Elle Darby #33 In a unitard edited to high heaven, first trip to car park for Saint Seven

[koa123]

Also does it not make anyone super uncomfortable that she has so many followers and posts his face? I know a lot of influencers/celebs do but after Blake Lively gave that speech on how early child pornography starts it scarred me for life I don't have many followers and still will be hiding my child's face. I know she's all about the likes and fame but surely she's thought about this??

who kissed the baby?

Meghan Grubb?? posted it on her Instagram weirdly all the comments are 'cute' etc but it's so dangerous babies can end up in ICU or worse from it

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

Also does it not make anyone super uncomfortable that she has so many followers and posts his face? I know a lot of influencers/celebs do but after Blake Lively gave that speech on how early child pornography starts it scarred me for life I don't have many followers and still will be hiding my child's face. I know she's all about the likes and fame but surely she's thought about this??

I would be worried if it was my child. I read a book once written by a child protection officer and he once found scan pictures being used as child pornography (don’t ask me to explain that because I don’t understand it myself), honestly the Internet is terrifying. I’m so glad o grew up before the Internet took off!

 

[Ellyjelly]

Pedophiles basically take an image of a child they like ( a face) and photoshop it on to another ( horrific) image to give themselves sexual satisfaction. It’s sick.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Wonder if Princess Biscuit Kween has been having a read of Tattle recently.... we've certainly given her a few ideas for upcoming content.

Can't wait for the Baptism of Saint Steven McVitie Hello Fresh Elvie Gifted Pump CJ Dominies Cookie Swift when the Priest will be dunking his head in a Font full of Innocent Smoothies Juice.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Off topic but does anyone else feel pressured to have children I'm 28 and get asked ALL the time when I will Haha children I get scared for when we try when I'm like 30 that it will be really hard to to get pregnant anyone else have this fear.

Do not panic, I got pregnant at 32 (Altho I know everyone’s different, just saying it is possible after 30 lol). And also, even when you’ve had a kid the questions don’t stop ‘ ‘when you having another one then?’

 

[jessiedean]

Off topic but does anyone else feel pressured to have children I'm 28 and get asked ALL the time when I will Haha children I get scared for when we try when I'm like 30 that it will be really hard to to get pregnant anyone else have this fear.

Yes haha I get these questions constantly and I’ve been ttc for nearly 2 years now, it’s like a kick in the face every time someone asks

 

[Goldfish]

Yes haha I get these questions constantly and I’ve been ttc for nearly 2 years now, it’s like a kick in the face every time someone asks

I’m only 23, but last year people were constantly asking when’s the next one, all while I was going through recurrent miscarriages, it’s such an insensitive thing to say!

 

[bananabutter]

Off topic but does anyone else feel pressured to have children I'm 28 and get asked ALL the time when I will Haha children I get scared for when we try when I'm like 30 that it will be really hard to to get pregnant anyone else have this fear.

I get terrified! I’m single at 28 and get scared sometimes that I’m running out of time to meet the right person. But I did some research and found actually it’s not really more of an issue conceiving in your late twenties than it is in your thirties statistically (until around 36) so that did put my mind at rest.

 

[evoway13]

"I've stayed away from including brand names" ....in the same paragraph "I'll definitely be sharing my favourite brands" ..........

How has she only made it out of the house a couple of times.....the baby is a month old isn't he? After my first, I was shopping in the Asda with my newborn at three days old - on my OWN ! My hubby had to go back to work after his two days off (we didn't get much in way of paternity leave back then and this was before online shopping for groceries). I also had to do the shopping with a toddler, three years later and a newborn.......Elle, you've had a baby - you've not had your arms and legs amputated

 

[200124]

I don’t normally write on here but her latest stories.. you can see Saint has a few blemishes on his face but every close up picture his skin is smooth. Putting filters on your month old baby is literally vile!!!

 

[GiggyBOO2]

Why does she have Saints trousers all the way up to his chest lol You can see the crease where it should be folded down. Reminds me of that pic of her maternity jeans over her boobs.
Ugh this thread has gone Zzzzzzzzzz

 

[Eljay]

I don’t normally write on here but her latest stories.. you can see Saint has a few blemishes on his face but every close up picture his skin is smooth. Putting filters on your month old baby is literally vile!!!

