Downing Street Men #18

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Nice to see the lads get on so well @cushtybert @Gym&Tonic .

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I blame the sugar and the lack of fresh air

Bloody hell Boris will be locking us down for longer and sending us parcels of chocolates.


Which doesn't sound that bad.


Sorry gym but this did tickle me

 

[Platypusfattypus]

You'll notice he keeps fiddling with his collar. It's because I'm finding his ticklish spot (just off camera)

 

[cushtybert]

Both JVT and Whitty are helping out the NHS. Love them

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Jeez imagine what would happen if one of us turned up to be jabbed by one of them would gladly get pricked by Whitty then face plant his crotch

 

[Platypusfattypus]

That’s the look he gives you when you tell him he’s not any that night.

This is Boris' when Renegade tells him to fuck off

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Sir Fanny Harmer giving a talk on bbc2. He needs to blow his nose (I said his nose before you get too excited @Blue raspberry slush pupp)

Saw Whitty earlier too, very stern look down the camera

Il give him a blowie

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Happy new year everyone. Me and Raab will be seeing the new year in with a few bangs

 

[jo30]

Happy new year guys! So glad to be apart of downing street men page

 

[Platypusfattypus]

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[Platypusfattypus]

Love to play on his flute


I also played the clarinet in high school so my tonguing is

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Don't worry Alexandra, Cushty sorted it

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Ah you guys have made me cry again, and laugh. Thank you. I feel a fraud because I'm on the low risk unit so we haven't had to care for poorly covid positive women. We have had some positive but they were asymptomativ but we only know they are because we swabbed them. But everyone is so stressed all the time and it's hard not to take it personally. Plus we are under threat of closure and relocation so we have to prove our worth all the time. I do struggle with anxiety, I'm a complete control freak and birth cannot be controlled so I always worry about everything. When it goes well it's the best job in the world but when it goes badly its shit and everyone loves to put the boot in. I can't take time out, I had a complete breakdown in March and had some time off, and I promised my family that if it got to that point again I would leave. Plus I'd probably be sacked if I had more sickness

Sorry I'm being a right Debbie downer. I promise I will talk about cock again xx

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

My god! My almost teenager has just come to me and asked if I wanted to hear the dream he had.....he then proceeds to tell me about how us and his siblings moved into a new house and then Chris whitty moved in!!
He’s invading our minds now!!!

 

[Boredofthegram]

I had a sex dream about Whitty! (Soz cushty). I was picking my mum up from work (she works in a hospital) and he pushed me into a store room with medical supplies for a quicky. We both had masks on #staysafe

 

[Platypusfattypus]

That is fucking horrific. My condolences to your brain and thoughts

I even had her in the dream, screeching. It's punishment for fancying a Tory

 

[Renegadedancer]

This is Boris' when Renegade tells him to fuck off
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I had to say to him ‘ Boris, you deviant. You can’t keep hanging outside my house, sniffing around to see if the honeys are here and trying to pass your 7 mile bike ride off as exercise. You are a pest. Now get back on your bike and fuck off home’.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Matt doing his ‘thumbs up‘ pose again Now I wonder where he’s going to put them this time?

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Up your sticky waffle

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I can find a better meaning to this gif Mr Foreign Secretary

 

[cushtybert]

The Strawberry creams are the best! Those and the green triangles

Yes to green triangles no to the creams
Wonder what our men’s fav quality st would be
Whitty would let you have whatever you wanted
Van Tam would look at the names over his little glasses and consider his choices
Raab would scoff the lot just to spite you
Mattikins would only eat the ones with the pink wrappers
Bojo would go for toffees and let it dribble down his chin
Fanny Harmer would want Bojos toffees even though he doesn’t like them just to spite him
Rishi would calculate the cost of how many chocolates were in the tub then work out the ingredient cost and eat the most expensive ones
PPG would not be allowed near the tin...he stinks of piss

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Heres to more smut and filthy chat in 2021!