Downing Street Men #2

[Falkor]

Crikey, I shouldn't have gone to bed early last night! Boris would have one of those old Minis with a Union Jack on the roof, I think.

 

[SpellingBea]

I think they'd rather answer one of our questions then yet another about ppe and testing and whether we can see our mum's and dad's in the park

HAHAHA 'finally, a question i care about! yes, i favour rye bread and also have a fully stocked sex dungeon'

 

[chocolate choux]

I'd rather shag Boris then Theresa, especially after seeing her dancing

I think it’d be a close call personally

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I dont no, both my ex partners are bald so enlighten me please lol

Apparently all that testosterone makes them friskier... meaning Whitty is an absolute beast

 

[Renegadedancer]

I still think Raab is the only one who would read this thread, his head would explode with this

There are so many double entendres to be made about his head exploding. But it’s still a little early

 

[cushtybert]

He’s smiling and wearing a different tie!!!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So...This is probably how they would view is...as pieces of meat... Boriss passion is kind of enthralling and Dom just looks fucking hot

 

[SpellingBea]

how tall is he 5.7?

yeah google says he's 5'7, if he wasn't the boss of Britain's money, it'd probably be a hard no from me

 

[cushtybert]

Smoke break ......If Carlsberg did Prime Minister's.....View attachment 130806

Eww no thanks, he’s too pretty for me

 

[chocolate choux]

Oh god, the public shame. I'm a total tory hater in real life.

I feel like my Labour Party membership would be forcibly revoked if I was exposed

 

[Lucyxxxx]

He'd LOVE that.

I can imagine him demanding to know "who's your daddy bitch" and then when we are done he would smirk at me whilst I'm still unable to move

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I don't know much about cars but this is what Raaaab dropped me off with a few mins ago. Not.much interior space but the bonnet is roomy

 

[coconochanel]

Maybe something about false information on websites and the effect it has on undermining the important message that the government are putting across, like tattle.life and that I could forward a link to this thread

'Id like to know PM what are you doing about all the incorrect and false information on websites for eg on tattle life there was an article claiming your like a over weight sweaty labrador in bed!'

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've just finished off my frantic email to Boris saying it's not fair regarding the line up, Raab hasn't been on in nearly 10 days and yes he says some daft things and doesn't know stuff he should know but I never really listen to what he says anyway so it doesn't matter. Plus coconochanel has been very lovely and offered to shag Boris so can he please stop sulking and put Raab back in the briefings so I can get all excited and imagine bowl licking

 

[Globe]

Matt wakes up and puts on his wife’s short silk robe

Why can I picture this so clearly?

 

[coconochanel]

Ahh thank you @Oohthedrama

Hello everyone we are the Downing Street Honeys fans of the fab five aka Rishi Sunak, Dominic Raab, Boris Johnson, Matt Hancock and Chris Whitty but any talk of men from downing street is welcome.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Right come on...who has set this up?

 

[coconochanel]

I would absolutely consider that to be essential travel

Too bloody right. 'Im sorry Mr security but we're the downing street honeys fans of the fab five and want to know when the bloody hell they are doing the daily update again?'

p.s 'could you ask rishi to sign my breast?'

 

[Boredofthegram]

No I wouldnt advise linking the site they might close it down.

gove defo would campaign for that after his glowing reviews on here

 

[SpellingBea]

Have you guys seen this?! Dirty Dom getting all riled up the end where he shrugs his shoulders and wipes his mouth as he's being led away makes me feel things...