Downing Street Men #7

[Platypusfattypus]

Matt can do celebrity bake off

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Hi honeys! I've been so busy with life (and making furious love with Dom) I can't believe the briefings are ending. When I came to this thread I was at a really low point and some nights when I've felt like proper shit I've come to this threads and been crying laughing for hours! I'm fuming the boys wont be doing briefings anymore. I make a vow to never change my profile pic in honour of being a downing street honey

 

[Platypusfattypus]

You could always private message her and ask how big he is?

Hahaha I'd be devastated if she told me he was tiny 🤏 and liked really vanilla sex

Hi honeys! I've been so busy with life (and making furious love with Dom) I can't believe the briefings are ending. When I came to this thread I was at a really low point and some nights when I've felt like proper shit I've come to this threads and been crying laughing for hours! I'm fuming the boys wont be doing briefings anymore. I make a vow to never change my profile pic in honour of being a downing street honey

We should never change our profile pics


Unless Falcor comes up with the goods on "Trucron" (see what I did there)

 

[cushtybert]

Whitty wears a red posing pouch on the beach, this is a photo from our last trip

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Right who's with me to go to London. Boris can be delayed or busy with someone something and Raab will have to fill me up in for him at the briefing.

I shall console myself with Macron and Trudeau pictures.

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Oh god I'm off again down this beautiful rabbit hole.

Look at this romantic setting

 

[cushtybert]

Hiya guys hope ur well x

My work mates said Mrs Hancock going home to see Mr Hancock is lol x

I wouldn’t mind being called Mrs Whitty, no one knows my obsession with him, hubby did joke that I fancied one of them but I think he thought it was Raab. If only he knew

 

[Boredofthegram]

Feels strange not looking for who’s doing the briefing!

 

[jo30]

omg what a cutie!!

@Gym&Tonic

I have fainted lol

A little collage I made of Matt!

 

[Boredofthegram]

I was searching ‘Chris Whitty casual dress’ as I do sometimes and came across this beauty;

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I’m thinking of ways I can go to Leicester (I live in Wales where still have a 5 mike rule in place) and kidnap Matt

Say you need to test your eyes in Leicester.

Or even better wear this

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I’ve got this image of Dom browsing the toiletries aisle of Wilkos now!

Choosing shampoo and toothpaste has never been so erotically charged

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I've loved this thread! It's made me laugh out loud so many times, and you've all been great company. Matt is my favourite, bless him.

If you’d have said to me three months ago that I’d be having erotic fantasies involving the pro Brexit Tory health secretary I’d have laughed in your face.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

It is by far the best thread here. When I started posting on the coronavirus thread I was really scared and anxious about it all to the point I had to stop coming in here then this all happened and I've had the best time ever. I've belly laughed through all of these threads.

Whos joining me for Prime ministers question time tomorrow?

If you’d have said to me three months ago that I’d be having erotic fantasies involving the pro Brexit Tory health secretary I’d have laughed in your face.

Hahahahaha I love the Hancock love here. I can't believe how much he's become the main man.

 

[coconochanel]

Love sex and magic by Ciara & Justin timblerlake.

S&M for me and Whitty

and lonely goatherd

 

[Platypusfattypus]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I'm missing my daily disappointment it's not Raab. I feel a bit lost

Even my daughter asked me if I was OK. They think I had a thing for whitty

 

[Boredofthegram]

I like this one. He’s marching along thinking about plagues and goats.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Hey we could all bake something and take it to downing St, bet our Fab Five would love that. Slice of cake with a cuppa on their break.

I'd rather serve up some thing else but cake is always good. I bloody love cake.

I bet Boris just shovels it in his mouth and spits crumbs everywhere

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Fancy a ride Mattikins?

 

[Boredofthegram]

Followed by a dinner hosted by Whitty where he will do a presentation showing our best quotes and photos and we’ll all shout out NEXT SLIDE

Finishing up with a disco and karaoke so mattikins can bust a move and sing us a tune.