Elle Darby #27 birthday party or publicity stunt? hand is still glued to her bump.

[jawidjanqndn]

full thread title wouldn’t fit but credits to @saweetie - thankyou angle gal boo

just incase you weren’t aware, tiny crack is still pregnant and still has a gob full of digestives. her guntflaps have recently been spotted flying away.

 

[Bumble3bee]

but remember angles, baby boy (the unborn child in her stomach) asked for all the unhealthy food

 

[jay.dee]

I’m not a dog expert but why does hector look so skinny in her latest stories?

 

[jawidjanqndn]

really concerned for con. hope hes okay being out in the sunlight.

 

[Miri04827]

Oh for fucks sake

 

[Stoffel25]

I’ve always been a bit of a lurker and never actually posted before so I hope I’ve done this right! Does anyone think this is Elle and Conman?

 

[bubbles54321]

I’ve always been a bit of a lurker and never actually posted before so I hope I’ve done this right! Does anyone think this is Elle and Conman?

She wouldn’t miss an opportunity to use the word FIANCÉ or BABY DADDY

 

[Asgyui]

I’ve always been a bit of a lurker and never actually posted before so I hope I’ve done this right! Does anyone think this is Elle and Conman?

Elle would refer to con man as baby daddy or fiancé she needs to make it clear he's trapped

 

[jawidjanqndn]

i’m sure instead of fiancé she’d now say baby daddy, diy dream boat or soon to be husband and father of my son.

 

[Stoffel25]

Elle would refer to con man as baby daddy or fiancé she needs to make it clear he's trapped

Yes your right I think it was the letter T not being covered that made me think it said Swift!

 

[TinaTree]

I've never been to one so none the wiser but are baby showers genuinely just for female friends/family to attend. I wonder if Conman will be banished to stay elsewhere for the event, he will be in heaven scoping out underage bikini girls on insta.

 

[jawidjanqndn]

I've never been to one so none the wiser but are baby showers genuinely just for female friends/family to attend. I wonder if Conman will be banished to stay elsewhere for the event, he will be in heaven scoping out underage bikini girls on insta.

maybe locked in the gym?

 

[calmyourritas]

Just leaving this here for the new thread, Con falling out his hearse

 

[Winners_Song]

Is anyone else being haunted by the birthday outfit? I kept wondering what it reminded me of. Elle’s getups have three piece suite vibes, and there’s definitely lots of biscuit crumbs down the side of it.

 

[bananabutter]

I've never been to one so none the wiser but are baby showers genuinely just for female friends/family to attend. I wonder if Conman will be banished to stay elsewhere for the event, he will be in heaven scoping out underage bikini girls on insta.

It is usually quite a “girly event” but I think that’s an excuse most partners use not to attend at a few I’ve been to, dad turns up for a bit to say hello and thank people for presents then scarpers off

 

[longtimelurker86]

How is there a new thread already man I’m still away with rubbish signal man I need to catch up

Gutted I wasn’t in Matalan car park or the cinema today tbh, looks like I’ve missed my opportunity for an autograph yet again! Dammit!

 

[mcgee]

Oh for fucks sake

So were these “random” people just always walking around with a gift for Elle Darby on the off chance they’d bump into her?

Elle probs staged that to make herself look like a big time local celeb

 

[knivesnflowers]

Oh for fucks sake

hope he remembered to lock the doors this time when leaning over to give his autograph

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Oh for fucks sake

Probably thought they'd seen an anaemic Tellytubby knocking around the piss stained car park doing impromptu photo shoots, and wanted to make sure it was ok.

"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, Guntflaps, Po....."

HAPPY NEW THREAD ANGLES!!

Just to Recap....

- You're all my BEST friends.
- I've missed you SO much.

XxXxXxXx

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Probably thought they'd seen an anaemic Tellytubby knocking around the piss stained car park doing impromptu photo shoots, and wanted to make sure it was ok.

"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, Guntflaps, Po....."

HAPPY NEW THREAD ANGLES!!

Just to Recap....

- You're all my BEST friends.
- I've missed you SO much.

XxXxXxXx

Anaemic tellytubby