Quick recap of the last thread...
- Elle is pregnant, in case you missed that
- Elle continued to try and make it look like Connor is a decent human being by posting multiple photos and stories telling us to ‘get u a guy that makes you a fiancée and baby mama’ like we all want to grow a mini Dracula
- Angelle Collection orders are arriving wrong or the cheap material is being ruined after a standard wash, the angles aren’t happy but Elle is blocking them all instead of doing any kind of damage control of her brand
- More photoshopping of her jawline which seems to disappear and be replaced by several chins in any vlogs and her bump which hasn’t seemed to grow much between her bloated photos and now
- If you didn’t know, Elle is pregnant
- Lots of healthy meals for bump including several takeaways, a Subway full of chicken and bacon for protein, 1000 cookies and one of her 5 a day in the form of strawberries covered in sugar
- Connor told Katie in a vlog that she needs to get out the house because all she does is watch Netflix, coming from an unemployed guy who spends his life watching Marvel films, watching porn or playing video games.
Elle was shocked that Katie ate 3 slices of leftover Domino’s pizza which we could only assume was shock from the fact she was able to leave some leftover
- Elle is pregnant btw
- She spent an insane amount of money on White Company baby tat because the spawn of Swift apparently asked for a Noah’s Ark quilt, the dogs have basically wiped their arse all over the baby stuff
- Connor did do some ‘work’ in the form of begging for free gym equipment
- Elle posted a photo on Sunday of her posing/forcefully sticking her bump out on a beach and even the angles were quick to call them out for driving 45+ mins to the nearest beach breaking lockdown rules as usual. This was SWIFTLY deleted, then followed up a few hours later with stories of her saying they’d been in the garage all afternoon.
- Con tried to post about International Women’s Day but doesn’t know plurals so has absolutely no idea of the difference between the word ‘women’ and ‘woman’, despite being told and editing the post to correct it
- Apparently Elle is nearly in her third trimester despite the fact that she isn’t
Oh and she’s growing a son