Not sure why this just came to me but what if she met Mr. Fisherman in Hawaii and that’s why she decided to stay there so long the last time she was there for a few weeks? If this guy has an office job, he could have been living/working in HI temporarily for months! Although, if she had a pandemic meet cute, I’m sure she would have bragged about it by now as she still thinks it’s weird to admit she’s met a few SO’s via dating apps.
Elle Florence #12 Fumbling Towards Mediocrity: Elle, Her Cats, and the Quest for Mr. Next
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I just don't get why anyone with half a brain would think that the 2nd photo of her is good for advertising her wares. It's been taken with a flash. The water in the background is brown and uninviting. The angle the picture was taken makes the post she's leaning against look squint and awkward, it dominates the composition in the worst way possible. Overall it is so bad that even a kid could tell it's something that's better kept in a forgotten folder on your spare hard drive.It's so clear she's dropped all her friends that she spent time with last summer. Just from her stories and vlogs it is just her running after her the fisherman. She is so busy getting railed that her photos are just sparse and the quality has tanked. Whoever was taking the photos for the scarf and mask chain launch did such a better job than the fisherman. There is a photo in the bracelet listing where she's laying on wet sand like she's preparing to be taken roughly. Fisherman shoots like he's filming a porno. Why does she think this is a good advert for her wares? There is another one where maybe she is trying to look saucy?
Maybe this is what we've all been waiting for Engagemas 2021? If you scroll down to April 1st on that kiteboard/surfing instagram it looks like there is a video of a guy that looks like the Fisherman. Not sure if I can post it since he's not a public figure.
I think her Instagram story photo getting drinks is old. There is a place in Portland that does drinks with flowers like that and the brolly matches.
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She is trying to be like Charlotte in satc, she never wanted to buy a home until she was marriedI can't believe thisShe's genuinely the most wasteful person I've heard of. She spends and hoards like a rich Asian but she doesn't even own a home. There aren't enough cold days in the year to wear all those cashmere jumpers.
I can't figure her out. She's got enough money to pay $3k a month for rent and regularly buy furniture, handbags, cashmere sweaters, yet she never bought an apartment, preferring to pay premium rents for a decade. She was going to have a budget wedding in Florida. In half a year she spent living in Swampland with Rickets, the only home 'improvements' she made was getting West Elm lights, a sofa, and painting some walls. Surely if she was well off, she'd be able to afford some more substantial renovations to a house that she was going to share with her husband to be, allegedly the love of her life! It is apparent she's a hoarder and a compulsive shopper. She needs help ASAP.
And she looks sunburnt
Except Charlotte is a fictional character and this is real life, Smelle
The finances of SATC characters were so messed up, Carrie was a journalist but she had a closet full of designer items that would put a dent in a senior executive's budget Kinda similar to 'Emily in Paris' where Emily is a 22-year old marketing assistant but owns multiple vintage Chanel pieces that collectors dream of having 
Since she dropped the term "celebration" in that ill-produced latest relaunch attempt, I've wondered if they're engaged? And if she's waiting to announce until after the wedding. Using her stalker narrative to justify the reasoning.
Elle continues to be mentally stuck in a different era. Those photos are awful. Just because you have regular access to a beach in Hawaii doesn't make interesting content Elle but go off, keep making it easier for other small businesses to learn from your mistakes
Elle continues to be mentally stuck in a different era. Those photos are awful. Just because you have regular access to a beach in Hawaii doesn't make interesting content Elle but go off, keep making it easier for other small businesses to learn from your mistakes
I don’t think she met him in HawaiI. She was seen out on a dare, back in March I think, with a man with a rather large forehead. This guy fits that description, as general as it is. i think she has been dating this guy for awhile now, hence why shes hinting she’s with someone now. She has to brag, cant hold it in forever.
Because I am feeling helpful today . . . .
I hope for girlboss' sake he is better at reading the situation than Rick was. Rick visted her in Vancouver and witnessed the closet vomiting forth six figures worth of cashmere, shoes, dresses, bags, and ponte pants. And somehow, he thought she would be fine with that cheap, cloudy engagement ring. Yeah, I know it was Rick and he wouldn;t have known all her crap cost that much, but he should have at least have understood something from the sheer quantity.
