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Yes, not boarding school like their mother - as she keeps reminding us
God she’s bleeping manic this morning!
duck me, banging on about her almost secondary school age child NOT sucking her thumb and more and trying to force her, not for the bairns comfort but for hers?! She not a full shilling. Part of me wonders if she's like how she is because she was shipped off to boarding at such a young age, she didn't have that parental nurturing that you'd get being home and going to a local school.
She’s just really bloody weird and has got seriously worse since she moved house I think. I bet johnnys mothers so pleased she’s not still living with her.
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All the opportunities a private education could have opened up for her and she had ended up an employed disc jockey selling deodorant and her children's privacy. Emma's parents must be so proud.Yes, not boarding school like their mother - as she keeps reminding us
Bang on!
I feel bad saying this but Instagram has misaligned her sense of all reason. She’s obsessed with the thing and it’s deformed her personality. You can witness it’s evolution! She needs to put that bleeping phone down and live her life without the constant need to show the internet every facet of it! Those children! Jesus! Instagram isn’t a stage show audition! It’s just not normal!!!! Johnny! If you are reading this, smash your wife’s smartphone with a hammer fucks sake and don’t let her have another one!
Guyzzz - she’s had such an amaaaazing weekend, and has to take the girls out of school again because of emergency Instagram reasons…
She's such a joke. But a really unfunny one. I find her comedy reels totally tit - like really lame. She thinks she's so funny though, it's so embarrassing and cringe! She's car crash TV though - I can't stop watching her embarrass herself. 
Although I do think she's being really cruel to her children - trying to make them famous, splashing them all over the internet despite the amount of backlash and criticism they get, and dragging them into her narcissistic world and making them miss school. I'm really surprised Johnny doesn't stop her. Someone should look put for those poor kids.
Although I do think she's being really cruel to her children - trying to make them famous, splashing them all over the internet despite the amount of backlash and criticism they get, and dragging them into her narcissistic world and making them miss school. I'm really surprised Johnny doesn't stop her. Someone should look put for those poor kids.
I normally lurk on here but am absolutely in shock at being shown that house.
People are terrified about the energy price cap in October, about fuel and food prices and she thinks that that story is an acceptable thing to show to her followers?
People are terrified about the energy price cap in October, about fuel and food prices and she thinks that that story is an acceptable thing to show to her followers?
I was just about to comment on the ‘House Porn’. I don’t understand the purpose of it! She’s showing off for for her friends now! What sort of demographic is her ‘relatable page of family life’ does she think is following her? And who is she trying to appeal to? It’s just got bleeping mental now! It was bonkers before! She’s not gonna stop! Strap in!I normally lurk on here but am absolutely in shock at being shown that house.
People are terrified about the energy price cap in October, about fuel and food prices and she thinks that that story is an acceptable thing to show to her followers?
I highly expect some kind of breakdown soon. She is either manically happy. This mornings stories I had to turn the volume down as she was in full on hyper mood or she is sitting in her car, not wanting to go in because she has washing to do or crying because she found a dog ball. It is always the two extremes.
That poor kid. She turns up to someones house and there is a purple haired woman shoving a camera in her hair before she even says hello. She looks like she is thinking wtf!!
She just happens to be filming as her friend spontaneously announces they’re having a private chef coming to cater The kids just all looked bewildered as if they were thinking what the duck’s a private chef 
Notice that Molly and Barley are now so groomed into the whole performance thing that they keep glancing over at Emma’s camera the whole time she’s filming, even when they’re supposed to be playing / interacting with the other children.
The kids just all looked bewildered as if they were thinking what the duck’s a private chef Notice that Molly and Barley are now so groomed into the whole performance thing that they keep glancing over at Emma’s camera the whole time she’s filming, even when they’re supposed to be playing / interacting with the other children.
She seems INSANELY jealous of her friends who are all richer than her and have better houses.
No, no, she’s sooo pleeeased for them
In case anyone missed those stories, it's all about how lovely and successful their friends are with a massive 'original' new build house with a view. And they've got a private chef and everything, lucky them! But the thing I took away was that a young girl was uncomfortable with being hugged by a bloke she probably barely knows and it was laughed off, 'oh look how she brushes his touch off' 
. My son is 6, I obviously know him fairly well 
, but he hates being kissed, and even though he is so very kissable I don't do it, because he doesn't like it 
. My son is 6, I obviously know him fairly well , but he hates being kissed, and even though he is so very kissable I don't do it, because he doesn't like it Absolutely. That poor kid was so uncomfortable. I would be too if that twit was all over me.
No you bleeping imbecile, it was Alison Lapper who had a statue of her pregnant on the 4th plinth at Trafalgar Square. Has she just googled people with no limbs? And Johnny, lady with no arms or legs who had you know those babies. Jesus wept. And don't get me started on her girls interviewing and being at the Premier. Obviously not getting successful enough herself so using them instead! Yes I'm pissed off, long night with my kids
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