Downing Street Men #2

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

would get so skinny from all the running away from PPG, when people ask for tips I’d be like ‘ermmm...’

also, what do we reckon the lads are like in the morning? I reckon Boris is proper sloppy and has to drag himself to brush his teeth, Rishi is straight out of bed (one blink and he’s got his suit on) and Dom definitely likes to go a couple of rounds before he gets out of bed (start the day right ladies )

Matt wakes up and puts on his wife’s short silk robe

 

[chocolate choux]

Yeah, I used to have a friend who worked for an MP and she said the amount of threatening stuff that would get sent in was awful. Then you'd have the conspiracy theorists and the bored housewives she said they would probably get 10% of their mail

I have a friend whose whole family is vegan and his mum is always writing to her MP about the badger cull. She buys cutesy nature cards with badgers on the front and scribbles ‘blood’ on them with red pen My friend is constantly being rejected from jobs in the civil service despite being highly qualified and competent, he’s convinced it’s because the family are on a government watchlist

 

[InstaLurk]

Dom putting his jacket back on after he put it round my shoulders cos it was cold

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Actual picture of renegade and rishi

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Matt wakes up and puts on his wife’s short silk robe

With his colossal dick hanging out underneath

 

[Renegadedancer]

I’ve just done my roots, and blow dried and straightened my hair. First time in ages. youngest said mummy you look beautiful where r u going, for the record I look anything But beautiful but I’ll take that. I’m having a night out on this thread! Might even put some lipstick on.

Everyone busy watching Eurovision?!

I’m here ! Reporting for duty

 

[coconochanel]

This thread and you honeys (and the fab five of course) are brightening up my lockdown days.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Grabby Raaby

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I'm in need of Hancock hugs......even if I do hate the Tories!! Shit day!!!

Imagine it’s you

 

[monga]

 

[chocolate choux]

Piers votes up to 7, wtf guys

 

[Boredofthegram]

Yeah I’m keeping away from the serious stuff now, this thread is all I need to get me through lockdown well that and some of well hung Whitty and his dungeon games

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Have you guys seen this?! Dirty Dom getting all riled up the end where he shrugs his shoulders and wipes his mouth as he's being led away makes me feel things...

Oh my poor fanny has just gone ballistic.. my ovaries exploded and I think my boobs grew

Leave Winston out of it!!!

Anything interesting on the group then? Is there any pics you can pinch for us?

They haven't accepted me yet...It's 2 women who are admins. I feel threatened

 

[SpellingBea]

Did I mention that I always had a thing for Nick Clegg? I wish he’d make a comeback. I know people think he sold his soul to the Tories, but I think he kept them in check!

Me too! For a while on Twitter I had my surname as Clegg him and Cameron together definitely had... an effect on me was only 16 when they came to power but clearly had taste even back then!
Would love him to make a comeback

 

[Alightened]

Raab's turned up with a load of booze

 

[squarebutton]

I've just discovered this thread and you guys are impressive getting through 2 threads in a couple of days

Where did these threads originate from? Were you derailing another thread? I'm here for this

 

[Platypusfattypus]

It'll be on the house of commons banned list along with all the pornography and sexymp.con

 

[Boredofthegram]

Right own up, which one of you weirdos voted for piers on the poll?!!

 

[coconochanel]

He's annoying me and yet I want him all at the same time

A bit of a bore Im sticking with dishy Rishi

there's not enough wide shots in this video, it's one long close up when what i need is to see the full package

when he walks out the patio door you can see the full package.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I'm totally invested in cushtybert and whitty.