Elle Darby #33 In a unitard edited to high heaven, first trip to car park for Saint Seven

[Loulou_23]

If she goes mummy vloger she will lose viewers for sure, most of the angles won’t be interested for long. And as a mummy vloger she won’t get a great following as older wiser ladies won’t fall for the whole angel bull and want to invest in her over priced tit!

If she does go down that road then she’ll need to change how she addresses her audience as grown woman don’t want to be spoken to like children in that fake overbearing condescending way ellebelly talks!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I can see her channel dying tbh. Everyone used to love the Katie vlogs, christmas vlogs and when she would do massive hauls in primark or b&m (they are the most viewed).

The angles won’t want to watch day in the life of a newborn every single week. The baby is too young to do proper days out like the zoo etc, it will be another year until she can milk the beach trips with baby boy or tit along those lines. What is she going to do for the next year because I can assure you no one is sticking around to watch her lie on the sofa feeding a baby all day

Maybe she will go down the wedding vlogger route instead.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think she's just stringing out the mystery of her sprog to wind the angles up. If they see baby bourbon everyday, it's not as exciting for them to know his every fart. She'll be dangling him out the window next with a blanket on his head a'la wacko jacko. She was absolutely overjoyed to see how much interest/views (money) his name reveal generated. So she's just trying to keep the momentum going as long as possible, don't be fooled!

 

[WhiteOrchid]

She's definitely having some kind of existential crisis if she's struggling to create content. Maybe she needs to take a few Self Care days off with her 'pregnancy essential' Neom Lamp and White Company relaxation spray to MaNiFeSt the right answer.

James and Carys literally tit out the same dire video 3 times a week. How many bleeping Hallway Transformations can you do in a 4 bed Semi in Cardiff within the space of a year?

Elle's recent content has on the whole been more bearable considering how much she rinsed the pregnancy content for. Hopefully she's taken the last few weeks to realise what a Narcissistic fool she'd become, but will need to drip feed Saint Stephen into the content to keep the AnGLEs satisfied or else risk losing engagement and money. She's been doing this long enough to know what content will make the most money.

But the whole "Best Friends... Missed You SO much" is a monster she created herself

 

[tiffstanwayxx]

all elle does is stay in pjs think she will quit youtube dont you think ahahaha, so weird how james and carys managed to upload 3 times a week but elle cant even pick up a camera bit of a lie that dont you think

 

[grumpycat]

I don’t feel bad for her - she wants to do the bare minimum to pay for her finances RR, her mortgage on payroll and all that crap.

Has she done well for herself? Of course. But at what expense? She’s either realised she actually doesn’t want to share very orifice of her child (if only it would last) but if she does that she’s got zero content.

Mummies don’t want to buy angelle collection - tbf I can’t remember whag she would usually post anyway it’s been so long since there’s been some general content that wasn’t preggo specific but this is whyyyyyy having preggo as a personality trait isn’t something long term

She would be better off just taking some time and reinventing herself instead of this whole OMG IM TRYING GUYS, I guess she’s finally realised what we’ve all seen all along in regards to the angellllllllessss BSp

 

[HoneyBee29]

Think she’s maybe at the point now she’s realised she can’t just swan off shopping or go on holiday like she did before for content to film, well she could it’s just 10 times more effort now with a baby in tow, you have to have things organised weeks in advance basically that. I’m going away in 2 days for 3 days with my 5 month old and have had to pack everything but the kitchen sink

 

[Ellyjelly]

She has a baby, her life has changed and she needs to decide whether she does sit down vlogs, just her reviewing products, hauls etc with the occasional DITL vlog thrown in, featuring Saint or, throw him to the wolfs and sell his privacy. She’s a narcissist and loves the attention, it remains to be seen whether having Saint has changed that.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Maybe Meghan MeAgain Migraine Markle can mentor her for 40 minutes and help get her back into work?

 

[tiffstanwayxx]

i get that having a baby is hard but like she told us she would be back filming and then days later she doesnt post , if it is that hard dont go on social media at all you chose to have a baby. she thought life was going to be the same i bet ahaha

 

[ShadyBadger]

I think as a mum now this childish you do you boo angellllllssssss is cringe
I also think she’s realised her audience aren’t even who she wants to appeal to anymore and feels she wants to be a more family oriented channel but knows the boos won’t be interested!!

 

[grumpycat]

i get that having a baby is hard but like she told us she would be back filming and then days later she doesnt post , if it is that hard dont go on social media at all you chose to have a baby. she thought life was going to be the same i bet ahaha

I couldn’t care less if she said she’d be back filming and then she doesn’t, I mean isn’t this everything wrong with the entire culture? The constant churning of same old tit shoved down peoples throats.

