Emmylou Loves #113 Low hanging tits, dinner plate nips, jiggly bits and Mac ‘n’ Cheese lips.

[SnarkyTart]

Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag! Actually, on second thought, times are tough and money is tight. Might just get Uncle Cow to drop it off to you.

Keep on smiling, Fezzas! We've got a whole summer of crazy ahead!

 

[Icantlookaway]

Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag!

Keep on smiling, Fezzas! We've got a whole summer of crazy ahead!
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Even though I'm totally disgusted looking at her snatch close up, I can't help but laugh! Well done on the thread title STT

 

[Director of Mugs]

Emmy said to her Mum "I'm about to blow your Vietnamese mind" as she sets up Equaliser 3 for her Mum to watch.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Emmy said to her Mum "I'm about to blow your Vietnamese mind" as she sets up Equaliser 3 for her Mum to watch.

It was such a strange comment to make.

 

[Director of Mugs]

It was such a strange comment to make.

It was. We know her Mum was born in Vietnam. Don't keep banging on about it. I'm sure her Mum doesn't want to keep being reminded.

 

[somanyteeth]

Just want to quote this from @YankeeRoo from the last thread

Emmylou Loves #112 Emmylou’s hurtin’ for a squirtin’, is Alove entangled in her sweaty beef curtains?

That feeling when you know the ATO doesn't open until 2 January. That feeling when you know the ATO doesn't open until 2 January. She’s starving after a full buffet style meal Christmas & Boxing Day so she decides to do a paid promotion for a bag while salivating over going home with some...

tattle.life

What the duck. Does she know people when they film dont actually eat??? They fake it and then the camera stops recording them. Not this bleeping glutton. Probably takes 15 takes so she can eat everything. Grub. Her teeth are cooked. Such a waste of bond st. She cant stick to anything for more than 12 mins. Disgusting wench.

 

[hotpussy]

Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag! Actually, on second thought, times are tough and money is tight. Might just get Uncle Cow to drop it off to you.

Keep on smiling, Fezzas! We've got a whole summer of crazy ahead!
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Just got back form a girls dinner and and greeted by this..'low hanging labia! I'm done!!!

 

[crop top]

I thought she said the spring rolls were for Boxing Day when she was making them

 

[Director of Mugs]

I thought she said the spring rolls were for Boxing Day when she was making them

Found it thanks to @SnarkyTart who saved it.

It's either Boxing Day or New Years Day when they eat them.

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[foxtrotuniformcharliekilo]

Has anyone commented on what No Nuts was wearing Xmas Day?
Lowes floral shirt, daggy as duck jeans and the ugliest slip on thong things. Looked old and dopey as ever.

 

[basketballbelly]

@b!tch_eating_crackers
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/banoffee-trifles/e4701caa-2837-4eaf-9c78-91655f45c64d just the one from the taste website, it's like the first one that came up on google but I used sponge fingers from the biscuit aisle instead of sponge cake because it was what I already had on hand.

 

[somanyteeth]

This lunatic has set me right off this morning. What the duck is so funny?
Her mums an idiot too and so is aaron.
Do they have some TBI that makes the whole bunch of them laugh at absolutely nothing?
Aaron is a fucken sad sack loser. Emmy is a controlling, rabid dog. Their mum is just dumb as tit.
I know they dont have Pseudobulbar affect bc Emmy just laughs at herself and no other times the miserable tub of lard.
If I saw her on the beach last night id have punched her in the throat so bleeping hard. Neurotic fuckstick. Wish the ATO would hurry up and humble her for 12 mins. Sometimes i need the break from the insanity she brings to the table. Broke ass, ugly ass, witch.

 

[Michy02]

She loves having her Mumma around so why hasn’t she seen her in 2 years?

Goodluck with the ATO today Emmy!

 

[Bizziebody]

The cosy co-parenting or whatever she calls it is a joke. Shouldn’t it be that when at dad’s he provides food for them, vegan, vegetarian whatever. It won’t kill them to eat that style of food unlike the fat laden crap mumma dishes up. No of this just dropping off food for The Children if they don’t like their dad’s food let them go without, none of them will starve. Should be called the F’wit Family not the Loves.

 

[ijustcantstayquiet]

Her mum is having a sleepover so they can attend the ATO meeting together today. Quality time.

 

[Pollie]

Omg I just caught up, been so busy with Christmas and moving into our new house. This house will eventually be a knock down and the old lil house we are in is smaller than our previous one, already I look at our excess stuff and it’s driving me mad. How does she live with so much stuff, I’m decluttering asap!!
Also if she included some vegan options in her Christmas ebook, it potentially could have sold heaps more as it’s a point of difference.

Imagine if this witch saved her Vegas money and took the kids for a fabulous Queensland holiday for the summer break. She’s so selfish, it’s really sad for those kids.

Surely her family think she’s a mad dog for filling herself all the time. And for the clams on the wall.

Sorry for random thoughts, it’s been a while lol

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Emmylou had mountains of Christmas food leftover and Aaron just moved house, so I don’t blame him for seeing if there was any food to scrounge. I think Emmylou likes to pretend that they have this great relationship and that he needs her, but it seems like it’s only started up again now that she’s stopped chasing cardigans.

 

[AntiPants]

Omg I just caught up, been so busy with Christmas and moving into our new house. This house will eventually be a knock down and the old lil house we are in is smaller than our previous one, already I look at our excess stuff and it’s driving me mad. How does she live with so much stuff, I’m decluttering asap!!
Also if she included some vegan options in her Christmas ebook, it potentially could have sold heaps more as it’s a point of difference.

Imagine if this witch saved her Vegas money and took the kids for a fabulous Queensland holiday for the summer break. She’s so selfish, it’s really sad for those kids.

Surely her family think she’s a mad dog for filling herself all the time. And for the clams on the wall.

Sorry for random thoughts, it’s been a while lol

She wouldn't even need to go that far, there are plenty of excellent places to take kids on holiday in Victoria. But she's never going to do that unless it's a sponsored trip.

 

[Pollie]

Omg I just caught up, been so busy with Christmas and moving into our new house. This house will eventually be a knock down and the old lil house we are in is smaller than our previous one, already I look at our excess stuff and it’s driving me mad. How does she live with so much stuff, I’m decluttering asap!!
Also if she included some vegan options in her Christmas ebook, it potentially could have sold heaps more as it’s a point of difference.

Imagine if this witch saved her Vegas money and took the kids for a fabulous Queensland holiday for the summer break. She’s so selfish, it’s really sad for those kids.

Surely her family think she’s a mad dog for filling herself all the time. And for the clams on the wall.

Sorry for random thoughts, it’s been a while lol

By filling I meant filming loloool but filling works.

 

[exflighty]

What is the “blow your Vietnamese mind” comment all about? I don’t get it, it’s a very bizarre comment to make. What’s she implying?

anyway mumma looking gawjus as usual. Also wondering how those e-books sales went? All dried up now I’d assume. I bet she wouldn’t have made much more than $1-2k.