That interview is so cringe worthy
She's so passionate about cooking that she goes for cheap cuts of meat and never washes her silpat
She's so passionate about cooking that she goes for cheap cuts of meat and never washes her silpat
Elle did an interview with a Seattle-based face mask shop, and she referred to her Karen followers as a community of "vivacious, smart and stylish women".
Also who wears a (too tight) cherry red velvet halter neck dress and pairs it with glasses on a pearl chain?!?!?
This has to be part of the next thread titleSidehustles and Sideboobs
That gave me LSAT flashbacks...Oh are you? Care for a practice test question?
Chris, Joe, Special Someone, Rick, and Mr Next are all going to Elle's Bistro for brunch. Please list their seating arrangements in counterclockwise order starting from the head of the mid-century modern table with the following conditions observed:
Rick cannot be seated next to Joe because Elle is still wearing the tennis bracelet
Chris cannot be seated next to Rick because Rick will start talking in Chris' accent
Special Someone cannot be seated at the head of the table because the country music will not be audible in that position
Mr Next must be next to Joe so that he can gain sympathy for Elle
Net worth of guests must not increase or decrease in a linear fashion following a clockwise order
I agree, she doesn't strike me as the type of lawyer that can get clients. Imagine having a lawyer that has a youtube channel for peddling alibaba pearls and eyefucking herself on camera. I'm sure that would really strike fear into your opposing partyElle looks so ridiculous wearing all that clothes and makeup and handbags and doing evening routines when we know she is not working. I bet a whole dollar that she is not even going to bring in one client in her law business. So how is she even going to pay the rent or the assistant salary that she shares with the other "lawyers"? I bet Mamma G is paying the bills again. Elle had enough chances to turn her life around if she hadn't made so many bad decisions and wasn't so desperate.
Elle is not one of those "lawyers" that can bring in clients on their own, at least not to me. She's really better off being in some government job.
OK so Elle has no assistant. Still how is she affording the rent payment? I wonder how much it is per month.I still think the assistant comment is a joke about her cat. If Elle had a real admin assistant she'd be bragging about it daily.
Yes but document review and other jobs - the pay is not good and the hours are crap. I doubt Elle would be up to it. She couldn't even last in her cushy MDFA job that she was crazy to give up.I agree, she doesn't strike me as the type of lawyer that can get clients. Imagine having a lawyer that has a youtube channel for peddling alibaba pearls and eyefucking herself on camera. I'm sure that would really strike fear into your opposing party
Another thing is she's not barred yet so she can't have clients yet, so maybe she's assisting the other lawyers currently, doing stuff like research and whatnot? Her IG's been pretty quiet lately, she hasn't been aggressively hawking her nouvelle crap on there like usual (we haven't even heard anything about her scarf fundraiser results), so it does seem like she's busier...
I’m only half-joking but maybe she’s in bed with the bossOK so Elle has no assistant. Still how is she affording the rent payment? I wonder how much it is per month.
Elle is all about appearances. Who cares about being a real success or a real girlboss when all you have to do is look like one?Who cares if you're financially stable when you have outdated 2nd hand Chanel bags?
Yes but document review and other jobs - the pay is not good and the hours are crap. I doubt Elle would be up to it. She couldn't even last in her cushy MDFA job that she was crazy to give up.
Wouldn’t put it past her, to be honest. Eleanor Florence has proven again and again that morals are not her strong suit.I’m only half-joking but maybe she’s in bed with the boss
I just hope that the next guy Elle dates would do the honourable thing and marry her instead of stringing her along.Wouldn’t put it past her, to be honest. Eleanor Florence has proven again and again that morals are not her strong suit.
I'm sure all the guys have that intention but realize she's unbearable to be around...I just hope that the next guy Elle dates would do the honourable thing and marry her instead of stringing her along.
Don't give up hope, we . . . um I mean Elle . . . just hasn't found one quite foolish enough yet. But there's one born every minute.I'm sure all the guys have that intention but realize she's unbearable to be around...
Working for a private lawyer is way harder than working for the government or NGO like MDFA of Canada. They expect results, billable hours, etc... Elle would never last. You don't get home at 4:30 to go to the gym.I’m only half-joking but maybe she’s in bed with the boss
How any dude got through even a first date listening to gems like that and thought with their brain (and not their dick) "I want to get to know her more" is beyond me.
12:20 - Elle loves beer because she’s Belgian. Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH for inventing beer+pizza, Elle. What would we have done without you?
ITA. To an outsider, private law practice seems competitive and grueling as hell just from watching Better Call Saul...I know it's just a show, but still, it really shows the lengths lawyers have to go to get (and keep) clients, win cases, etc. whether as a solo or in a big law firm. I can't see her doing that kind of work long term. She's definitely using this job as resume padding. I guess it's good at least that she still cares about her resume/career and still wants to work...I really thought for a while she was planning to just string pearls forever, which would have been depressing to witness.Working for a private lawyer is way harder than working for the government or NGO like MDFA of Canada. They expect results, billable hours, etc... Elle would never last. You don't get home at 4:30 to go to the gym.
is she talking about herself in the third person when she said assistant??I still think the assistant comment is a joke about her cat. If Elle had a real admin assistant she'd be bragging about it daily.
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