Recap...
- Elle tried on some dresses in her usual wrong size, tried to say that the only dress that did fit was too big (in a size '10'. apparently.) and she was going to swap for a petite version in a smaller size. Which would basically show off her flaps.
- She posted the nursery reveal on the day Carys posted her birth story cause thats what you do to your BFF who has just given birth to a beautiful little girl.
- Con bragged about his handiwork in the nursery but the cutting in was absolutely horrific. Apparently the nursery still isn't finished, despite being full of junk, but Elle needed to get the views in to overshadow Carys.
- Views of the nursery video seemed to double in 10 minutes when Elle likely got the credit card out to try and stay ahead of her 'best friend'.
- Elle managed to get off the sofa to go to Primark on the first day of reopening and they the sheep praised her for being pregnant and wearing a mask, such a brave hero risking her and her son's life for the haul content
- She got her hair and nails done and can only have done what I assume was roll in fake tan/grease/dirt before posting a very questionable photo of her looking in her late 40's
- She then ate breakfast, lunch and dinner out now that restrictions have eased giving baby boy all those carbs he always asks for
- Another Angelle collection drop which was majorly overpriced, fans couldn't get what they were trying to order (shock), those who spent over £75 and were entitled to free delivery still got charged £5 and others complained about the fact it's £5 for 48 hour delivery which can sometimes take up to 2 weeks. It didn't sell out quickly so Elle tried to justify that to say that's what they were hoping for, whilst probably whining CONNNNNN WHY AREN'T THEY ALL SPENDING £40 ON SOME PLAIN BLACK LEGGINGS??????
- the Angelle team then paid for a bunch of sponsored adverts so can't be that pleased that it didn't sell
- The dogs got shipped off to a #gifted stay once again whilst they fucked off to London and had SO MUCH FUN, before coming back home to order a Chinese takeaway because baby boy probably asked for it
- Elle posted a story from the shitter saying Con was the best boyfriend in the world for getting her PREGNANCY heartburn meds whilst in London, probably more related to eating a million calories a day and less so the baby
- Paid advertisement with Gymshark looking like Mrs Doubtfire with a moose knuckle that would probably be visible from space
- More food. None of it healthy.
- Con looks worse and worse everyday, could maybe pass for Prince Phillip if we didn't know he's now in the vaults. Elle's 'bump' and chins getting bigger everyday. They still bicker constantly.
I think that's about it