Mr Next, we want a girlboss wedding. We want a return to the Elle of the old days. We want lots of great videos where she complains to the camera about how the au pair you bought her isn't doing things right. We want to see her drop any and all pretense of being employed. We want to see her vlogging $300 lunches on a Wed with her social club friends. We want to see her fly first class always and everywhere. We want to see Nest release a line of $150 candles and see her buy one in every scent to tell us which one she likes best. We want to see her stealing sips of your Krug vintage brut.
And here's the thing, for us to see any of that stuff, you're going to have to be able to write some big checks. Don't pull a Rick on us. Make sure you can handle it. Talk to your financial advisor if you have to. Don't skimp on the ring. $50,000 is the absolute FLOOR. She refused to do any videos about the ring Rick gave her for a reason. You need to come up with something that launches a 10 video deep dive on every detail and contour of the ring. If you think she's going to be Ok hauling at TJ Maxx and second hand stores again, you're horribly mistaken.
Get your ducks in a row now. And I mean the Burberry duck instaria cashmere kinda ducks. get your financial house in order. Be ready to wow her, and finally give us the show that was abruptly cancelled that terrible day in the Spring of 2017, which I shall mention never again if you get this one right.
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YES! I want to see a Christmas engagement and all the insufferable wedding planning videos for a hopefully fall 2022 wedding. I wish she had done more wedding dress videos for her engagement with Rick. That stuff was GOLD.
I hope Mr nexts pockets are deep enough. He'll prob be supporting elle's shopping addiction and be housing mama G once the grand kids arrive.
I hope Mr nexts pockets are deep enough. He'll prob be supporting elle's shopping addiction and be housing mama G once the grand kids arrive.
... and then we want to see the breakup/divorce, too.
I wonder if he's realised yet that he's getting two wives and an extra mother??
He really does have a huge forehead, lol.
His forehead will be the least of his problems when he discovers what it costs to run a Lecocq household
Hi. Person who knows marketing comp here. I’ve seen non-exec marketing salaires that start at $120k USD (only requires 5-7 YOE). That goes pretty far when you live in a city like Chicago that’s less expensive than SF or NYC. You can definitely score a Chanel through a client if you the access to cash and a good brand rep connection.Except Charlotte is a fictional character and this is real life, Smelle
Sure, that's entirely possible, but Emily character has been working for only 2 years and she has at least 10 high-end handbags
Also I gotta say . . . a Coleman camp chair? How Walmart.
Elle, doesn't he know Yeti and Nemo make them? You don't quite have him trained yet do you?
Elle, doesn't he know Yeti and Nemo make them? You don't quite have him trained yet do you?
She could 'design' a line of cashmere-covers for camp chairs
Sourced from a small family business in Nepal, delivered to you by a small local woman-run Seattle business! 
BUT NO RETURNS, PLEASE Maybe thats why I hate fishing . . . not enough oatmeal cashmere chair covers!She could 'design' a line of cashmere-covers for camp chairs
Elle's life is a fictional character in her own show though
Yup. And as someone else mentioned, she has easily spent six figures on clothes and handbags! Six figures that could have gone towards a property. Or towards ETFs in a brokerage account, assuming she’s already maxing out her retirement accounts every year, though something tells me she hasn’t done that either. When you’re young, that should be your priority because of the magic of compound interest!
Tacky Chanel bags (not all Chanel bags are tacky but the ones Elle buys certainly are) and an overflowing closet full of cashmere just waiting to be eaten up by moths can wait.She only buys the bags to have the brand, they are never the classic collectionsYup. And as someone else mentioned, she has easily spent six figures on clothes and handbags! Six figures that could have gone towards a property. Or towards ETFs in a brokerage account, assuming she’s already maxing out her retirement accounts every year, though something tells me she hasn’t done that either. When you’re young, that should be your priority because of the magic of compound interest!
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