Emma Blackery

[BlackberryScience]

Emma started a cameo account. Showing more and more that her fans have to pay her for the smallest bit of attention, but if you have even the vaguest negative thing to say about her, not even tagging her, then you get her attention for free. Backwards priorities if you ask me, but it’s Emma after all, I’m not new here

Fifteen whole pounds to get a video response from a lazy YouTube hasbeen with extreme attitude problems? Please tell me no ones dumb enough to waste their money that way.

Did we write messages at the exact same time?

But there's always this. Get filling out that form about he was breaking up a marriage, and engagement and a girlfriend all at the same time in 2018 lol

Submit your anonymous opinions about my music!

I'm making a video entitled 'Reading your anonymous opinions about my music...' and I'd like you to tell me whatever honest opinion you have to share! What is your favourite EP? What songs do you dislike? Which songs are better than others? Should I just quit music altogether because I am most...

docs.google.com

 

[glowsquid]

Judging by her relentless tweets on the topic of late she'll probably make an effort to get a "homewrecker" opinion in there so she can drone on about how people lie about her and her and the pirate are madly in love 🥱

Emma Adultery ok, I'll see myself out...

 

[sercombe]

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What will she does first?
Make a killing off her fans or give up on cameo?

It’s already gone up in price!!!

 

[threwoutthewindow]

Watch her order a cameo from herself using another account so she can prove that at lest SoMeOnE is ordering her cameos! seriously if this doesn’t prove how obsessed with herself she is I don’t know what will

 

[NeoCortex]

She only has like 9 fans anyway? And they already spent their pocket money on her album and tit leggings.

Watch her order a cameo from herself using another account so she can prove that at lest SoMeOnE is ordering her cameos! seriously if this doesn’t prove how obsessed with herself she is I don’t know what will

Oh we know she will do that, she already does it with twitter and insta

Right who wants to take the hit and make her do a shout out to Rolf Harris, Ian Watkins, Jimmy Saville or Prince Andrew?

 

[YTZeleb23]

TikToks, Cameo, Twitch... blimey, spread that dwindling audience thinly, Emma.

 

[NeoCortex]

"Throw ideas at me"

OK. Stop. Just Stop.

Or... How's about you stop wearing the same stinky Fleetwood Mac t shirt?

 

[BlackberryScience]

It’s already gone up in price!!!

That was quick haha
When it will it change from 24hr to 48hr or 72hr.

 

[wordzalad]

Her in that video saying she’s “always right in the end” Major cringe… sounds like a narcissistic teenager…

As for her Cameo, yikes, if it was for charity i’d get the increase but for her teeny bopper fans, yikes

 

[threwoutthewindow]

Her in that video saying she’s “always right in the end” Major cringe… sounds like a narcissistic teenager…

She’s probably just trying to convince herself she’s done nothing wrong by being rude to her fans for years, constantly stirring up drama and subtweeting everyone she doesn’t like, half assing everything she does and then pitching fits at the constantly dwindling results, and pursuing a man she knew was married

 

[twofacedwannabe]

Emma started a cameo account. Showing more and more that her fans have to pay her for the smallest bit of attention, but if you have even the vaguest negative thing to say about her, not even tagging her, then you get her attention for free. Backwards priorities if you ask me, but it’s Emma after all, I’m not new here

Fifteen whole pounds to get a video response from a lazy YouTube hasbeen with extreme attitude problems? Please tell me no ones dumb enough to waste their money that way.

BUT YOU KNOW THEY WILL

Such a contrast there. She almost seems self aware at that point too, realising she isn't all that popular but wants to try anyway. Then saying there is no going back to click baitey rit, no more changes of appearance etc. She actually sounds pretty downbeat in that video, like for a brief moment she did come to terms with her dwindling popularity and general lack of appeal. And also just how hard it would be for her to get anywhere from then on.

The point she makes also about how after releasing an album she would go scattershot with YouTube content and panic hits home there, as it is exactly what she is doing now. Seeing Poop in a box fall out of the charts quicker than that meteorite that entered the upper atmosphere the other day must make her feel like tit. But the flip side is also if she really had put her heart and soul into the new album it would probably not be bombing like this. She wouldn't need to ponce a tit mobile from South Korea or rely on around £30 a week from youtube ad revenue to make ends meet.

Like where is this self aware Emma now, who said there is no going back if the album flops. Its all or nothing. That Emma may well have realised that by saying that she has to accept that it is and forever shall be just a hobby to her, she isn't willing enough or talented enough to put in the effort required to attain and maintain stardom.

That said she seems like the person now that would flounce out of a morning shift in a small village cafe for being stressed out and under pressure delivering all those Eccles cakes to old fogies.

I do wonder if she supports herself or if her has been boyfriend pays most of the bills.
She seems to always have money to make crappy music videos.

