Happy Easter! I hope you all had a fat nap on the couch after lunch.
Well
@ChunkyCustard you certainly have a way with words.
In today’s covert recap, from witness protection deep inside a Woolworths self service checkout…
The three heads of Outspoken came at us again for trolling LouLou. Quaking in our boots, we understood how Ron, Harry and Hermione must have felt when Fluffy woke up. Buuut we played the harp til they fell asleep and kept going after the Philosophers gallstone.
Those of us working hard at BMI: Crime Scene Investigations got to the bottom of the stalking allegations. Turns out the person taking photos out the front of Lou’s house was the real estate agent preparing the house next door for sale and the person going through her trash was the garbo who had to move her recycling bin out of the way of her car which was parked on the nature strip.
Stalking is serious. So is fiscal responsibility. Get your prostate and imputation credits checked. Write off your losses and ride your off your boyfriend. Don’t get the two mixed up! Know your angles. But remember an obtuse angle will never be less than 90 degrees.
EmmyLou’s deep throat cyber security expert continued to take payment for work Tattlers could have done for free, yet so far has been unable to yield any results as to our true identities. After 3 package deliveries, ALove had to explain that ASOS is not our national intelligence agency and OneWord can shove her internet extender up MySpace.
To set the record straight, she always paid her employees but was the sole income earner in her house.
not sure how that works when the domestic life partner and The Children©️ have contributed to content creation. #equalpayforequalwork
Aside from that… Deloris van Cartier took her children to the circus, washed her hair in Alfred Hitchcock’s bathroom and swam some laps. Nothing more to see here. Case closed.
~ The truth is out there.
