Bet Emma's relieved he broke his leg. Hard to run around bleeping every woman with a pulse when your leg's encased in plaster.
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Omg i’m thinking of how we could do it now… “Hi emma can you say happy birthday to my Uncle Ted,” and reference Bundy or something
part of me wants to do ones that are like
“Hi Emma my friend Cherry is a big fan, shes been growing her business for the last few years, can you congratulate her?”
or
“Hi emma my friend rebecca recently got married, could you congratulate her and tell her how proud i am of her for marrying the lovely lukas!”
but i don’t have £20 to throw away on such bull
She definitely wouldn’t do it. She’d keep the money and claim she never received it or make a huge fuss on twitter saying people are ‘taking advantage of her kindness’.
Yeah it’s not worth it. She’s good enough at embarrassing herself for free that no one needs to waste money paying for it.
Does anyone remember the song she did for Good Omens on the Amazon Prime UK youtube? I've been rewatching the show and remembered that it existed 
maybe I'm being mean because Emma makes me cringe even when she's doing nothing but God...
maybe I'm being mean because Emma makes me cringe even when she's doing nothing but God...
Sadly you are not the only one to remember this. I wanted to see what the fuss was about, I thought surely it can’t be that bad, so I searched it up awhile ago and it’s…well, second hand embarrassment doesn’t cover it. Cringe is a weak term to describe what that absolute car crash. It wasn’t that bad no, it was so so much worse.Does anyone remember the song she did for Good Omens on the Amazon Prime UK youtube? I've been rewatching the show and remembered that it existed
What will her next phase be?
Car vlogger like Supercar Blondie?
Attempt to become the next Arsenal Fan TV?
Mommy vlogger?
Conspiracy Theories?
media Icebergs (doing one about herself doesn’t count)
Car vlogger like Supercar Blondie?
Attempt to become the next Arsenal Fan TV?
Mommy vlogger?
Conspiracy Theories?
media Icebergs (doing one about herself doesn’t count)
Picturing a baby with horrible dreads and a tiny version of that green striped jumper.
How embarrassing being proud of the fact you’re toxic.
Same tit new phase.
“This is the new me. Promise. Maybe… Potentially…for real this time!”
She made another one bragging about how she loves being toxic because she’s a Scorpio… like honey, i have so many Scorpio placements. Nothing to do with your star sign Emma you’re just a horrible person
Who wants to take bets on how long this “I’m accepting of criticism” phase will last before she’s back to searching out every vaguely-negative comment she can find so she can have an excuse to be witchy to them? Cuz my bet is six weeks, tops.
(PS— Emma, if you actually want to take accountability for once, start by admitting you were the other woman and knowingly dating a married man, or are you still in denial about that?)
(PS— Emma, if you actually want to take accountability for once, start by admitting you were the other woman and knowingly dating a married man, or are you still in denial about that?)