It has to be said my infatuation with Dom established itself well in my relationship last night...
I was knelt on the floor cleaning the cat litter tray out and the conversation between me and my partner went as follows
BF: You've got a builders bum *laughs*
Me: At least I'm in the flat, you've always got your arse sticking out at work for customers to see! (he's a plumber) I keep mine covered in public
BF: I bet you wouldn't cover it up for Dominic Raab though, would you?
Me: No, I wouldn't, in fact I'd ask him to get his penis out
BF: *silence*