracking about all the people that gave her love at Beats last night. She was completely rejected by everyone there and that's why there was a massive downer this morning.
Wake up Crazylou. Your are not actually part of that communidy however much you want to be.
Find a new persona ok?

And stop filming Sage!

Oh, and I can't wait for the shitshow Catch promotion... no Sallysue and no Lia... that'll go well. We all know she actually does FA usually.
 
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Good on her for losing weight, there is a big difference, although it seems to have been quite recently a big bulk of the weight has dropped off. It’s very obvious she has started some sort of drug intervention to fast track her weight loss. It’s clearly affecting her mood and sleep as well. Common side affects for weight loss drugs are often insomnia, anxiety, depression and restlessness.
She really should be honest with her followers but I think she has some sort of weight loss lie planner / membership thing in the works for them. This is why she keeps doing little chats about her weight loss and showing people messaging her that she is motivating them to move.
 
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Went and listened to this morning's stories with the volume on (I usually try to spare my poor ears ☹).

What an absolute car crash! I smell bull with her backtracking about all the people that gave her love at Beats last night. She was completely rejected by everyone there and that's why there was a massive downer this morning.
Wake up Crazylou. Your are not actually part of that communidy however much you want to be.
Find a new persona ok?

And stop filming Sage!

Oh, and I can't wait for the shitshow Catch promotion... no Sallysue and no Lia... that'll go well. We all know she actually does FA usually.
And as if she’s had all those people coming up to her, selfies and praise from the Afrobeats crowd and that all took place within only 30 minutes of attendance, no selfie proof then it never happened!!! The Catch promo will be a disaster, I guarantee she’s paid the two BC guys to be involved given her other paid friends and family are out of town, I see you Mumma and your an absolute fraud!
 
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Wtf is going on what a sad miserable POS. I've been. So caught up in the Sophie G meltdown I have neglected this thread and her page. What brought on this mornings neurotic sob stories?
Me too, Sophie G , I just can’t stop reading and being shocked further & further.

Last story made me sad and mad. When vida was showing her what she had found , and she could barely even acknowledge “her treasure” , then when Alove shows up the difference in him admiring and taking an interest in what visa had found in her walk
Lou can’t be ducked doing normal “Mum” things. She absolutely makes me a better mum, when I see some of the tit she does or doesn’t do with and for her kids, it makes me try harder.
 
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Her "inner circle" and her bewdiful cumunidy should be ashamed of themselves.

LL is unraveling before their eyes and other than messages about being inspiring and brave, she really only is a face on their screen and they don't care about her either.
No, it's not their job but christ on a bike, someone do something!!

How can there be absolutely noone concerned about LLs wellbeing?
 
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Why not do a shout out for the charm that V found. Some other little girl could be missing it.
Yep..finders Keepers mentality..teaching V that is shocking...she's a tit mum

And as if she’s had all those people coming up to her, selfies and praise from the Afrobeats crowd and that all took place within only 30 minutes of attendance, no selfie proof then it never happened!!! The Catch promo will be a disaster, I guarantee she’s paid the two BC guys to be involved given her other paid friends and family are out of town, I see you Mumma and your an absolute fraud!
I wonder how much she offered..free meal and takehome packs, play some bball for an hour..stay until after the game..$500 each?
 
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Her "inner circle" and her bewdiful cumunidy should be ashamed of themselves.

LL is unraveling before their eyes and other than messages about being inspiring and brave, she really only is a face on their screen and they don't care about her either.
No, it's not their job but christ on a bike, someone do something!!

How can there be absolutely noone concerned about LLs wellbeing?
Again it just astounds me that not even the ‘glue’s’ family have bothered to fly over and intervene in this tit show
 
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Jesus Christ hun, get off the gear and get a mental health plan. Why not take the girls to the Albert Park hotel last night for Luna New Year celebrations, they would have loved it. Of course not, this witch goes out chasing 🍆.
Someone needs to step in, even uncle Cow.
 
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No wonder your 12 year old son doesn't want to see or be seen with you oneword, quit calling him bubba in public & plastering that on social media.
Let his father take him to the uniform shop & basketball try outs, you loud mouthed boofhead.
Put some bloody clothes on when you are in a cafe & put a shirt on Vida too.
 
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Watch out Fezzas, she’s on her way to Aspendale beach. Meanwhile eating sausage rolls and smoothies in Mentone. Wore her Krysty kini into a cafe. No cover up whatsoever.
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Yep..finders Keepers mentality..teaching V that is shocking...she's a tit mum


I wonder how much she offered..free meal and takehome packs, play some bball for an hour..stay until after the game..$500 each?
Sounds about right and if they return for Catch promo another grand each for a 1/2 day, she’s good for it, right? 🙈
 
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Um……..she pretended to be so surprised when S turned up, like he came out of nowhere, but then announced they’re going uniform shopping and basketball try outs. She’s a bleeping loon.
 
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Um……..she pretended to be so surprised when S turned up, like he came out of nowhere, but then announced they’re going uniform shopping and basketball try outs. She’s a bleeping loon.
Baffles me how she can’t keep track of her lies
 
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