Emma Johnson (Emma's Rectangle)

[jjeett]

From her insta stories it looks like tomorrow's vid is another "what I eat", is there really no more content for her to make these days?

She mentioned yet another recipe video when she spoke about her breakfast apple crumble thing so I think it's that

 

[TaylorSlattery]

Emma is bisexual and i get the feeling Tim isn't completely straight anyone else? That maybe why they come across a odd couple ?

So she lied in her quite fire assumptions video she did with Tim? She said she was straight in that.

 

[Purpleshampoo]

First day of non lockdown, and she does everything, gym and then nails done, how long till she’s got all her pals round?

Pretty sure it's her birthday soon so I'm guessing the weekend

 

[Purpleshampoo]

Eight mid-roll ads on her new vlog. One every four minutes. Piss off.

I actually stopped watching cause of this, I mean it was a bit much

 

[jjeett]

I wonder if everyone here will just think 'oh yeah I knew that', but courtesy of @Noahfence, I've found out Emma went to an independent school and I'm a bit surprised by that.

 

[dinkybird]

They both swing both ways

What?

 

[jjeett]

Holy fuck she didn’t just buy a barbell, she bought a freaking squat rack and shoved it in the hallway!! That is obsessive!!

Her flat is tiny!!

 

[Purpleshampoo]

Has anyone seen the outfits in her latest instagram reel? Some of them are horrible, Particularly the yellow and blue for me. I just feel she looks very old in them, I know she has a ‘quirky’ style, but surely looking like a old woman is something no one wants?

Yeah a lot if her outfit choices are very questionable lol, the favourites video she done recently was a weird outfit lol

 

[Ladya31]

Why does that sounds JUST like her

An influencer getting the tattlers big time by suggesting their own tattle thread title however I can assure you I’m definitely not her

 

[jjeett]

Place your bets!

 

[Bilbo16]

Okay her latest video is too much for me. The notification has just popped up and I already know I won’t be watching. How much more will she have to say about it that’s not already been covered 100 times over.

 

[Lola123]

No idea what she said but the acronym is seasonal affective disorder? Was she referring to that?

She kept just saying the letters, I don’t know if that’s a common thing everyone I know that has it calls it sad

 

[georgie_v]

She's only 5'3 so she can definitely fit a 10 imo, she's even said that people are surprised at how short she is, probably because she does a lot of vids with Soph who's even smaller.

 

[jjeett]

200k by 2021 - what do we think?

 

[jjeett]

Haven't watched her in ages cos I don't wanna give her any views but decided to watch this 10 pan vid.. has Emma got invisalign or something? She sounds super weird

 

[Lola123]

Well at least she’s finally started labelling her stories about stereo #ad properly!

Screen shot and send to the ASA

 

[Raych23]

Does anyone know what the deal is with her mum? She never mentions her

 

[Bilbo16]

To answer her question: C. They both look like shit.
Isn’t she meant to be an actual makeup artist?

She does have background in makeup, I’m not sure of the specifics though, and whether she was an actual MUA or a makeup enthusiast

 

[SkinkaareFan]

It's not guilting - it's calling out the hypocrisy of it. Loving David's animal documentaries so much that you cry within 20 seconds (which she said), and then not changing any of your lifestyle to fit that... That's hypocritical. Eating animals aside, she overconsumes which is another huge contributor to the destruction of the planet. You can see that from how much clutter is in her house, especially her office.

Oh absolutely and I do see the hypocrisy. I've watched loads of vegan documentaries etc and I cried and hated seeing certain things but still eat meat. I just think you can feel a certain way without having to change your eating habits but you must contribute in other ways. Yes the best way may be to stop consuming animal products but it's not always going to be the path people take. Buy less, consume less, be mindful of using certain products, recycle - other things other than becoming vegan are all helpful.

I feel Emma (and most influencers) just say what people want to hear. Most of them are so wasteful and then moan and cry about our planet while not doing anything to help

With her being so obsessive around food and exercise I'd have thought she'd be vegan already but if its not for her then she shouldn't be shamed for it (not that I'm saying you're shaming her, I hope you get what I'm trying to say and it doesn't come across as rude!)

 

[dinkybird]

Can she not just do what everyone else is doing and make do with what she’s got. So what, you have to change up your routines for a while, maybe can’t lift so heavy or go so hard on cardio, but most people have no choice but to make do. Go out for a power walk around the block, play Ring Fit, which you go for free! You’d think she lives in a mansion the amount of stuff she buys.

People literally make do with what they have, she has more money than sense. Genuinely willing to drop a few hundred on a spin bike with nowhere to store it and absolutely no requirement for it when people are struggling to survive?

Read the room sis.