 

[NeoCortex]

I cant fathom how she could be supporting herself. I think that is why she is now going to sign up to every platform and throw tit at the wall to see what sticks.

For example her youtube ad revenue (bear in mind this is her main platform, is an estimated £26-£420 a month. Youtube averages out about £9 a day for her. Saturday was a bit of an anomaly in she could have earned around £54. Even that is half what she would get just for doing an honest 8 hour graft at Sainsbury.

I'm sure the album sales (chortle) and merch would have given her a temporary boost, but I guarantee that has dried up by now. I was surprised the amount of stans that kept commenting and asking where their merch was too. Like she hadn't even stocked up on it before launching.

Cameo may give another boost also, but even she must be aware of the irony that she has just launched on a platform for washed up z listers to earn 25 quid for drug money?

ALSO... I just saw on tw@tter how Emma is postponing her Ssang Yong car content because Davey broke his leg. This is the girl that recently said she was a car nut. But that post gives me the distinct impression she cannot actually drive and needs our pirate chum to take her out. Which makes sense after that making of video where she wouldn't drive her own car.

if that's the case how bleeping stupid are Ssang Yong?

 

[wordzalad]

I don’t get it, if she has a licence why can’t she go out in it… I think the only time she’s ever talked about her car was when she had one stolen or broken into or something?

 

[BlackberryScience]

I cant fathom how she could be supporting herself. I think that is why she is now going to sign up to every platform and throw tit at the wall to see what sticks.

For example her youtube ad revenue (bear in mind this is her main platform, is an estimated £26-£420 a month. Youtube averages out about £9 a day for her. Saturday was a bit of an anomaly in she could have earned around £54. Even that is half what she would get just for doing an honest 8 hour graft at Sainsbury.

I'm sure the album sales (chortle) and merch would have given her a temporary boost, but I guarantee that has dried up by now. I was surprised the amount of stans that kept commenting and asking where their merch was too. Like she hadn't even stocked up on it before launching.

Cameo may give another boost also, but even she must be aware of the irony that she has just launched on a platform for washed up z listers to earn 25 quid for drug money?

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ALSO... I just saw on tw@tter how Emma is postponing her Ssang Yong car content because Davey broke his leg. This is the girl that recently said she was a car nut. But that post gives me the distinct impression she cannot actually drive and needs our pirate chum to take her out. Which makes sense after that making of video where she wouldn't drive her own car.

if that's the case how bleeping stupid are Ssang Yong?
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She can drive, there's been many vlogs with her driving and talking at the same time, I just think she doesn't know the streets of Birmingham enough to drive and talk.
I don't know how the pirate getting a peg leg affects her doing the video. All he's got to do is hobble to the car and get in the passenger seat and film her driving. Unless he was going to drive it while she sat in the passenger seat meaning more images of him in the video

 

[glowsquid]

Just watched her Cameo intro thing. I hope she stretched before calling herself an author because that's one hell of a reach. Wouldn't want her to pull a muscle.

 

[threwoutthewindow]

^^she wrote a single book that was more word vomit than anything (got a free sample on an ebook app and couldn’t make it past the first page because it was clear she was just typing out her train of thought while ironically putting no thought into it, if she spent more than a week or two writing it I’ll be surprised), only got the book deal cuz she was a youtuber with a following (well not anymore lol) and only took it once she realized how much money she’d make, chewed out waterstones on Twitter when her book was released for not giving her or her book preferential treatment (despite the fact that in-store promotion and all that was probably no where on her contract), only realized the shitstorm she caused her publisher when they had to sit down and tell her on simple and easy-to-understand terms (she talked about it in a video that she now deleted, and she probably deleted it because people in the comments were calling her out for playing the victim about her bratty behavior), got salty when she realized that her book wasn’t gonna get a paperback version, and made this big spectacle on social media declaring she was never gonna put out another book again.

Emma, you’re not an author, you’re a hack.

 

[NeoCortex]

I'm surprised she hasn't chewed out Hmv or Amazon for not stocking her cd yet. That said she is only selling it on her website and nowhere else.

 

[BlackberryScience]

I'm surprised she hasn't chewed out Hmv or Amazon for not stocking her cd yet. That said she is only selling it on her website and nowhere else.

Bit of a downward slope since villains. That had in store performances and signings. This one is the classic 'on my site exclusive release'
Has her new management done anything for her?

 

[NeoCortex]

Bit of a downward slope since villains. That had in store performances and signings. This one is the classic 'on my site exclusive release'
Has her new management done anything for her?

Because literally no one else would host her album? Let alone stock It? It's a weird one cos without exposure or coverage the album is being essentially sent out to die on her own website. She surely can't blame anyone else for that?

That said surely her new label would have sent out copies for review, but I still cannot find a single piece about the album anywhere. Only the odd promo puff piece, on what appears to be small time blogs, but nothing critical.

 

[BlackberryScience]

Was the tree his head?

Sorry to inflict his picture upon you all.