Downing Street Men #10

[Gym&Tonic]

Horny hancocks making a statement at 5

I can exclusively reveal that his announcement will be that he’s leaving his wife to come and shack up with me. He can’t resist the allure of Suffolk unfortunately

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He’s so serious, he needs to let himself go.

I like the seriousness, makes it a challenge


Im about to have a catch up with my sister and am trying to stop myself from polishing off all the peanut butter brownies I made last night

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Raabs just got to the bit where I am talking about him fucking me in his desk

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Not stiff yet but its got potential.

 

[coconochanel]

So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

For some reason an advert for men’s underpants popped up when I was reading this thread just now

Because we are desperate to get into certain pants

 

[Gym&Tonic]

He didn’t answer mine this time AND I was really complimentary!! Bet kier would!

I want to ask if he knows he’s become a heartthrob. I’d love to see his reaction to that! He does blush. A lot.

 

[cushtybert]

I’ve missed the parliament porn channel. I’m having a bbq at my mums so I can’t tune in and reveal my Tory fetish

Took this for you

Whittys face when I told him I was wearing nipple tassels

 

[cushtybert]

I think Whitty is on the Parliament channel at 3pm today

Yep just heard, so excited

So not only does he stink he’s as tight as a badgers arse as well

 

[cushtybert]

came with a few 'extras'.

Winston is not allowed in the bedroom
Whitty .... 5 stars
Absolutely filthy, has you bent over in every position going. Writes a paper on it after about how he can improve for next time, thanks you for coming..literally

 

[Renegadedancer]

Bloody right too. And me. He’s gorgeous.

Maybe I would watch. Just saying

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Poor Whitty. But he looks great in a dress !

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Aww hes so tiny.


YES! send him a tweet

Haha I really want to but I'm shy

I know he's not top 5 but this is brilliant

 

[jo30]

bed time for me feeling crap again send Matt to me to feel better lol nite guys

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

So coming up later... will us honey get to meet Whitty and Raab? will Boris get his hug? and will Matt come in his boxers when we walk through his door?

And will someone manage to fit the fanny harmer into the story somewhere for the love of all that is holy!!!!!

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I hope Chris Whitty is given a knighthood after all this is over!

 

[Boredofthegram]

I wish I could dream such things. I have anxiety dreams of my ex, or being late for stuff or just a boring day at work

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Afternoon my lovelies, Ive just got back from going into town and I must say although I went early (9.30am) there was hardly anyone about and I went straight in Primark then popped to Zara and H&M. Happy times P.S part two of our trip to Downing St is coming later.

I miss zara and h&m. That sounds like a perfect shopping trip.

Im too excited for part 2. Please don't make Raab have a BIC dick though

I've changed plans for the day so I can catch the briefing

I'm now zooming in on the crotch in all Raab photos I possess

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Then your book to read

The perfect evening

I want Matt to come and live with me when all of this over!

We all want that to happen. Living with you that is

Making luurrrrrve

I'd be on the other side making gestures to him

 

[coconochanel]

renegadedancer 'Hi gorgeous' she says as cushtybert opens the door and lets them in
cushtybert 'Hi you ok'
renegadedancer 'fine thanks hun, you?'
cushtybert 'yeah Im fine thanks'
coconochanel 'I see Winston's back to his old self'
cushtybert 'yeah he's fine he had his dressing taken off last week'
Jo30 'ahh thats good'
Boredofthegram ' yeah we don't want anything happening to Winston'
cushtybert 'no we don't. so how was trip to Paris Ive not seen you since you got back'
boredofthegram 'ooh it was lovely Van tam spoiled me rotten'
cushtybert 'aww'
platypusfattypus 'you know I never thought you'd end up with Van Tam boredofthegram'
boredofthegram 'why?'
platypusfattypus 'well you wanted Matt to begin with'
Gym&tonic 'yes but Matt only had eyes for me'
renegadedancer 'Luckily for you'
Jo30 'or unlucky if he's doing what she thinks he's doing'
coconochanel 'how's the plan going?'
gym&tonic 'ok so far. I hid the keys so he had to take my car to work'
jo30 'so what next?'
gym&tonic 'well tonight when hes 'working late' I will ring his office to tell him Ive find the keys, that way I will know if he really is at work'
coconochanel ' ahh good idea'
renegadedancer 'and if hes not?'
gym&tonic ' I don't know I don't want to think about that yet'
cushtybert 'sorry I cant wait any longer Ive got something I have to tell you'
platypusfattypus 'what?'
cushtybert 'Im pregnant'
Jo30 'aww' '
gym&tonic 'noway!'
coconochanel 'congratulations' she says as they all get up and hug cushtybert
renegadedancer 'our first tattle baby'
boredofthegram 'bloody hell you don't waste much time do you married and baby all within a year' she jokes
cocochanel 'how did whitty take it?'
cuchstybert 'oh he's over the moon he's already fussing over me, making me put my feet up and fetching me cups of tea'
platypusfattypus 'aww thats our Whitty a true gentleman'
Jo30 ' yep, how far gone are you?'
cushtybert 'four months, I wanted to tell you sooner but Whitty wouldn't let me. you know what he's liking worrying incase something went wrong'
boredofthegram ' do you know the sex?'
cushtybert 'no we were going to find out at the last scan but the baby wasn't having any of it. Ive got my next scan next week so hopefully we'll find out then'
coconochanel 'well Im really pleased for you both'
jo30 ' we all are. we're going to be aunties'
reneagedancer 'awww'
platypusfattypus 'lets raise a toast to baby tattle'
'baby tattle' they all chimed raising their cups.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He could screw me on the flag, very patriotic

 

[Renegadedancer]

*knock on the door*
'come in'
PA' you wanted to see me Mr Raab'
Dom 'ahh yes I just want to go through what meetings I have this afternoon?'
PA' you have a phone call with the French PM at 3pm, A meeting with China at 4pm and the gym at 4.30pm. Ive also fetched your suits from the dry cleaners and the Prime Ministers PA rang to see if you could fit in a meeting with the some women called the downing st honeys but I said your diary was full so it wasnt possible'
Dom 'you did what? How dare you turn down meeting without consulting me first'
PA 'well your dairy is full and theres no room to fit them in'
Dom 'I'll decide what can and cant be fitted in, you have no right to make final decisions without my authroity'
PA' well I..'
Dom ' I dont want to hear it, get on the phone immediately and get me a meeting with those honeys!'
PA' yes sir'

*meanwhile in Matt's office*
'Ladies wonderful to meet you come on in don't be shy'
jo30 'Im your biggest fan Mr hancock I think your cute'
'ha well thank you very much and I must say Im loving your hair'
jo30 'wow thank you Mr Hancock I had it done especially for today'
standing a bit too close 'well it really suits you it makes your eyes sparkle'
Jo30' oh Mr Hancock I...thi...I' faints and begins to fall to the floor but matt catches her
Gin&tonic 'oh my god is she ok'
Matt 'yes she's fine just a bit over excited, here you hold her while I'll call my PA to bring in a glass water and some caramel waffles. Then when she's recovered you can tell me how I became your 'darling'. by the way which one of you was it that said you wanted to tie me up with my pink tie and have your wicked way with me you little minx's'....

I love it! 50 shades of no.10.