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Can someone do a round up of the last thread please as I'm rubbish at them!
Can someone do a round up of the last thread please as I'm rubbish at them!
Elle Darby #16 Pregnancy cringe, countdown to the next insta whinge.
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Brilliant title 
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“Soccer Mum” he might be into ballet?
She might be a musical theatre mum
It’s actually embarrassing how she’s acting I could over look the cringe but now she’s going to be a mum it just hits different
She might be a musical theatre mum
It’s actually embarrassing how she’s acting I could over look the cringe but now she’s going to be a mum it just hits different 
Smelly minge
“Soccer mum” give me a break. Can’t see her standing outside in the pouring rain and cold on a Saturday or Sunday morning watching her son play football. This isn’t LA hun. Whenever it’s raining it will be “daddy will take you to your football this morning” while she sits at home eating biscuits, drinking tea and online shopping.“Soccer Mum” he might be into ballet?
She might be a musical theatre mum
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It seems we are not allowed the word minge!! But it was a great title guys.
Good title 
Still laughing at the dogs sniffing her moo 
ffssss
ffssssPractising using face tune more like. And if I sat like that when I’m watching my boys play football my friends and the other mums and dads would think I was deranged. Get a grip, love.
He could smell the manifestationI’m still cackling at the dog sniffing her vag
what colour do we think she'll go for in the playroom?
White?
sage green
100% neutrals all over, maybe the smallest touch of baby blue. i can’t wait for baby to arrive, poo explosions all over her zara home + white company tat
5-6 months till baby is born and then they dont ‘play’ till at least 9 months old! what a waste of time & moneyI know it’s controversial but I’d do a ‘playroom’ too if I had the space and money baby’s toys can take up a lot of room, even just baby gyms, bouncer chairs and jumparoos so I’d have loved a separate room to keep everything in even when mine were tiny! Having said that, as an actual play space they don’t really need a separate room until at least 2.5 I don’t personally think (as in designated furniture, storage, artwork on the walls etc) so will be interesting to see just how OTT she goes with it at this stage 
baby’s toys can take up a lot of room, even just baby gyms, bouncer chairs and jumparoos so I’d have loved a separate room to keep everything in even when mine were tiny! Having said that, as an actual play space they don’t really need a separate room until at least 2.5 I don’t personally think (as in designated furniture, storage, artwork on the walls etc) so will be interesting to see just how OTT she goes with it at this stage Cos she loves every single tiny little thing about him and is obsessed with him
and as you can imagine she will have all the baby gadgets known to man, half of it will be useless and will hardly get used! All the baby needs is love and attention, not a 1001 all singing all dancing bits of plastic tat!I know it’s controversial but I’d do a ‘playroom’ too if I had the space and money
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