Thanos Blackery
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Yes, she was always destined to be the side piece to a greasy musician, this is the real her guys! She's never felt better! Seriously though, beneath all of Emma's online antics is the glaring problem that she continues to refuse treating her bpd and is completely miserable at the end of the day. Snarking your ex from half a decade ago and constantly trying to defend your current cheating boy toy to the 9 thirteen year olds that lick your a isn't a good look when you're closing in on thirty. The only way she'll get better is if her greaseball boyfriend wrestles her phone off her or she goes bankrupt from throwing thousands at 'directors' (scammers) for her music videos and has to go back to McDonalds.We'll have to see what the future holds and how she writes about it in songs
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Another rating my look video?
Or will it all be about how her current look is her one true the look, the one was always meant to be and totally not about trying to look like davey
Jesus christ can this girl make a video that isn’t me me me…
No sane person says 'yes it suited me' lol
And why was she holding the microphone. Just put it down, we know you can raise your voice.
I wonder if she'll go back and remake any of her other videos
Does this mean Crush by Tessa Violet was also a cultural reset, since half of Emma's song sounds lifted from it? And that mean Uh Huh by Julia Michaels was also a cultural reset since Tessa blatantly ripped that song off? God, so many cultural resets I feel like I need to retake history classes.
Her new video is odd. She kept saying “the first time you saw me with this hair was in that video”, does she think people are so obsessed with her that they value this information? At one point she talks about “pancakes for singles Emma Blackery” in reference to a video she uploaded eight years ago. A five minute video shouldn’t count as a whole era even for her!
I know she was also being weirdly specific in the last video she made about her hair history but it’s getting sad at this point. It seems like she is becoming more narcissistic even as her fans drop. Out of her 12 most popular uploads, one is from 3 years ago and another from 4 years ago. The other ten are from 5-8 years ago. By all means she should continue with her music and youtube as a hobby, but she should address her delusions about fame.
I know she was also being weirdly specific in the last video she made about her hair history but it’s getting sad at this point. It seems like she is becoming more narcissistic even as her fans drop. Out of her 12 most popular uploads, one is from 3 years ago and another from 4 years ago. The other ten are from 5-8 years ago. By all means she should continue with her music and youtube as a hobby, but she should address her delusions about fame.
I don’t even watch her videos at this point cuz I know they’ll just annoy me. She’s like Gabbie Hanna in that she’s so obsessed with herself she can’t possibly comprehend why others wouldn’t be. She only ever talks about herself, with the occasional outside thing as long s she constantly relates it back to herself and how she feels about it. 
She reminds me of Beckie Brown in the way she’s obsessed with herself.
“The first time i wore X was in Y video”
I swear she’s made a video about her hair before…almost like she’s trying to convince herself her current look is the best. Hint it’s not
“The first time i wore X was in Y video”
I swear she’s made a video about her hair before…almost like she’s trying to convince herself her current look is the best. Hint it’s not
She absolutely has! Not that I've watched the new video but I remember the old one and despite her bashing her past hair (particularly the yellow, which I didn't think was bad), I remember quite enjoying it. Bit of a shame really because I feel like there's nothing I'd enjoy less now than her going on about her hair again.
Why not make a video talking about the album she literally just released? I guess she knows colourful hair talk = hits
Great. Another hair video. Not like she hasn’t done that before. We get it Emma, you’ve dyed your hair when you were younger. Move on and stop being self obsessed.
I mean, not many but some stans clearly are because this is a thing...
https://emmablackery.fandom.com/wiki/Emma_Blackery
At least now they can update the dedicated "hair styles debut" page
Also, her new look... she looks about 40, not 30, somehow.
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Also, I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but what was wrong with this hairstyle / look? It genuinely felt like Emma's natural self for a change.
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She met a pirate and decided to dress like him.
I think this was the best look for her
Such a contrast there. She almost seems self aware at that point too, realising she isn't all that popular but wants to try anyway. Then saying there is no going back to click baitey rit, no more changes of appearance etc. She actually sounds pretty downbeat in that video, like for a brief moment she did come to terms with her dwindling popularity and general lack of appeal. And also just how hard it would be for her to get anywhere from then on.
The point she makes also about how after releasing an album she would go scattershot with YouTube content and panic hits home there, as it is exactly what she is doing now. Seeing Poop in a box fall out of the charts quicker than that meteorite that entered the upper atmosphere the other day must make her feel like tit. But the flip side is also if she really had put her heart and soul into the new album it would probably not be bombing like this. She wouldn't need to ponce a tit mobile from South Korea or rely on around £30 a week from youtube ad revenue to make ends meet.
Like where is this self aware Emma now, who said there is no going back if the album flops. Its all or nothing. That Emma may well have realised that by saying that she has to accept that it is and forever shall be just a hobby to her, she isn't willing enough or talented enough to put in the effort required to attain and maintain stardom.
That said she seems like the person now that would flounce out of a morning shift in a small village cafe for being stressed out and under pressure delivering all those Eccles cakes to old fogies.
The point she makes also about how after releasing an album she would go scattershot with YouTube content and panic hits home there, as it is exactly what she is doing now. Seeing Poop in a box fall out of the charts quicker than that meteorite that entered the upper atmosphere the other day must make her feel like tit. But the flip side is also if she really had put her heart and soul into the new album it would probably not be bombing like this. She wouldn't need to ponce a tit mobile from South Korea or rely on around £30 a week from youtube ad revenue to make ends meet.
Like where is this self aware Emma now, who said there is no going back if the album flops. Its all or nothing. That Emma may well have realised that by saying that she has to accept that it is and forever shall be just a hobby to her, she isn't willing enough or talented enough to put in the effort required to attain and maintain stardom.
That said she seems like the person now that would flounce out of a morning shift in a small village cafe for being stressed out and under pressure delivering all those Eccles cakes to old fogies.
Yeah at this point if she had to get a ‘real job’ it would be a massive culture shock. Her personality issues would make it impossible to work with normal people and she’d end up getting fired for being uncooperative and moody.
It's because her pirate beloved is from Birmingham, I think. Not to imply that Birmingham is in the north (as a northerner I know this can be a point of contentionisn’t Emma from Essex? Why does she now have a northern twang? AFter.. BAth.. etc etc
), but that's definitely why.
What will she does first?
Make a killing off her fans or give up on cameo?
Emma started a cameo account. Showing more and more that her fans have to pay her for the smallest bit of attention, but if you have even the vaguest negative thing to say about her, not even tagging her, then you get her attention for free. Backwards priorities if you ask me, but it’s Emma after all, I’m not new here
Fifteen whole pounds to get a video response from a lazy YouTube hasbeen with extreme attitude problems? Please tell me no ones dumb enough to waste their money that way.
Fifteen whole pounds to get a video response from a lazy YouTube hasbeen with extreme attitude problems? Please tell me no ones dumb enough to waste their money that way.