Emmylou Loves #167

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Surely C has a bleeping keycard or Apple Pay on her phone with access to $5 for the canteen, it’s all bull just trying to make out she’s mother of the year when we know she’s worse than the mum on Bad Boy Bubby this bleeping large bleep.
She’s a putrid excuse for a human.
 
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So let me get this straight, C apparently left her lunch she asked Lou to bring a sausage roll and instead of buying one at the bakery and running it to her this shifty witch, to save a penny by her own admission buys a pack and cooks her one from home...??! All the while cooking herself another gluttonous meal while also supposedly being the mogul of a skin care company that should be taking all of her days to run
I was thinking "oh just go and buy the poor bloody kid a sausage roll....."
Christ she's a moron.
 
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Folding dumplings and says how there’s too much filling and she’s going to just squish it in like getting into one of her dresses. I Love how tattles/fezzas are Always in her head - rattling around in that vacant space playing peek a boo.
 
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I think I've solved the mystery of the missing chicken wings.

She is storing them in her double chin.

Hey Lou, you forgot to use the filter until the last reel.

You're welcome.
 
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Our wee tub of lard is taking great glee in pigging out for all the tattlers to see. This moonfaced glutton doesn’t have a death wish she has a large wish & all her chins are really chinning! I do think she wants to give the impression she’s the happy large chick but we all know that’s not true.
 
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I had to switch off when she told some unfortunate fangirl who is having trouble with their skincare routine to treat it like a FODMOP, I think the uneducated fool was meaning a FODMAP. 😂
 
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This bull charade that she has children in her care is so hilarious, none of the three kids are ever there in the hovel, Camelia only calls her to make her bring food over to her home at her dads!
 
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Some snippets:

The dogs are jealous that she’s speaking to to people on a live. She reckons that’s an indication of how much alone time she has.

She said she’s lonely and that “the trolls” will give her hate for it and pick on her when she’s down.

We also got to watch her cleaning the top of her Stanley cup with a tissue that was so manky, she couldn’t show us.

Oh and she’s just realised that a lack of hydration is what caused her anxiety a few years ago.
 
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She’s back to her old ways talking to imaginary friends eating her feelings and lonely as duck. The kids have left too because she’s a selfish bleep. Caught the end of the live and had a chuckle to myself she was pretending to concentrate on what she was reading however in actual fact she was ignoring why the kids weren’t on her socials anymore 🤣
 
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