Platypusfattypus
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He does look tired. Been up all night catching up on tattle
That's because I was helping him whilst he was answering questions. That camera never dropped below waistIs it me or did dom looked hot and sweaty giving answers Matt should do one
And when we are being interviewed by Piers Morgan after announcing our sell out world tour (because obviously we won bgt though there are some queries over the large number of calls originating from Whitehall) we shall giggle as we recall how we all bonded over our love for certain MPsWe still have to do our audition for Britain’s got talent!!! Simon...how did you girls meet? Well Simon it was on Tattle![]()
I can tell already the replies will be epicHorny by Mousse T.
Then I’ve gotta have a top 4. I cannot write that fat sweaty labrador with horrendous teeth on my listsorry ladies you cant have Van tam because hes not one of the original top 5. Its Boris, whitty, rishi, dom and Matt.
Yes one with little bumblebees on.
I had a nap so I missed the hour.![]()
He could dress up as a bee, he's still not getting my voteBojo will be next with the yellow tie he's desperate to get higher on our list and get a shag (that isn't Carrie)![]()
I'll send you my emailYou're very welcome. A long time ago I was a published erotic romance writer, these two might just inspire me to take it up again!
MeIt is by far the best thread here. When I started posting on the coronavirus thread I was really scared and anxious about it all to the point I had to stop coming in here then this all happened and I've had the best time ever. I've belly laughed through all of these threads.
Whos joining me for Prime ministers question time tomorrow?
Hahahahaha I love the Hancock love here. I can't believe how much he's become the main man.