“Won’t pay the tab or tuck in the flab” - surely this is the next thread title??What a delicious title. Good job @YellowFingerDustforDays
Won’t pay the tab or tuck in the flab. Wonder what’s her next money grab? We were thinking since Zoe Moss left us that this was the biggest story of the month… but wait!
On today’s recrap, some unidentified food place posted a heart felt tribute to their most loyal patron. Some people say the pub was deviating off brand from the usual photos of food and beverages but I think a random photoshoot with an undercooked porchetta on the street is still on track.
The post was a surprising remediation to avoid a defamation case after accusing ChewandScrewLou of failing to pay her tab. That doesn’t explain all the other times that pub have been busted for liking snarky posts. Us Tattlers have the receipts! Either way GreasyLou has slipped out of another tangle, unscathed again.
Assistant manager Alannah and the other dude didn’t have to worry about sucking their guts in, thanks to the skinny filter applied by the Dine & Dasher. I dunno. Maybe pink shirt dude was wearing a wire and trying to get a confession.
We wonder if the ATO would consider a similar method to flush out her pockets with the alleged tax bill. Then again, HomieLou knows her gang signs. While most people are intimidated by her, some know the true meaning of ‘The Shocker’… and may have taken that as payment in kind for those bad debts. Who are we to judge?
We went down memory lane with a few of her best outfits, relived the Cheesecake Stalkergate saga and marvelled at her paramedic skills on firstborn with the essential oils. Ambulance Victoria lost one of their finest the day she retired. In unrelated news, patient survival rates are up 7365%.
Miss Pronunciation spent today doing what I do best. Day drinking from a random booze cart outside the rental. Neighbour John joined the party for a margarita but as soon as he asked for his leaf blower back, LipglossLou dashed back inside and locked the door. Stand by for John’s retraction on Insta.
Anyway, another day another movie premiere in a gawd awful outfit. In spite of everyone else leaving us it’s good to see some familiar comfort in her photos… The swelling is back.
Exactly. Flying interstate for work isn’t the flex that Amy thinks it is…Surely any ‘meetings’ with this flog could be done by zoom.
They do have an office in Melbourne as well as Sydney.Where is IMG based? Maybe they want to give her the flick in person?
Did you hear the acoustics? No self-awareness as she echos will walking past her favourite wall. Turn the volume down, Lou!Imagine sitting at the airport and watching this flog take upteen million selfies of itself!!!🫣
The sheer size of the neck it takes your breath away.
JINX. Eyedrops were not for allergies bitch. Crying all night because she’ll never nab a husband or job.
The only thing she tucks in are the eggs in the muffins“Won’t pay the tab or tuck in the flab” - surely this is the next thread title??
Such a pretty face
But did she grab some bread for the flight?Early start for Emmy as she's flying to Sydney for meetings today.
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