Looks like he’s got a touch of newborn acne (which is completely normal and only lasts a couple of weeks tops) but that won’t look good on the Instagram feed for Elle will it

 

[mcgee]

I don’t normally write on here but her latest stories.. you can see Saint has a few blemishes on his face but every close up picture his skin is smooth. Putting filters on your month old baby is literally vile!!!

I know babies naturally change but Saint looks like a different baby in every photo that’s posted of him with the different filters on him.

 

[poppy2112]

That cardigan needs to come off!!

I'm in the next town over (although heading to their territory later so I'll be ready for pap shots!) and it is muggy and very warm here!

Why do so many influencers seem to want their babies wrapped up within a inch of its life?!

 

[Cafffff]

I wish some of these influencers would pay for some education for themselves before they try and educate their followers. All that money and cba to pay for a lactation consultant or do a breastfeeding class. Cluster feeding is normal, it’s baby’s natural way of upping your supply, no one ever said it was easy. And the mastitis, that’s why they tell you not to pump before 6 weeks?? She’s trying to make out she’s such a martyr but the reality is if she’d had educated herself before giving birth instead of sitting about all day thinking everything is going to be magical then maybe she’d have realised breastfeeding is no walk in the park and that’s why so many people just go straight to formula.
So yeah why not just say it’s hard and I didn’t want to do it rather than blame it on the cluster feeding which is normal and just something you have to work through?
Saying this as I breastfed both my children for 1.5 years so I do have experience

THIS!!!
Her complete lack of education on the whole breastfeeding aspect is ridiculous. A newborns stomach is the size of a marble so of course they’re going to cluster feed and want to be attached to you for comfort. Carby was just too damn lazy to be getting up in the night to take on the role of EBF Saint.
I had my 2nd child in the November lockdown and ended up with mastitis over Christmas (it was absolutely bleeping horrendous!!!) I contacted my breastfeeding support assistant and she was at my house the next day to help me. If you want to breastfeed as badly as she said she did, you will do everything in your power to soldier on when it gets tough. Knowing how much of an oversharer Carby is,I highly doubt she had mastitis as we would’ve heard all about it on her stories. But no, she was saying everything was all rosey! Well at least she gets a full 8 hrs of dreaming of digestive biscuits seeing as it’s always CON-MERCHANT getting up to do the graveyard shifts. But I suppose he is a vampire…

BREASTFEEDING WARNING… Apologies if it triggers anyone


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Is it just me or does this photo look staged. With her boobs hanging like that, unless she has misplaced nipples, it looks like Saint’s head/mouth is too high up her boob to be attached to her nipple for nursing. In the photo, seems like her nipple would be on Saint’s chest area. Also, with Elle eye bleeping the camera and how she has her pinky in his hand…it just looks off/staged. I could be wrong. And, of course, Elle includes an aff link

Rather than eye bleeping the camera she should’ve tried looking into SSS eyes to create an amazing breastfeeding bond. Dumb lazy witch.

 

[klady]

Is ConJOB wearing high-heeled sneakers/trainers

 

[SpiceRack]

Like mother like son.

Elle wears trousers so rarely she's forgotten how they work

 

[longtimelurker86]

That cardigan needs to come off!!

I'm in the next town over (although heading to their territory later so I'll be ready for pap shots!) and it is muggy and very warm here!

Why do so many influencers seem to want their babies wrapped up within a inch of its life?!

I was just popping by to say it’s a million degrees today they are defo overdressed (im in the Sham so not far lol)

 

[ShadyBadger]

I will be honest I hardly recognised saint in the blog compared to the insta photos because she feels he’s not good enough so has to filter his skin and in the vlog you see his more natural skin blemish and all. I couldn’t imagine filtering my children and imagine if they look back at old photos and think mum why didn’t you love me enough why did you have to filter me? I would hate looking at my baby photos and seeing my mum had filtered and smoothed my skin and looks

 

[CarlyBear94]

I've just watched that vlog and omg, her face when there was no digestive biscuits were all gone lol