watching dom in sophy ridge show I wonder what Matt look like in a gold tie like dom's
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It’ll be worth the wait when it happens...trust me
Those strong arms picking me up
I've decided that before bed tonight I'm going to watch lots of Raab and the rest of that godawful 365 days and hopefully tonight I'll be shagging him on a yacht in the med.
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*One year later*
Raab walking into bedroom with a towel round his waist 'what time are you meeting the honeys?'
Platypusfattypus 'eleven but I need to go to Harvey Nicks first to look for a dress for Rishi & coco's garden party'
'you better get up then'
platypusfattypus 'I know, but you know me I just cant get going in the morning'
'I know something that will get you going' he says ripping off his towel and jumping onto the bed.
*out in the field cushtybert notices Winston is limping*
'Winston come here boy' she says as he runs off in the other direction.
'come on let me take a look at your foot' she says walking after him but Winston is having none of it and bounds off down the field
'Oh Winston I haven't got time for this today I'll have to call the vet and see if she can come out and take a look at you' she says giving up and heading back into the house to ring the vet.
Gym&tonic 'what do you want for dinner tonight?'
Matt 'Oh Im working late so I'll pick up something at work'
'you worked late last night'
Matt ' I know darling but Ive got a lot on at work the minute'
'well what time will you be home?'
Matt 'not sure but shouldn't be any later then 9pm' he says heading for the front door
'Ok well have a nice day at work'
Matt 'will do see you later darling and have a nice day with the girls'
' I will bye' gym&tonic says shutting the door.
Raab walking into bedroom with a towel round his waist 'what time are you meeting the honeys?'
Platypusfattypus 'eleven but I need to go to Harvey Nicks first to look for a dress for Rishi & coco's garden party'
'you better get up then'
platypusfattypus 'I know, but you know me I just cant get going in the morning'
'I know something that will get you going' he says ripping off his towel and jumping onto the bed.
*out in the field cushtybert notices Winston is limping*
'Winston come here boy' she says as he runs off in the other direction.
'come on let me take a look at your foot' she says walking after him but Winston is having none of it and bounds off down the field
'Oh Winston I haven't got time for this today I'll have to call the vet and see if she can come out and take a look at you' she says giving up and heading back into the house to ring the vet.
Gym&tonic 'what do you want for dinner tonight?'
Matt 'Oh Im working late so I'll pick up something at work'
'you worked late last night'
Matt ' I know darling but Ive got a lot on at work the minute'
'well what time will you be home?'
Matt 'not sure but shouldn't be any later then 9pm' he says heading for the front door
'Ok well have a nice day at work'
Matt 'will do see you later darling and have a nice day with the girls'
' I will bye' gym&tonic says shutting the door.
GOOD LUCK!!! Xx
It's not going to happen. I'll dream about Michele Morrone giving a speech in the house of commons.
Love my morning but I hope Winston is OK!!
Im still not sure how I got into writing this story but its a bit of a laugh.
Would you like to make a cameo in my story?
I'm glad you did. It's been the best story ever 
Managed to convince child to let me watch Raab on the sophy ridge show
Managed to convince child to let me watch Raab on the sophy ridge show
The Labour party never had this much attention when they were in power.I'm glad you did. It's been the best story ever
Managed to convince child to let me watch Raab on the sophy ridge show
Hahaha Prescott and Balls never did it for me. Though I did have a soft spot for BrownThe Labour party never had this much attention when they were in power.
But at least you can’t keep laughing at his clothes when we see what the others wear!!
Doris from Facebook is convinced she’s going to end up with him. If she knew about this thread she’d keel over
She'd choke on her false teethBut at least you can’t keep laughing at his clothes when we see what the others wear!!
Doris from Facebook is convinced she’s going to end up with him. If she knew about this thread she’d keel over
Yet even Prescott managed to get an extra marital shag with his secretary! They are all at it, I tell ya!
Winston needs a girlfriend
I think I’d probably pick Prescott. But only if I absolutely had to pick one and my life depended on it. Obviously!
