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Afternoon you randy lot, just go back from running errands but I did manage to hear Bojo and Sterner on the radio.
Must say Ive gone off Matt I prefer Raab and his sexy French foreplay.
Must say Ive gone off Matt I prefer Raab and his sexy French foreplay.Oh yes wanting a discount were you?Ah damnit thought you were going to say an Adult one
I missed q&a prime minister just finished work at 1
now customers know I like Matt Hancock now God help me!!!
now customers know I like Matt Hancock now God help me!!!
To be honest if I was one of your customers I’d be feeling huge relief that it’s not just me that wants to bag Matt Hancock!
How do they know? Are you wearing a matt Hancock t-shirt?
Her and Whitty already have a loyalty cardAfternoon you randy lot, just go back from running errands but I did manage to hear Bojo and Sterner on the radio.
Oh yes wanting a discount were you?
Raab speaking french is almost taking top spot over Raab lickibg his finger
I think he should do the next briefing in french with subtitles.How do they know? Are you wearing a matt Hancock t-shirt?
Her and Whitty already have a loyalty card
Raab speaking french is almost taking top spot over Raab lickibg his finger
With finger licking. It would have to be after the watershedI think he should do the next briefing in french with subtitles.
Rishi is on at 2.30pm.
Finger licking good
As long as he doesn’t sound like Del BoyI think he should do the next briefing in french with subtitles.
Whitty owns most of the sex shops....true storyHow do they know? Are you wearing a matt Hancock t-shirt?
Her and Whitty already have a loyalty card
Raab speaking french is almost taking top spot over Raab lickibg his finger
That really made me laugh. You’d be like for ducks sake stop being so polite and touch what you like where you like but hurry up!
The romantic side of me thinks its cute for a man to ask if it's OK to kiss me etc
The utter filthy ag side of me just wants them to just grab me and take over
The utter filthy ag side of me just wants them to just grab me and take over
I have beautiful feet after my pedicure ...I wonder if any of them are into toe sucking. Just a thought
ppg for sure.
Oh Jesus...is that the only choice. I think I’ll pass
i think he would prefer the filthy side and just get involved
The thought of Gove sucking on my toes makes me feel ill. I'm funny about feet anyway but that is just grim. That toad face ewwwwww
Raab is definately a grabber
It’s funny how we’ve all assumed what they are like isn’t it? Raab a sexually perverted b womaniser, Matt’s awkward and turns into a gibbering wreck around women etc. For all we know it’s the other way around!
It’s probably not, but I’d laugh if it was!
It’s probably not, but I’d laugh if it was!
I'd be gutted if Raab wasn't a sexually perverted b
Can you imagine planning Netflix and chill and getting a film and a cuddle
Can you imagine planning Netflix and chill and getting a film and a cuddle
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See I think if Matt offered to ‘Netflix and chill’ it would literally just be that!
Boris would watch the film but would annoy you trying to have sex with you before the opening credits had finishedSee I think if Matt offered to ‘Netflix and chill’ it would literally just be that!
Whitty would get too engrossed getting annoyed with the inconsistencies with contagion.
Rishi would stylishly watch a highbrow documentary then whisk you upstairs for some very stylish sex
Raab, we wouldn't bother turning the TV on
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