I suppose the plus side if there is any, is she’s not put any old tit out for the sake of it. I’m not one to defend her hugely but I do think it’s a little bit ridiculous to be like OMG YOU SAID YOU DID WHY DIDNT YOU? She clearly posted on socials to get an idea of where she should go as she’s no idea but she really isn’t a mummy vlogger

I think she’s realised that juggling a baby and trying to be her old self isn’t happening. Which actually I think is great. I just wish she’d admit it and be like YO I don’t feel right and I need to figure it out for myself and then there would be some respect there.

 

[mcgee]

I think as a mum now this childish you do you boo angellllllssssss is cringe
I also think she’s realised her audience aren’t even who she wants to appeal to anymore and feels she wants to be a more family oriented channel but knows the boos won’t be interested!!

Yup and the insufferable baby voice she uses when talking to the angels She couldn’t do that if she was talking to grown women with children. They’d switch off instantly. Catering to a more mature audience would force Elle to get rid of this fake facade she puts on and just be her as they’d see right through her and not invest.

We saw a more authentic Elle on the birth vlogs because she didn’t have the time or headspace to think about putting on this act for the angels and the camera but then she was back to being the “angel gal Elle” on the name reveal video. Think she has lost herself through the act she’s put on for the angels and becoming a mum has made her realise that.

 

[littlepup]

all elle does is stay in pjs think she will quit youtube dont you think ahahaha, so weird how james and carys managed to upload 3 times a week but elle cant even pick up a camera bit of a lie that dont you think

But it’s absolute rit. James and Carys doing an hour of boring, repetitive DITL & losing followers has shown her what not to do.
Having a breast fed baby with reflux she could spend all day and night either feeding or comforting a screaming baby and nothing else, and no one needs to see more than a few minutes of that. Her young fans don’t go to Elle for reality IMO.
I’d personally like to see her go more humble, a video on what she thought she needed but didn’t at all and if she’s actually used half those clothes, or realised some are totally impractical, I would watch that.

 

[Exhaustedpigeon]

I think as a mum now this childish you do you boo angellllllssssss is cringe
I also think she’s realised her audience aren’t even who she wants to appeal to anymore and feels she wants to be a more family oriented channel but knows the boos won’t be interested!!

Exactly this. She's looked around and realised that she can't do *example* what j&c do because it won't appeal to her audience..... Which are mostly 13-18 i guess lol!

She could go back to old school elle when she was fun..... Hauls, bargain buys, diys, ditl, cleaning vid, organise hour... Etc just random life channel. Saint doesn't need to feature in every vid.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

It's amazing to look back at her very early videos (posh voice, down to earth) from around 2015, then up to around 2017/2018 she transforms into this Uber Insta-Hun Parody - big lips, tit extensions, Botox, Range Rover, total lack of self awareness etc.... there's no Angel/Boo/Sis in the early videos with the make up tutorials, gym sessions and body building competition.

She's done well for herself, and I get that people evolve and change with age and success etc, but she's effectively created her own unobtainable aspirational "goals" for these self-obsessed teenage AnGlEs that are so absorbed with Social Media and not the reality of the smoke and mirrors behind it. No wonder she's now stuck between catering to stalker-fans that are creating dedication pages on IG for her newborn baby, and wanting to live a Yummy Mummy White Company aesthetic.

 

[eeeecccc]

I'm not surprised she isn't wanting to post, she's probably watched James & Carys's videos and realised she doesn't want her content to go that way!

 

[WordsFromReuben]

She could if she wanted to just leave the baby with built in home husband Conman and go out for a few hours and vlog something. She’s lucky to have that option as most people don’t get that and literally can’t go anywhere without taking the baby with them!

I’m guessing she either doesn’t want to do the old content anymore and wants to do family content but SSS is being a diva and won’t play the perfect baby role he was born to do or maybe she doesn’t think Con can juggle being a dad AND a personal chef at the same time!

 

[Exhaustedpigeon]

She could if she wanted to just leave the baby with built in home husband Conman and go out for a few hours and vlog something. She’s lucky to have that option as most people don’t get that and literally can’t go anywhere without taking the baby with them!

I’m guessing she either doesn’t want to do the old content anymore and wants to do family content but SSS is being a diva and won’t play the perfect baby role he was born to do or maybe she doesn’t think Con can juggle being a dad AND a personal chef at the same time!

Plus gym enthusiast, teen girl stalker and full time xbox fanatic.

 

[Sticky One]

i get that having a baby is hard but like she told us she would be back filming and then days later she doesnt post , if it is that hard dont go on social media at all you chose to have a baby. she thought life was going to be the same i bet ahaha

She told us? Who is us? Are you a lost Angel? Im glad she isn’t churning out pointless videos for the sake of it, maybe it isn’t the case of it being too hard but more her priorities have changed?