Emma Hill #2 Content is reduced, reused, and recycled, but her wardrobe is brandnew

[poopettemetis]

The bespoke wreaths just get me every time. Is anyone going to notice if your wreath is just like someone else's?

Wtf is the infatuation with “bespoke”?!? Can you just say it was a special order or something (more like you picked it from like 3 other options). It sounds so pretentious and uppity. Especially since it’s a fucking outdoor fucking wreath for God’s sake.

Bish takes all the credit for the rEnOs, but Simon has to do all the work.

She’s such a twat. Head pats for Emma for her “everything I want has to be sourced from the States” She’s just so unique and her interior tastes are so advanced that she couldn’t even think of sourcing from those heathen designers in the UK.

GET YOUR FUCKING FRONT DOOR MADE BESPOKE BY A LOCAL YA TWAT.

 

[AmaliaLana]

Emma Hill #3 Too poor to floor

 

[poopettemetis]

Not gonna lie, I'm curious to see what the new place is like and what they do to it. Would watch those videos!

I think she did say somewhere (can't remember, might have been on stories) that this isn't their forever home, which I think is an interesting mindset. I mean, I've moved countless times myself but I dont think I've ever bought a house and thought this before I'd even moved in! It just seems slightly odd. Nothing wrong with that per se,but definitely a luxury and privilege to be able to think this way.

Oh 100%. The flippant way these influencers say “it’s not my forever home” while there are countless people who can only dream of owning a home one day is just so privileged and snobby. I also just find it hilarious Emma - the girl who iSn’T LiKe OtHeR iNfLuEnCeRs - is literally following the current influencer trend of moving to the country. Can’t wait for her to make a potentially lovely home into a shitty bland pit of despair devoid of color and personality.

 

[poopettemetis]

I find it HILARIOUS that she made such a big deal of putting in the ceiling rose at the old house and all of sudden she’s seemingly offended by the ceiling rose in the new house. She’s such a floozy and poseur.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Stay tuned for next weeks video, “What I wear when putting out the bins”

 

[nosnibor]

It’s bonkers. All the things that ‘need’ doing in that bizarre house and she’s fixated on changing the perfectly nice, practicaly brand new kitchen?!

I only hope that my life is never so lonely and empty that I give a damn about the worktop being grey with flecks instead of grey without flecks. I used to feel jealous of the influencer lifestyle but I'm not sure who envies Emma now

 

[Mjaumjau]

who moves into a house and wouldn’t expect to clean it?!

I would clean the house even when I know someone else has cleaned it. That way I know it's done right and to my standard, I have lived too long in a shared apartment, so I know from first-hand experience that cleaning can be a subjective thing.

Moving is stressful, how knows what could have happened when the previous owners were moving out. As long as the house is in decent condition it to be expected to find some dust or marks from moving. Not everyone is privileged like Emma, to basically sit on their ars all day long and get paid a lot of money on top of that.

Emma has turned into a sour and irritable person, too bad because I liked her a couple of years ago.

 

[lalalondon]

wow, her rant about the previous owners leaving the place dirty is just so mean.... If I were the previous owners I would have regretted my choice to sell to them by now.
Does she not realise that her public rant says more about her character then about theirs? she seems like a really mean and unkind person.

 

[Hass]

FYI everybody - they messaged me back on instagram saying that they had talked with the previous owners contractors and the contractors said that they were really bad cheap people (what else would a contractor say who wants to sell more services to someone and wants to "get on side " with the new owners and prospective customers). She also said that they intend for their instagram to be honest and if I don't like the way they talk about people than I can unsubscribe.

Here is my point - even if the previous owners were cheap - it is about maintaining your instagram dignity - don't go saying nasty things about people it just makes you look trashy. You can be honest without trashing people. Would you seriously tell your best friend who is having a bad day that she looks terrible in that new dress - no you would not - you would say "I wonder if a different length on the dress might just flatter you more - or to wear it with a different jacket - you would find a way without trashing her - or anyone (the previous owners were not their friends but trashing them is just unnecessary.
I guess Emma does not want to lean away from being trashy?

 

[Figgy Fig]

So now shes berating the previous owners for not putting under floor heating in the kitchen and then literally in the next breath says they can’t afford to do it either

This!!!!!!!!I rolled my eyes so hard.
She acts so superior. I used to really like her, she was a little goofy and quite funny in a deadpan way, now she’s a miserable bore. I can’t even hate follow anymore.

 

[pasodoble]

Urgh the level of hypocrisy is making me very cross

Exactly. She's also on Stories humble bragging about going to some fruit and nut place (which is 'quite a drive' - hello CO2 emissions?) because it's 'plastic free' and yet she's wrapping her perfectly good, practically brand new kitchen in ... guess what? PLASTIC! You'd have to laugh if it weren't so bloody tragic.

 

[lemmieollie]

Okay not that I own my own home or anything like that but the layout of this house is ridiculous!! The master bedroom is TINY, and the three rooms upstairs have the lowest ceilings ever. Without MAJOR structural work, this house will be pretty hard to live in, even just with the two of them.

 

[pasodoble]

I watched her latest video 'I'm Excited To Wear These Things - Autumn' (because there was nothing else in my subs box at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning). Same old, same old. She even tripped up at one point and called it 'Autumn Staples' - cue fake laugh and 'that's a whole different video' comment. NO, EMMA IT ISN'T - IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME VIDEO, because all your videos are EXACTLY THE SAME.
What really pisses me off is this 'I'm not vlogging anymore because I want my privacy' attitude. She wasn't bothered about privacy when she was doing endless Zara hauls and showing us the inside of her toilet. Now she has a bigger following, uninspired 'paid partnerships' and has shilled all her followers to pay for renovations, a wardrobe filled with beige clothes and the upkeep of five dogs, she suddenly wants her privacy.
'I'm not a performing seal' she said at one point. Yes, Emma. You are. This is your job. Suck it up.

 

[Fofoca]

Can be. Too much botox/bad reaction can cause eye droop

and does it suck out your personality when the needle is withdrawn?

 

[Luna252]

So now shes berating the previous owners for not putting under floor heating in the kitchen and then literally in the next breath says they can’t afford to do it either

 

[Pinkii]

i hope the new owners of their previous house is on social media blasting them about the monstrosity of a fireplace the old owners built.

She is becoming a right old nasty miserable cow

 

[OppositeFeature]

I was really put off by her 'asking for advice' - i.e begging for a roomba and big plant pots. And then following up by tagging iRoomba in her stories - can she make it any less obvious she's wanting freebies?

Has had zero interaction with her followers, always snarky and closed off and now suddenly she's oh so cheery to ask for recs and share info/make jokes whilst tagging companies, does anyone really believe she's genuinely engaging with her followers?

 

[poopettemetis]

Came across this on IG today and goodness does it apply to our Emma (and Moany Pebbles too, of course)

 

[Easy Bake]

After watching the home tour I have to say "I don't get it". It's no diamond in the rough, like a Victorian with decades of bad wallpaper and old plumbing that will turn into a beautiful century home once they bring it back to it's original glory.. There's nothing unique about the place and it's going to be a money pit because everything needs redoing especially the upstairs with the low ceilings. I wish them best and I will be interested to see what they do with the property. I don't have the vision for it, guess that's why I'm not an architect.

 

[Luna252]

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'Can't afford' new countertops to replace perfectly good ones in her brand new house. Boo fucking hoo.

It’s bonkers. All the things that ‘need’ doing in that bizarre house and she’s fixated on changing the perfectly nice, practicaly brand new kitchen?!