Emmylou Loves #167

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Congratulations also on scoring the Social Media Content Creator job at St Vaj.

Absolutely unbelievable scenes. One minute you’re battling for survival at Le Hovelle, the next you’re legally employed to stalk trends, overuse Canva, and say “we need more engagement” in meetings you weren’t invited to.

And EmmyLou as your boss??

That’s not a management structure — that’s a controlled detonation. Two dangerously creative minds with access to brand accounts, ring lights, and caffeine. The group chat alone should be investigated by authorities.

Praying for:
  • the intern who has to hear “just one more quick reel idea” at 4:58pm
  • the camera roll storage on your phone
  • every coworker about to become unwilling background talent
  • and whoever has to explain why the company Instagram suddenly has personality disorders
May your drafts stay unposted, your captions hit first try, and your “quick content day” never turn into an 11-hour emotional event.


Mod edit, a title needs to be more than just an insult, just gives ammo to anti tattle lot
 

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Congratulations also on scoring the Social Media Content Creator job at St Vaj.

Absolutely unbelievable scenes. One minute you’re battling for survival at Le Hovelle, the next you’re legally employed to stalk trends, overuse Canva, and say “we need more engagement” in meetings you weren’t invited to.

And EmmyLou as your boss??

That’s not a management structure — that’s a controlled detonation. Two dangerously creative minds with access to brand accounts, ring lights, and caffeine. The group chat alone should be investigated by authorities.

Praying for:
  • the intern who has to hear “just one more quick reel idea” at 4:58pm
  • the camera roll storage on your phone
  • every coworker about to become unwilling background talent
  • and whoever has to explain why the company Instagram suddenly has personality disorders
May your drafts stay unposted, your captions hit first try, and your “quick content day” never turn into an 11-hour emotional event.


Mod edit, a title needs to be more than just an insult, just gives ammo to anti tattle lot
I would hate to think what their camera roll would be like. Hundreds no thousands photos of Emmy half naked.

I can also see her messaging the poor assistant at 5am, wanting them to come over to the hovel to film a GWM.

Emmy walked the dogs on her lunch break and of course has bought a new hat.

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Um…..what happened to the actual thread title?!?!
You cant have any form of bleep in it lol. So even c u next Tuesday is bleep. Thats why i said bunt 🤣

Actually you cant use large either i think. I think i wad told off once like maybe 20 threads ago.
 
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So our thread title is stripped back, maybe just like our Emmylou, the spots have fallen off and we are back to raw Emmy……😂

Emmylou Loves #167
 
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So our thread title is stripped back, maybe just like our Emmylou, the spots have fallen off and we are back to raw Emmy……😂

Emmylou Loves #167
If we are being honest there mere fact that she isn't Meghan and Harry nor a "celebrity" in any way shape or form but has 167 threads is wild stuff.
 
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If we are being honest there mere fact that she isn't Meghan and Harry nor a "celebrity" in any way shape or form but has 167 threads is wild stuff.
The only impressive thing about her. What an achievment. Dickehead
 
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Not our not so little skincare mogul entrepreneur extraordinaire liking every post criticising the tax changes, we know you hate paying taxes Emmy. 😂
 
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She’s that ducked she isn’t even worthy of a witty thread title these days 🤣
We know she’s an irrelevant, large bleep,

Wonder if she will let her followers know why she was at court and which child it was… it wasn’t Vida 🫣
 
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Fancy being such a narcissistic mole she hasn’t even acknowledged C’s birthday. She obviously didn’t spend the night with her as C was busy filming TikTok’s
 
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Fancy being such a narcissistic mole she hasn’t even acknowledged C’s birthday. She obviously didn’t spend the night with her as C was busy filming TikTok’s
Oh but she wouldn't have been surely?!
C isn't 16 yo yet and knowing how responsible, law abiding and involved both of their parents are, she and S and wouldn't possibly be flouting the laws?!?

*sarcasm 🤤
 
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