Disclaimer: As much as I laugh at my own recraps, I refuse to believe someone could actually IRL get up to so much chaos in the duration of a thread. Shawly my work of fiction is based on some very creative writing from a team of writers at the Louman show and I’m plagiarising that. This
tit has to be made up.
Appreciate your effort with the new thread
@Michy02 and I’d gladly scrub your shower with my kitchen sponge. Thanks
@RojoCaliente for the great thread title you cutie patootie!
Since it’s D’Aaron’s weekend with the kids this month,
to make space for the stock in the girls room I thought I’d write you a bewdiful recrap poem. Bought to you by ChatSUV.
Beauty shilling to the tribe,
Oh my goodness, such a vibe.
Damaged skin from the light stim,
Are her communidy so dim?
Locked herself out of the hovel,
Ran to Darren’s to beg and grovel.
Took us for a cheeky wax,
Shame the gal can’t pay her tax!
Style code is hoochie mumma,
Business plans by Dumb and Dumber.
Powered by science, skin looks fab
That’s not all you can cook in a lab.
The skincare route is done to death,
So let’s go bake some crystal meth.
Lou likes to call us Tattle Trolls,
but at least we’re not all gangsters molls.
7 seater svu,
Please defrost your Oxtail stew.
Cut up chunks of watermelon,
Champagne with a convicted felon.
Off to Winter Wonderland,
Geez her cooking = super bland.
Years of massage stumped her fingers, somehow yet this foul smell lingers.
Congratulations. Even though it says shunt my brain automatically changes it to…
