Emmylou Loves #167

[Director of Mugs]

What a liar, she’s telling people she’s been a Beauty Therapist for 30 years, wtaf? Where are your credentials Grifter Lou? Working at a waxing stall 20 years ago at South Melbourne Market does not make you a Beauty Therapist babe…..
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So misleading. She does not have 30 working years of being a beauty therapist. Nor has she upskilled or refreshed her skills from her training school from the late 90s.

She was the fastest vag water in Melbourne got bored of that and went to jump out of planes. And as its well documented she has spent the last 10 years trying to be famous.

Eye bleeping yourself and slapping your face in your living room in your gbanger does not count as work experience.

 

[Gomi goner]

How can this lying piece of tit get to tell such absolute lies?!?!
Surely there's some kind of accountability?

 

[Limpy Love]

Beauty therapist?

I thought she used to wax St Vaj for a living before it all got too hard.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Pinocchio called…..he wants his nose back.

 

[OhMyLou]

I’m confused do tweens or teens need skincare or not? Again spends 5 minutes making a nonsense reel. And only lonely bleep or someone recovering from surgery cold etc has time to binge a show. LiarLou busy working women are busy preparing for another week shopping meal prepping going out watching kid sports and then finally sitting down for a few hours on a Sunday afternoon or night.

 

[Broken Veneers]

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Your profile photo is showing on this screen shot. I've reported it so hopefully the mods delete it. Chang your profile photo in the meantime

 

[Butt3rfly]

Where I go for my treatments, they’re always training when there are new products etc.

We all know Emmylou has done fuckall BT in the last 30 years.

 

[kellyg123]

I’ve been a follower since she turned 40 and threw that massive 40th birthday party which people had to purchase tickets for. Since then she owned Zoe moss and now St SAJ. 30 years my a.

 

[OhMyLou]

Didn’t someone confirm maybe 100 threads ago that whatever beauty school she said she attended was bull? I think they knew the owners son or something

 

[makeitstop]

I am always amused when she says she is giving skin care advice via her dm’s on her phone, such a strange thing in my mind for a skin care mogul extraordinaire to be doing.

 

[emmygluewho]

Did the flop maybe type it wrong!? 'I was a 'beauty therapist' 30 years ago!?

I mean -

1) She is literally dumb as duck.
2) Stump, large, chode fingers.

 

[handunderchin]

Review time! My SIL was given the St Vag cleansing duo by her other SIL for her birthday and I tried them when I was visiting recently

They are SO tit! Very cheap look and feel to the packaging. The oil cleanser which she always raves about being luxe has the cheapest fake smell to it. The foaming cleanse seemed quite drying.

Can’t believe she has repeat customers!

 

[OhMyLou]

Review time! My SIL was given the St Vag cleansing duo by her other SIL for her birthday and I tried them when I was visiting recently

They are SO tit! Very cheap look and feel to the packaging. The oil cleanser which she always raves about being luxe has the cheapest fake smell to it. The foaming cleanse seemed quite drying.

Can’t believe she has repeat customers!

Thanks for taking one for the team I hope your skin survives the ordeal.

 

[handunderchin]

I was surprised that the plastic bottles are such poor quality - she really did blow her budget putting her head on all the boxes that are immediately chucked, rather than investing in the bottle you pick up and look at time & again

 

[Director of Mugs]

Did the flop maybe type it wrong!? 'I was a 'beauty therapist' 30 years ago!?

I mean -

1) She is literally dumb as duck.
2) Stump, large, chode fingers.

She actually said it

 

[AMY$]

She actually said it

I worked as a paralegal 24 years ago so Im a paralegal or in her case a lawyer, hell let's not let the truth get in the way of a good story

To become a beauty therapist in Australia, you need a nationally recognized Vocational Education and Training (VET) qualification. The minimum standard for employment in a salon or spa is a Certificate IV in Beauty Therapy, while a Diploma of Beauty Therapy provides advanced skills and better career opportunities

 

[Buttercup725]

I know different strokes for different folks, but Off Campus is literally what my teenage daughter and all her friends are watching right now. I’ve caught minutes off it here and there and it appears to be the worst written and acted show of complete nonsense.

It’s made me laugh that she’s spent a whole weekend bingeing it.

Yes, I watched six episodes of that show and didn't finish. It is so bad but I can see why Lou would like it.

 

[ActiveLies]

Yes, I watched six episodes of that show and didn't finish. It is so bad but I can see why Lou would like it.

Because she genuinely believe she’s a young, sexy uni student having or deserving of having hot sex? Or because she’s a horny, single middle aged lady getting her fingers in the LouLou Jar on her couch on a Saturday arvo?

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Because she genuinely believe she’s a young, sexy uni student having or deserving of having hot sex? Or because she’s a horny, single middle aged lady getting her fingers in the LouLou Jar on her couch on a Saturday arvo?

Just a little side step - Has anyone watched The Hunting Wives?? I’m 2 episodes in and just wondering if every episode is like watching a mini porno or does a storyline kick in at some point??

 

[AMY$]

Just a little side step - Has anyone watched The Hunting Wives?? I’m 2 episodes in and just wondering if every episode is like watching a mini porno or does a storyline kick in at some point??

Both, a storyline but yes very very graphic. I enjoyed it not a "must watch" but good enough