Heβs got that Bruce Willis in friends thing going onHey what's with all the Raab attacks. He's quite sensitive under that mardy exterior.
He has feelings you know!!
Atta girl
βIβm a love machineβ
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βIβm a love machineβ
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Nope, Raab looks like he has a nice sized tidy clean dick
UhhhhhhHeβs got that Bruce Willis in friends thing going on
βIβm a love machineβ
*knock on the door*
Boris 'come in'
PA 'the ladies are here Sir'
Boris 'wonderful show them in'
'Ladies come on in come on in, lovely to meet you at last'
'Lovely to meet you too Prime Minister, Im Renegadedancer'
'Im lucyxxx'
'Im Cushtybert'
Boris 'The whitty fan, your the one with the lamb'
cushtybert 'Its a goat and hes called Winston'
Boris' goat ah yes'
'Im jo30 and Im Matts fan I really like Matt I think hes cute'
'Im boreofthegram'
'Im platypusfattypus'
'Im coconochanel'
Boris 'ahh my no1 fan'
coconochanel 'mmm'
'and Im gym&tonic'
Boris 'fantastic so tell me me ladies where did you all meet how did this wonderful fan club come about?'...
meanwhile in Michael Goves office
'Sorry?'
PA' I didnt say anything sir'
'oh I thought you said something'
PA 'no sir' then they hear the noise again
'what was that?'
PA 'I dont know sounds like its coming from outside' she stands and looks out the window
PA' its a goat theres a goat outside!'
'a what!'
PA 'a goat look the security guy is standing there holding his lead'
'what the!'
Down the hall outside Matt Hancocks office PA Sandra walks past his half open door and sees him practicing his smile in the mirror
PA 'Everything alright Sir'
'yes yes everything is fine thank you Sandra. The hone.. ladies are coming at 2pm so you will have to put my meeting with Mr Valance back to 3pm'
PA' yes sir'
'Also could you see if there's any air freshener lying about and give this room a spray it smells like stale coffee and caramel waffles'
PA' Yes Mr Hancock'.
Rishi on the phone 'yes Prime Minister I cant see that being a problem send them up when they are ready'
'Karen Ive got a group of ladies coming for a quick meet and greet could you arrange some refreshments'
PA 'Yes Mr Sunak no problem'
'Wonderful and can you bring that Fortnum and Masons tin of biscuits as well please'
PA 'yes Mr Sunak'.
to be continued....
Boris 'come in'
PA 'the ladies are here Sir'
Boris 'wonderful show them in'
'Ladies come on in come on in, lovely to meet you at last'
'Lovely to meet you too Prime Minister, Im Renegadedancer'
'Im lucyxxx'
'Im Cushtybert'
Boris 'The whitty fan, your the one with the lamb'
cushtybert 'Its a goat and hes called Winston'
Boris' goat ah yes'
'Im jo30 and Im Matts fan I really like Matt I think hes cute'
'Im boreofthegram'
'Im platypusfattypus'
'Im coconochanel'
Boris 'ahh my no1 fan'
coconochanel 'mmm'
'and Im gym&tonic'
Boris 'fantastic so tell me me ladies where did you all meet how did this wonderful fan club come about?'...
meanwhile in Michael Goves office
'Sorry?'
PA' I didnt say anything sir'
'oh I thought you said something'
PA 'no sir' then they hear the noise again
'what was that?'
PA 'I dont know sounds like its coming from outside' she stands and looks out the window
PA' its a goat theres a goat outside!'
'a what!'
PA 'a goat look the security guy is standing there holding his lead'
'what the!'
Down the hall outside Matt Hancocks office PA Sandra walks past his half open door and sees him practicing his smile in the mirror
PA 'Everything alright Sir'
'yes yes everything is fine thank you Sandra. The hone.. ladies are coming at 2pm so you will have to put my meeting with Mr Valance back to 3pm'
PA' yes sir'
'Also could you see if there's any air freshener lying about and give this room a spray it smells like stale coffee and caramel waffles'
PA' Yes Mr Hancock'.
Rishi on the phone 'yes Prime Minister I cant see that being a problem send them up when they are ready'
'Karen Ive got a group of ladies coming for a quick meet and greet could you arrange some refreshments'
PA 'Yes Mr Sunak no problem'
'Wonderful and can you bring that Fortnum and Masons tin of biscuits as well please'
PA 'yes Mr Sunak'.
to be continued....
If only Raab would wear something a bit more fitted in the trouser dept it would make it easier to see his goods. Though he has some odd bulges in this pic
So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door? 
I can't waitSo coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?
Of course Matt will come in his boxers!So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?
And will someone manage to fit the fanny harmer into the story somewhere for the love of all that is holy!!!!!So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?
Well he could come in one of you?Of course Matt will come in his boxers!
who knows
He could be series 2 when him and Raab are fighting in a fountain over one of us.
Or he could cum on my tits?Well he could come in one of you?
He could be series 2 when him and Raab are fighting in a fountain over one of us.
Especially in the company of so many honeys. I hope he has sparesOf course Matt will come in his boxers!
Probably the parliament on news channels,
hey guys just finished work an hour later but I am just read Matt doing a emergency statement is it in house of commons?
He can fight for my honour after Iβve had to take a sexual harassment case out against Raab because no ones having fanny harmer fighting for them apart from ME!!Well he could come in one of you?
He could be series 2 when him and Raab are fighting in a fountain over one of us.
Canβt see anything on tv about it? Must be on the parliament channel
Thanks x
Yeah he is at the House of Commons about corona
So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?
thank you
I bet he wearing his pink tie roll on 5pm just got home from.work
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