Jo30 'here she is'
Platypussfattypus 'sorry Im late guys I got stuck behind someone returning a thousand items in Harvey Nicks'
Gym&tonic 'its ok'
renegadedancer' who returns a thousand items to Harvey Nicks?' she says as cushtybert shugs her shoulders
Platypusfattypus 'no idea but I did find my perfect dress for the party'
coconochanel 'lets see it then'
platypusfattypus 'no its a surprise'
Jo30 'is it Victoria Beckham?'
platypusfattypus 'no its not I have got some taste you know!'
cushtybert 'I was looking at a Victoria beckham dress'
platypusfaatypus 'was you?'
cushtybert' yes but I looked like a sack of potatoes when I tried it on'
coconochanel 'thats what most of her dresses look like on. anyway Ive got some news...Rishi has given me my own key to his kensington house'
Jo30 'oh congrats'
'renegadedancer 'that's a step in the right direction'
gym&tonic 'makes sense as you spend about 5 days a week there anyway'
cushtybert 'yeah and the other two your at his yorkshire mansion'
Jo30 'he'll be proposing next'
renegadedancer 'no he wont propose yet'
gym&tonic 'why not?'
renegadeancer 'because he has to be sure shes the one'
cushtybert 'of course shes the one!'
gym&tonic 'yeah of course she the one'
renegadedancer ' yes we know that and he most likely does but he wont want to rush it, after all a divorced MP is never a good luck esp if he wants to become Prime Minister'
coconochanel 'oh thanks you've married me and divorced me all in two seconds'
renegadedancer 'you know what I mean' she says to a smiling coco
gym&tonic 'speaking of marriage. hows married life cushty?'
cushtybert 'oh its great thanks'
Jo30 'I never thought you'd be the first to get married'
platypusfattypus 'I did, I knew it when I saw them walking to the train station together'
coconochanel 'you did not!'
platypusfattypus 'I did!'
gym&tonic blurting out 'I think Matt's having a affair?'
Renegadedancer 'what?'
coconochanel ' what! why?'
to be continued
Platypussfattypus 'sorry Im late guys I got stuck behind someone returning a thousand items in Harvey Nicks'
Gym&tonic 'its ok'
renegadedancer' who returns a thousand items to Harvey Nicks?' she says as cushtybert shugs her shoulders
Platypusfattypus 'no idea but I did find my perfect dress for the party'
coconochanel 'lets see it then'
platypusfattypus 'no its a surprise'
Jo30 'is it Victoria Beckham?'
platypusfattypus 'no its not I have got some taste you know!'
cushtybert 'I was looking at a Victoria beckham dress'
platypusfaatypus 'was you?'
cushtybert' yes but I looked like a sack of potatoes when I tried it on'
coconochanel 'thats what most of her dresses look like on. anyway Ive got some news...Rishi has given me my own key to his kensington house'
Jo30 'oh congrats'
'renegadedancer 'that's a step in the right direction'
gym&tonic 'makes sense as you spend about 5 days a week there anyway'
cushtybert 'yeah and the other two your at his yorkshire mansion'
Jo30 'he'll be proposing next'
renegadedancer 'no he wont propose yet'
gym&tonic 'why not?'
renegadeancer 'because he has to be sure shes the one'
cushtybert 'of course shes the one!'
gym&tonic 'yeah of course she the one'
renegadedancer ' yes we know that and he most likely does but he wont want to rush it, after all a divorced MP is never a good luck esp if he wants to become Prime Minister'
coconochanel 'oh thanks you've married me and divorced me all in two seconds'
renegadedancer 'you know what I mean' she says to a smiling coco
gym&tonic 'speaking of marriage. hows married life cushty?'
cushtybert 'oh its great thanks'
Jo30 'I never thought you'd be the first to get married'
platypusfattypus 'I did, I knew it when I saw them walking to the train station together'
coconochanel 'you did not!'
platypusfattypus 'I did!'
gym&tonic blurting out 'I think Matt's having a affair?'
Renegadedancer 'what?'
coconochanel ' what! why?'
to be continued
Is Prince Andrew a filthy prick??!!Im still not sure how I got into writing this story but its a bit of a laugh.
Would you like to make a cameo in my story?
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