Elle Darby #29 milking the birth for all it’s worth, still claiming a M despite the girth
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I hope so
What are we on now? Week 273??
Was gonna say, shall anyone recap... but there’s nothing to recap. She’s on her millionth month of pregnancy (it’s been a whole 7 months since she announced) we are still none the wiser if it’s a whole back of biscuits or an actual baby, or what kind of ridiculous announcement montage they’ll have 
Thank you Angelles I’ll have a celebratory packet of Chocolate Digestives for breakfast in honour of our Elle
Day 13 of the baby coming ‘any day’ now - despite being 39+2 days - Elle claiming to be 40 weeks…..Apparently it makes baby come quicker if you state you’re further on than you actually are 
I don’t think she will make week 43 but part of me wants her to 
Recap:
•Elle is on what feels like her 27th month of pregnancy.
•Conner is a lazy boiii.
•They went out for food in Bath so she wasn’t induced.
•She claims to be size M clothing but she’s huge.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
•Elle is taking long silences on Instagram throughout each day to fool the angles into thinking that she’s gone into labour just so she can get messages from them for attention.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
•She posted a picture of herself reading to what she wanted everyone to believe was her new born baby on her story with the sticker “new post” in the way to make you go and look at the proper grid post. Turns out she was just reading to a teddy bear. Angles got click baited again.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
That’s about it
•Elle is on what feels like her 27th month of pregnancy.
•Conner is a lazy boiii.
•They went out for food in Bath so she wasn’t induced.
•She claims to be size M clothing but she’s huge.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
•Elle is taking long silences on Instagram throughout each day to fool the angles into thinking that she’s gone into labour just so she can get messages from them for attention.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
•She posted a picture of herself reading to what she wanted everyone to believe was her new born baby on her story with the sticker “new post” in the way to make you go and look at the proper grid post. Turns out she was just reading to a teddy bear. Angles got click baited again.
•Connor is a lazy boiii.
That’s about it
I freaking hope so! sick to death of all the baby stuff!! LOL
I think she will be induced because someone asked Connor on his Instagram q&a the other day if he’ll be allowed into the hospital for the birth and he put something like ‘once she’s in labour I’ll be allowed in’. That sounds like she’ll be going in alone to be induced and once she’s in established labour he’ll be able to join.
Not a murmur from either of them? Could this actually be it or are they doing it on purpose to get the followers into a frenzy?
I bet it’s bullshit, it’ll be this everyday until it arrives. She’ll never have had so much engagement
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It’s day 2748595 in the big brother house. I still don’t care if elle has posted or not. Or Connor.
sorry, I know it’s an unpopular opinion but we have zero reason to even know if she’s being induced let alone what day, except for that she’s had growth scans. I’m just grateful to have not seen her gunt for a few days tbh
sorry, I know it’s an unpopular opinion but we have zero reason to even know if she’s being induced let alone what day, except for that she’s had growth scans. I’m just grateful to have not seen her gunt for a few days tbh
She has thrown the birthing ball to one side - They are probably too busy having cringe-worthy sex to be able to post insta stories to attempt to get labour started. And obviously a quick mcvities break.
Name suggestion, but what if they call the baby boy ‘Mac Swift’ - sounds like hernEW faVOurITE SnACk
Name suggestion, but what if they call the baby boy ‘Mac Swift’ - sounds like her
nEW faVOurITE SnACkonly just discovered this site existed when googling the hair transplant, since I don’t follow regularly I was confused by them talking about it. Any how first comment on an unlocked thread.
Everything in the nursery is animal/safari themed and I think that they jumped on Carys and James accidental clothing chooses for Amber. Who is so cute btw.
DYING to find out what utterly ridiculous name they've come up with
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